Post warships from your cunt

Post warships from your cunt

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Y-YAMATO?!?!?

I want to impregnate Nagato, I want to BLOW MY NUCLEAR LOAD IN HER BROADSIDE UNDERWATER

>his country has warships
ummm sweetie, don't you have some allied country filled with rednecks who takes care of all this military stuff for you?

I love this pre ww2 gunboat
It has a restaurant on board now

non, it’s Nagato

t. hasn’t any battleship country

We had. But I want to FUCK jap battleships.

>be Russia
>their battleship captured italian battleship.
>25,000 ton mini sized.
>Therefore Russians can't make any ships.

super kek

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no

the hamburg-class destroyers

>Panama crisis of 1885
>On 7 April, the screw sloop USS Shenandoah arrived in Panama City and three days later, other American ships started arriving in Colón, Panama.
>In response to the American intervention, Chile sent the protected cruiser Esmeralda to Panama City, arriving on April 28.
>The Esmeralda's captain was ordered to stop by any means an eventual annexation of Panama by the United States.
>According to a U.S. publication in August 1885, right after the Panama events, "[The Esmeralda] could destroy our whole navy, ship by ship and never be touched once."
Chileans use their navy for good and fight for freedom against the eternal Yank

>you will never prod Yamato's girly torpedo belt
>you will never fuck her throbbing rudder
>you will never hug her broadside
>you will never you will never spread your sea men across her deck
>you will never touch here radar gently while telling her how much you love her
Why even live?

she wants it rougher Ivan, like the sea

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Nah, Hotel is not for rough, she loves it gentle.

Finished construction of our first stealth frigates few months ago but no weapons fitted yet, don't bully her. Public votes ended with naming them after anti colonial resistance fighters and this one is named after a nobility who shanked a Bong advisor who messed with his taxation.

shippy boaty

DROPPED

It looks so slick and streamlined

BB 57 is a perfect shippy boaty

Jap ans G*rman botes are best botes, would fuck. Mureeka's botes aren't cute

They might call us sharts, lards, or mutts, but no one would make the mistake of calling us weak.

Was going to post an Iowa class or something but turn of the century ships are just so much more aesthetic.

Dummy

BB-61 looks beautiful.

our based allies help us counter the south american menace
youtube.com/watch?v=jcBkvr_PGaY

Iowa a slut and not cute.

rip

All botes are qt

Iowa is better*
FTFY

That dirty whore takes sea men to this very day, she even hosted a drumpf party on her crotch! True pure maidens are resting in the depths of the ocean.

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>True pure maidens are resting in the depths of the ocean
And BB 61 guards the waves above

New frigates under construction.

Rest of the fleet are just bread and butter patrol vessel with short range SAM,Exocet and bofors gun.
Its derived from French Gowind and designed for ASW since everyone in the region is starting up their submarine program.

>bedroom rangefinders
Stop. Don't want to tap that stern.

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>Battleships
>Relevant
Memes and anime.

2bad Iowa the best

Crewed by three drunks, armed with two M/39's?

>Muh U-Boots

at the end of ww2, Canada had the 3rd largest navy in the world

Smallest dreadnought ever a qt.

U-Boots are very much relevant to this day, while battleships are a literal meme.

we had cool posters too

*toot toot*

>proceeds to make plans to make upsized Bismarcks

And now?

>battleships are a literal meme
BB's with cruise missiles are no joking matter friend

Brits, explain this shit.

Except they are shittier than Burke destroyers in every single regard.

>at the end of ww2, Canada had the 3rd largest navy in the world
How the mighty have fallen.

>The Navy operates twelve frigates, four patrol submarines, twelve coastal-defence vessels and eight unarmed patrol/training vessels.

Something about the RN so stronk they only move forward so no need for rear guns.

They were shittier than most ships postwar for maritime combat just because the nature of maritime combat increased in speed and precision
WWII era Battleships were for the most part intended to be used (Up until their retirement) for supporting marine invasions with artillery, which was what the spent the majority of time doing in WWII anyways

Nevermind that the Zumwalt-Class Destroyers supposedly would have difficulty to match Iowa-Class Battleships in one-on-ones (Which is dumb because fleetops would never allow this to happen)

HMS Malaya. A Queen Elizabeth class mutherfucking battleship built in 1910 and entirely funded by the then Federated States of Malaya. It was given as a gift to the UK. Uniquely among RN ships, HMS Malaya flew the red-white-black-yellow ensign of the Federated Malay States.

Now the new Queen Elizabeth class has a fucking ramp.

>The Nelsons were unique in British battleship construction, being the only ships to carry a main armament of 16 inches(406mm) guns and the only ones to carry all the main armament forward of the superstructure. These were a result of the limitations of the Washington Naval Treaty.
>The Washington Naval Treaty, also known as the Five-Power Treaty, the Four-Power Treaty, and the Nine-Power Treaty, was a treaty among the major nations that had won World War I, which agreed to prevent an arms race by limiting naval construction

You are right. Destroyers are the best and can even defeat Battleships as shown here.

I understand now.

The fact that they used to have questionable utility several decades ago in no way diminishes their uselessness and irrelevancy nowadays.
>Zumwalt-Class Destroyers supposedly would have difficulty to match Iowa-Class Battleships in one-on-ones
Why would they aspire matching museum pieces? the problem with Zumwalt is that there are retards in American MoD who still think shore bombardment is relevant. The ultimate irony of the situation is that the project is effectively cancelled, especially now that its main shtick to which all possible utility of a 15000 tonne warship was sacrificed is cancelled as well due to being laughably overpriced.

Why does it have two super structures though. You liked 1920s aesthetic?

Well that isn't relevant either though.

Apparently to space out the funnels and it gives the ship better survivability if one engine section is damaged, it also minimises wind turbulence.

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The good old times

Missile cruisers are relevant, dummy.

>in no way diminishes their uselessness and irrelevancy nowadays
Considering they're museum pieces nowadays is there any reason why you're making a deal about battleships?
>Why would they aspire matching museum pieces?
Iunno maybe because they're 75 years older and fill the same requirements needed for shore bombardment?
>there are retards in American MoD who still think shore bombardment is relevant
t. Dietrich Kraiss

OUR NAVY IS STRONK

>is there any reason why you're making a deal about battleships
Yes, the reason being a bunch of edgy teens popping here and there who believe battleships are relevant in any way.
>and fill the same requirements needed for shore bombardment?
Even something as irrelevant as shore bombardment nowadays requires a ship to be more than a simplistic artillery barge that is a battleship.

qt bote

Really, because I see an awfully edgy boy getting antsy about people liking botes that happen to be Big Botes
>requires a ship to be more than a simplistic artillery barge that is a battleship
Which was why the Iowa-Class battleships were being constantly retrofitted up until their retirement
Hence why I said "BB's with cruise missiles are no joking matter friend"

>tfw no carrier cake to eat

The problem is not people liking boats, the problem is edgy teens who are also possibly weeaboos more often than not acting retarded about this certain type of boats.
>Iowa-Class battleships were being constantly retrofitted up until their retirement
No, they were not. They were retrofitted once because the US got scared of Project 1144 cruisers and had to have something similar to dickwave with in the Gulf War. Despite that due to the shortcomings of the battleship design in itself they ended up being inferior to Burke destroyers in every way.
>Hence why I said "BB's with cruise missiles are no joking matter friend"
They are a joking matter because they are shit. Money and time spent on retrofitting these museum pieces with miserable amount of cruise missiles could be better spent on building Ticos and Burkes.

>the problem is edgy teens who are also possibly weeaboos more often than not acting retarded about this certain type of boats
>Says the Kraut with a hard-on for missle-destroyers and missle-cruisers because of their relevancy in modern naval warfare
>Despite that due to the shortcomings of the battleship design in itself they ended up being inferior to Burke destroyers in every way
>Older ship is inferior to newer ship
Shocking.
>Money and time spent on retrofitting these museum pieces with miserable amount of cruise missiles could be better spent on building Ticos and Burkes
Which is why they were permanently retired

We love ships, able to destroy continents.

But we will be getting 18 brand new chink ships.

Not ones that big. Which is why they are replacing them.

41 knots and 15 oxygen torpedoes (long lance) = instance death to any ww2 warships

You make zero sense. Size doesn't make them any slightest bit less relevant, since they are guided missile cruisers. And no one is replacing them.

QT
Too bad she mostly just ferried sailors

I like it. :3

i lik bowts