Hello, I'm here to interview for the camera man position

>Hello, I'm here to interview for the camera man position.
>Have a seat. It says here that you have no previous experience operating a film camera correct?
>Yes, sir
>It also says that you're a cripple and cannot move around too much
>Yes sir, but I have strong fingers, I can use the zoom button.
>Good, good. Now lastly it says here that you are a homosexual.
>Uhh yes sir.
>But surely you can deduce what our target audience wants to see using common sense and logic
>Uh no sir, I'm what they call sexually autistic. I literally cannot imagine what a heterosexual man wants to see.
>Congratulations kid, you're hired. For your first job you're in charge of shooting our Miss Teen Delaware vid. It's bound to be a big hit ll

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The only good video they've ever done was a big tittied southern girl who "lost a bet" to do porn. 189 I think?
The fact that the videos are so formulaic is just boring with the same 3 positions and weak ass blow jobs.

>sexually autistic
kek

>memorizing gdp codes

this is what happens when you stay a virgin too long

Nah, the number just stuck with me because I searched for the video a few weeks ago.

Did Anthony Cumia ever get to fuck her?

How did studios like nubile films and sex-art get so cinematic? Did they start hiring film school grads?

Gotta start somewhere. Barry sonnenfeld started his film career filming porn. James gunn too I think

Kek. This so much.
Nothing frustrates me more than seeing a good thumbnail and it being in the video for like 2 seconds.
Why is it hard to find a blowjob video that's filmed properly? I want to see some ass and tits too. Sometimes all it takes is for the cameraman to take a couple steps back to get the girl's tits in frame or the girl's ass. Why is there barely any blowjob videos featuring a girl's whole body and filming at a reasonable angle?

yeah, the videos all follow exact same script.
i just like to watch the facials, anyway

That's the girl that entered that pageant, Miss Delaware or something. The awkwardness of the video made it all the more hotter in a weird way.

episode # please?

Her name is Melissa King. She went to my college for a year before moving out West (I think Arizona) and now she's an upscale prostitute. She only got paid like $800 for the video kek

170 I think.

>tripfag is also a newfag
Ironic..

lol I actually used to have a sub for gdp back in the day

the fact that you don't recognize my stupid trip speaks volumes of your own newfaggotry

184, i check up on her from time to time, she keeps getting arrested.

>What would you say your favorite filming position is?
>zoomed in on the guy's taint while he's pounding away at this chick
>perfect

why do these girls agree to do videos, which can ruin reputation, for so little money???

why is western porn so gay

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>your childhood friend was forced to do porn because you werent there to look out for her and pay for her tuition

you could've saved her Sup Forums

>paying for a childhood friend's tuition

Absolutely pathetic

what the fuck?

Because you like watching blowjobs so everyone just assumes you're a faggot only looking for cocks

Is your problem really the camera work and not the fact that literally 99% of the girls are clearly in pain and discomfort?

Remember that time Derek Wolfe dated a GDP girl?

There is no saving these dumb whores.

How did GDP build their brand? How did they become a "poor teen desperate for money makes bad life choices" magnet? Word of mouth?

This girl seemed like a huge moron.

I wonder this. And from what I"ve heard they don't pay very well. Honestly, what's wrong with these girls who do this?

They apparently have female recruiters in college campuses that get close to these women and convince them to do it.

So apparently you're some kind of comedian? Why don't you tell us about it.

Probably serves as very effective marketing for being an upscale prostitute as said.

They're lazy, they're stupid, they want money, and they're pretty. If they weren't pretty, they could do Facial Abuse.

you have any links?

>hide a gps tracker in GDP van's gas lid so I can tail them to different hotels
>wait outside their room and intercept the girl
>"whatever they're paying you I'll double it"