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Read the sign fuckheads

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willies

...

got a 3.9 inch willy

anime

the new motor

>my turn to book the table down the pub to watch the footy
>didn't do it in time now they're booked out
>the lads have deleted me from the WhatsApp group
>walked past the Golden Lion earlier and they were all in there enjoying a pitcher of Bud without me

Have I fucked my friendship lads?

Stubborn poo stains on your bog? Just put the kettle on and pour boiling water upon it. #BritLifeHacks

anyone remember the cuckio meme

got £66 on dream what shall i order

stop pretending to be me

feel like a NPC stuck running forever at an invisible wall

Big Rab's at it again

fag poo

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which faction from AVBCW would you join lads

The Edwardian Royalists- supporting King Edward

The Reactionaries-Mainly far right organisations who are supporting Edward to further their own agenda

The Anglican League- 'Middle England' at war, traditional liberals or Conservatives who find themselves unable to support the King and his Prime Minister

The Liverpool Free State- Faced with troops trying to break strikes in the City, the Mayor declares Liverpool an Independent Free State

The Yorkist Front- The City of York declares its support not for the King but his brother Prince Albert

The Peoples' Armies- socialist groups seeking revolution rather than just reform of the monarchy and government

The Scottish Republic- angered by the imposition of paramilitaries and the activities of the King's Prime Minister, Scotland succeeds from the union and declares a republic

Nationalist Independence Groups- In Wales and Cornwall groups are fighting for independence of the King's government

The Albertines- The democratic parliament in exile, elect Prince Albert Lord protector and invite him to return from self imposed exile in Canada and take all necessary means to restore order

The Red Clydesiders- Radical socialist groups in Glasgow aiming to bring about a socialist revolutionary government

The Jacobites- Angered by the failures of the Scottish Republic this group of mainly conservative highland landlords have invited Prince Ruprecht of Bavaria, last claimant to the Stuart line to raise a revolt

The League of St Andrew- the pro unionist party in Scotland seeking an alliance with Prince Albert

The Lord of the Isles- A Scandinavian aristocrat distantly related to the English Royal family revives an ancient claim on the Western Isles

>pitcher
FOY

anime?

If someone dares to say "my gf..."

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what acid vendors are still about

know petch?

Ask not for whom the alarm tolls...

Brendan posters, have you tried working from home a couple of days a week?

despite all my cum I still did a poo on your mum

need my spuds decimated tbqhwyl

Lads, it's time to get Tbh unfiltered.

yes

felixuk still about as well if you know him

only ones i use

>Was up until 6am arguing about trains with some idiot on brit
Am i wasting my life?

post of the year

yes

should've argued about BRT instead

kek

who won

Hello lads. Gary Barlow, infamous party animal and ladies man here. Just wanted to remind you all that any Paki or Wog that comes within a hundred yards of me will be swiftly executed, by me, Gary Barlow, with my bare hands. Thank you for listening to more of my, Gary Barlow's, thoughts and feelings.

Guys, my ex has been a bit of a pain recently
She wanted to come see me on Friday and I said yeah to her
Now I'm not sure whether or not its a good idea to meet her if she's going to be moody all the time
Should I bail on her on friday?

Even as a NEET, just see toilslaves all around me when I get on the train in the evening

In a suit, chubby, wrinkled, clearly past their best years, full well knowing that tomorrow, they'll be doing the exact same thing

what else is there to do is bosnia

not sure how i can serve piri chicken at home mate

Get a job where dispensing poultry isn't your main task

snipe muzzies

glad I finally got my bike sorted
still lack closure for my poor yammy but at least I have my independence back

don't care

but i'm thick sweetie

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she can actually sing lads

Well we came to the conclusion that a lot of people in Europe still need cars to get by even if the western part has some good train services.

and herzegovina

So am I. That's what the civil service is for

too thick for that

Lads I need your council

wish i was an attractive woman so i can sell my body for money

you're really not

Nice to see Wilko catering to the gay community this Christmas with a line of festive butt plugs.

it is a nice last resort to have

>Remind me in 3 days

meet her shag her then tell her to fuck off

have you seen the dolts they have working in the job centre

hey now hey now
don't dream it's over

wish i didn't have to sell my body for money

give my your kidneys

think thompson & venables should probably be gassed desu

I'm sure she can, but she's not really demonstrating it there

>Wilko
they can't have many more years to go. it must go woolworths > bhs > wilco

whats a female deano called

nah
it was just a bit of banter

Not all men

who was in the wrong?

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chantelle

Stacey

stacey from southend

good stuff, but i don't particularly want feelings to be worse than they are

wilkos is the worst out of the 3 ironically

that's a female chad you dolt(s)

if i tried making that noise my throat would explode

thats your dad's christmas prezzie solved then at least

ye they sell all sort of oddball shite like home bargains and b&m so there's hope yet

any of you lads go through a shoplifting phase

MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO

not northern so no

Looks like I have to move to Reading for a year, for work.
What am I in for?

yeah for one day

stole a load of pens from WHSmith for school, so it went to a worthy cause

not much

once passed through the train station, seemed alright. hope this is helpful.

I eat fruit in shops

not really. managed to a snag a few things when i worked in a charity shop for a bit

My shopping centre doesn't even have a Home Bargains; just a Quality Save which Home Bargains retarded cousin.

It does sell booze dirt cheap.

if you didn't know this was pitch shifted you are quite stupid

YOu have to do a lot of reading hahaha

nah but we went through a massive vandal phase. i have told people the shit we'd do as a laugh and they'd look at me like i'm totally fucking insane.

>it's a wake up st 2 and finish the bottle episode

same here. also went through a arson phase

>Quality Save is a chain of discount stores operating in northern England

DOXED

don't let anyone tell you the UK isn't comfy as fuck

That's also true of middle A above C, but screeching into a mike isn't music either

can you get charlie over there

Nah mate it's grimy as fuck.

na we deffo have staceys here too

smashed a bus shelter up once

Most likely. Haven't been sociable here in years though.

yeah me and the lads would bunk school and see who could steal the most shit