ELECTING A PEDO TO OWN THE LIBTARDS YEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWW
ELECTING A PEDO TO OWN THE LIBTARDS YEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWW
SICK OF GOMMIE BLUE STATES STEALING OUR HARD EARNED TAX DOLLARS!!
the s-senate's totally gonna vote him out g-guys, no way theyre gonna let a pedophile that broke the law twice stay in office
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Americans have officially lost the right to banter Muslims about Muhammad and Aisha
Sad! Fuck the South.
If he's a pedo why isn't he in jail?
Checkmate liberals
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I always wonder who the black people that vote for evangelical christian conservatives are and what exactly is wrong with them
So when will we know who won? The polls closed yet I can't find any exit polls.
It's like a kid kissing his parents' ass to get a pat on the back, or a teacher's pet. They want whites to congratulate them and accept them as one of their own, and the only way they think that'll happen is by becoming uncle Toms.
Also, women voted for Moore by a 2:1 ratio. They literally support a man who said women's suffrage was a mistake.
Why is Sup Forums always right?
probably because theyre evangelic chirstian conservatives. My family is black sunni muslims but they vote conservative because they hate gays and white people, but shamefully the conservatives still support gay marriage lol!
Probably just hate gays, mexicans and other unnecessary undesirables as much as the whites do
they realize theyre also on that list though, right?
hohohoholy kek
>he is le pedo
Yawn. Source on your hysteria.
If you get molested you go to the police, and you do it immediately.
You don't wait thirty years and then go to CNN.
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Not when the person that does it is a large government figure in a place with a notoriously corrupt justice system.
3.9 point lead for Jones
Is it possible? Are americans going to make a non-retarded choice for once?
>Why is Sup Forums always right?
About what?
>small town in the 70s
>reporting molestation
lmao
same shit with Harvey Weinstein, it was left as an open secret and places like that mall had secret rules specifically to deal with him
Urbanite left wingers need to fucking learn that people in rural areas will never, EVER vote for progressive candidates
>Urbanite left wingers need to fucking learn that people in rural areas will never, EVER vote for progressive candidates
Oh they know that - why do you think they favour economic policies that hollow out rural economies through offshoring and brain drain?
He wasn't even a politician in these days. You people lie through your teeth.
At least Roy Moore respects Southern Culture. All of you are still throwing out dated stereotypes and calling all Southerners stupid and obese.
Well guess what? The South doesn't care what you think. Enjoy your "intellectual" homogenized Yankee culture in a can, while Southerners defend their gun rights, country music, BBQ and Christianity.
republicans are fucking retarded desu
to be fair, they are stupid and obese
Nice proxy, Cletus.
DOUG WON.
FAITH IN ALABAMIANS RESTORED!
nytimes.com
>He only won by 1 percent
They're on a list of their own, and they know it.
post null and void
You may continue to banter Muslims about kiddie-diddling
This is Alabama we are talking about. Hordes will just vote R for the sake of it. Best not to expect a miracle.
>Sweet home Alabummer
Memes aside Jones won tho
The narrowest of margins. If any of you have that one friend that says they can't be bothered to vote remind them of outcomes like this
>YEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWW
kek
why did this make me laugh so much
Get ready boys.
>Republicans say it's legal to purge voting records
>Now they can't call a revote
Sup Forums is so bootyblasted over this lmao
Someone pls explain why this is important. I tought alabama was an irrelevant shithole
It has a senate seat up for grabs, so that's important.
alabama is an irrelevant shithole that hasnt elected a democrat to senate in 25 years and was considered a lost cause to the left
They’re a red state and also for the senate seat
It has a senate seat and Alabama has been Republican since the 70’s
They didn’t even vote for Bill Clinton.
Senate seats are always important, Roy Moore is controversial for other reasons with pedophilia allegations making him a national spectacle, and now the democrat candidate won.
Court required that they keep the records yesterday.
The senate is only 52-48 republican, two of which are swing votes. Right now they can pass whatever they want to because it'll tie 50-50 and the VP is the tiebreaker. Now it's 51-49 so they can't pass anything on party lines. Also like other people said Alabama hasn't voted for a dem in ages.
Too old. Prepare for MADAM PRESIDENT.
Aight thanks guys. Still kinda scary how close it got with the other guy being supposedly pedophile
This state was so deep red the Republicans had to nominate the walking caricature of a lecherous bible-bashing hick in order to lose
It's lovely.
It's not supposed. There were a ton of witness reports and the stories checked out.
And if it ends up not being true who cares lol
Sup Forums on suicide watch
Well he's for sure a predator, pedo implies he did something with the women/girls.
The fuck do we care about some American election? I couldn't even find Alabama on a map.
My apologies for the OP, he's probably some American tourist posting from a hotel in Sydney.
Can't wait to see that dumb cunt Cernovich lose his shit over this
This. People like OP are the reason why we still abide by ANZUS and have to follow America into every little bullshit war they have that gives 0 benefit to Australians.
WE FUCKING WON GUYS
AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
THANK YOU TO ANY JONES VOTERS ITT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Lmao fuck off retard
Before WWII, we had to follow Britain into every war so it's not like we've ever gotten off the leash.
All senate seats are worth the same, and every state gets two.
>tfw you convinced your rabidly conservative parents to write in Luther Strange
it seems Roy Moore came in a little behind
Who is the most famous alabamian?
Forrest Gump?
10/10
Helen Keller
Nice
Why are American Republicans so objectively fucking retarded and evil?
It sucks. I lean conservative in plenty of fiscal and social issues, but I could never ally myself with the Republican party because they always do and say such heinous moronic anti-humanity shit to ruin it.
Reminder that my waifu will win in 2018.
Jesse Owens was born in Alabama.
Lionel Richie
Rosa Parks
Jesse Owens
Took me a minute.
noice
Charles Barkley
Blame Moore supporters, not the GOP. The party distanced themselves from him ages ago. In fact, many of his supporters voted for him to stick it to the GOP "establishment" that's led by the tactical turtle.
gop did not support him
reddit.com
Look at the stickied post.
Trump directly endorsed him.
The absolute state of nu/pol/
noise
I hate you for reminding me how cancerous TD is.
What will you do when Ameriniggers ruin soccer?
yes they absolutely did.
Trump and the RNC (Republican National Committee) both did
So because of that we should stay shackled? What sort of logic is this?
What benefit did Iraq or Afghanistan give Australia except a return of a bunch of mentally ill veterans that have gone through a mental lobotomy thanks to US propaganda?
This thread isn't about the ANZUS treaty you fucking mouthbreather. Jesus christ
get fucked seppo worshipping cunt
I thought Moore lost?