Read the sign fuckheads
/brit/
willies
...
got a 3.9 inch willy
anime
the new motor
>my turn to book the table down the pub to watch the footy
>didn't do it in time now they're booked out
>the lads have deleted me from the WhatsApp group
>walked past the Golden Lion earlier and they were all in there enjoying a pitcher of Bud without me
Have I fucked my friendship lads?
Stubborn poo stains on your bog? Just put the kettle on and pour boiling water upon it. #BritLifeHacks
anyone remember the cuckio meme
got £66 on dream what shall i order
stop pretending to be me
feel like a NPC stuck running forever at an invisible wall
Big Rab's at it again
fag poo
which faction from AVBCW would you join lads
The Edwardian Royalists- supporting King Edward
The Reactionaries-Mainly far right organisations who are supporting Edward to further their own agenda
The Anglican League- 'Middle England' at war, traditional liberals or Conservatives who find themselves unable to support the King and his Prime Minister
The Liverpool Free State- Faced with troops trying to break strikes in the City, the Mayor declares Liverpool an Independent Free State
The Yorkist Front- The City of York declares its support not for the King but his brother Prince Albert
The Peoples' Armies- socialist groups seeking revolution rather than just reform of the monarchy and government
The Scottish Republic- angered by the imposition of paramilitaries and the activities of the King's Prime Minister, Scotland succeeds from the union and declares a republic
Nationalist Independence Groups- In Wales and Cornwall groups are fighting for independence of the King's government
The Albertines- The democratic parliament in exile, elect Prince Albert Lord protector and invite him to return from self imposed exile in Canada and take all necessary means to restore order
The Red Clydesiders- Radical socialist groups in Glasgow aiming to bring about a socialist revolutionary government
The Jacobites- Angered by the failures of the Scottish Republic this group of mainly conservative highland landlords have invited Prince Ruprecht of Bavaria, last claimant to the Stuart line to raise a revolt
The League of St Andrew- the pro unionist party in Scotland seeking an alliance with Prince Albert
The Lord of the Isles- A Scandinavian aristocrat distantly related to the English Royal family revives an ancient claim on the Western Isles
>pitcher
FOY
anime?
If someone dares to say "my gf..."
Real man's conundrum below:
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
what acid vendors are still about
know petch?
Ask not for whom the alarm tolls...
Brendan posters, have you tried working from home a couple of days a week?
despite all my cum I still did a poo on your mum
need my spuds decimated tbqhwyl
Lads, it's time to get Tbh unfiltered.
yes
felixuk still about as well if you know him
only ones i use
>Was up until 6am arguing about trains with some idiot on brit
Am i wasting my life?
post of the year
yes
should've argued about BRT instead
kek
who won
Hello lads. Gary Barlow, infamous party animal and ladies man here. Just wanted to remind you all that any Paki or Wog that comes within a hundred yards of me will be swiftly executed, by me, Gary Barlow, with my bare hands. Thank you for listening to more of my, Gary Barlow's, thoughts and feelings.
Guys, my ex has been a bit of a pain recently
She wanted to come see me on Friday and I said yeah to her
Now I'm not sure whether or not its a good idea to meet her if she's going to be moody all the time
Should I bail on her on friday?
Even as a NEET, just see toilslaves all around me when I get on the train in the evening
In a suit, chubby, wrinkled, clearly past their best years, full well knowing that tomorrow, they'll be doing the exact same thing
what else is there to do is bosnia
not sure how i can serve piri chicken at home mate
Get a job where dispensing poultry isn't your main task
snipe muzzies
glad I finally got my bike sorted
still lack closure for my poor yammy but at least I have my independence back
don't care
but i'm thick sweetie
youtube.com
she can actually sing lads
Well we came to the conclusion that a lot of people in Europe still need cars to get by even if the western part has some good train services.
and herzegovina
So am I. That's what the civil service is for
too thick for that
Lads I need your council
wish i was an attractive woman so i can sell my body for money
you're really not
Nice to see Wilko catering to the gay community this Christmas with a line of festive butt plugs.
it is a nice last resort to have
>Remind me in 3 days
meet her shag her then tell her to fuck off
have you seen the dolts they have working in the job centre
hey now hey now
don't dream it's over
wish i didn't have to sell my body for money
give my your kidneys
think thompson & venables should probably be gassed desu
I'm sure she can, but she's not really demonstrating it there
>Wilko
they can't have many more years to go. it must go woolworths > bhs > wilco
whats a female deano called
nah
it was just a bit of banter
Not all men
who was in the wrong?
chantelle
Stacey
stacey from southend
good stuff, but i don't particularly want feelings to be worse than they are
wilkos is the worst out of the 3 ironically
that's a female chad you dolt(s)
if i tried making that noise my throat would explode
thats your dad's christmas prezzie solved then at least
ye they sell all sort of oddball shite like home bargains and b&m so there's hope yet
any of you lads go through a shoplifting phase
MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO
not northern so no
Looks like I have to move to Reading for a year, for work.
What am I in for?
yeah for one day
stole a load of pens from WHSmith for school, so it went to a worthy cause
not much
once passed through the train station, seemed alright. hope this is helpful.
I eat fruit in shops
not really. managed to a snag a few things when i worked in a charity shop for a bit
My shopping centre doesn't even have a Home Bargains; just a Quality Save which Home Bargains retarded cousin.
It does sell booze dirt cheap.
if you didn't know this was pitch shifted you are quite stupid
YOu have to do a lot of reading hahaha
nah but we went through a massive vandal phase. i have told people the shit we'd do as a laugh and they'd look at me like i'm totally fucking insane.
>it's a wake up st 2 and finish the bottle episode
same here. also went through a arson phase
>Quality Save is a chain of discount stores operating in northern England
DOXED
don't let anyone tell you the UK isn't comfy as fuck
That's also true of middle A above C, but screeching into a mike isn't music either
can you get charlie over there
Nah mate it's grimy as fuck.
na we deffo have staceys here too
smashed a bus shelter up once
Most likely. Haven't been sociable here in years though.
yeah me and the lads would bunk school and see who could steal the most shit