Girl touches your should when she's speaking to you

>girl touches your should when she's speaking to you

i got the shoulder recently

I haven't experienced that in a long time.

As long as she keeps her hands off my ought, could, and would.

>how are you user?
>am fine
>...
>...
>you're supposed to say 'what about you?'
>...whatever

wtf i read op as "hand." but yeah crazy feel.

I am 19 and have never touched a girl
I suppose it will only get harder for me from now on

Dunno why, just something about her placing her hand on your shoulder when talking that brings on the feels

>girl touches your should

I'd prefer she touch my 'would'.

was nice but it inspired a mini internal sperg episode because i'm not used to that sort of thing, especially not from someone i'd only met once before

>girl looks at me from other side of room

Clever

>s-sorry

>she asks you to take her picture

>she fiddles with her necklace

>her voice cracks

>she giggles uncontrollably

>she squeezes her breast while talking to you without noticing

>she locks eyes with you and then looks away

>She crosses her legs

>girls ignore coworkers and go straight for you

Feels good desu.

>curly hair qt I had never seen before starts making small talk when we're both looking at this weeks unis menu
>"Let's see, stew and... fish. We can't hope for something better amirite"
>mfw
>"...yeah" as I walk away slowly then faster never turning back
why am I so fucking autistic Sup Forums holy shit hold me

Girls go lesbian for me.

>she tells you to stop running after her
I was jogging in the fucking track

>she grabs your arm when she's laughing
>She look up at you whilst you tower over her
>She laughs at all your jokes

This shit happens daily but not from the girls I want

post feet

>your body starts to spasm when someone touches you

BE
MY
G
F

BE
MY
G
F

you forgot that you need to smile when you look away

t. pro expert at leading boys on

BE
MY
G
F

BE
MY
G
F

Ru a grill? Show bobs

i only lead on boys because it's fun and it's extremely easy to do, i want a gf just as much as you do

no i'm a guy roleplaying as a girl like all girls on Sup Forums thanks

Gaaay

Be my gf(male)

This

>then cries on Sup Forums that he doesnt have a gf

t.

>she asks how your weekend was

>she shows you her shoulder tattoo

>she asks if you have any tattoos

>she plays with her hair

>she left the bra she wore yesterday on the floor

>she asks about your parents

>she gives you a back rub

>she leaves the conversation and her bff mentions she’s married

Wtf senpai

i'd rather be your bf(female) honestly

Or do something to change that

Deal, where do i signup?

Dumb turk, the girl is supposed to ask him what's the matter, it's obviously her fault for not noticing the guy has a trouble.

i'm heading to victoria square today so just meet me there in a few hours, see you then

>no i'm a guy roleplaying as a girl like all girls on Sup Forums thanks
i love australian posters

>girl touches my hand to guide me to exam room
>she lets go and tells me my hand is too cold

wtf why is there so many chads in here GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUT

I know this feel, but with hookers and boobs.
Also
>hahah user, you're so pale! don't you go outside at all? haha
erm.. haha.. yeah, what a joke.

>go to dentist
>the dental hygienist goes out of her way to choose my as her patient to give shots to (I over hear her asking)
>she starts talking to me about how I am, where I am from, what I do for fun, where I work etc.
>slowly touches and strokes my shoulder while telling me she is gonna take care of me and make sure the shots don't hurt
>she puts her hand on my thigh and softly pats it while she is telling me about herself

>I ask her for her phone number and she gets a surprised look and jumps back a little, she says she is married and just kind of pauses trying to figure out what to say next

>she says she will text me the link to the dental website's google page so I can leave a positive review

I am positive this was an episode of female autism.

>Girl hovering over your shoulder looking at your phone
>It turns out it's a hot girl

This was the highlight of high school for me.

>girl holds my hand while speaking to me

My cousin did this to me last week, I kind of freaked out inside and began defensive position.

women dont know what the fuck they want

>girl listening to my sad made-up bullshit
>stroking my thigh to show sympathy

>Haven't spoken to a girl in 4 years

It's like landing in a prison cell.

I've spoken a bit here and there, but I haven't had a proper conversation with a girl in about 4 years too.

why the fuck are all female dentist, hygienists, and nurses hot?
even my hygienist who's probably like a 4/10 compared to the rest of her female coworkers would be a 7/10 on the street
>go to hygienist for a scale and polish before coming here
>never been before
>walk into room
>hygienist is 7/10
>the nurse is a 8/10
>the two apprentices who are going to assist my treatment are at least 8/10 too
>all female staff at my dentist wear tight black pants and tight tops that really show off curves
>they make me think they're genuinely impressed that I can speak Chinese and I'm going to China for a year
>ask me to say something
>Say "我真不想在这儿" and say it means "Today I'm at the dentist" (it doesn't)
>one of the assistants says something like "oh wow that's really impressive" but says in that way that girls say shit if they like it
>one of the assistants has her hand just on my arm whilst she shoves a pipe down my throat to suck up all the spit
>lie in the chair looking directly at the ceiling
>put every attogram of willpower into not popping a semi
>as soon as they've cleaned me up I leave as quick as possible

they're not all hot. many are fat and old, thus invisible to your vision.

Unless you're at a private clinic where aesthetics are often a major requirement.

it's a standard NHS clinic but it's on the high street of a well off town
the only fat old women are the receptionists

>Dentists and nurses
They're all fat and old mate.

>The qt cashier smiles and says "have a good day"
>You brush hands with her while exchanging money

>only person who ever touches me is a friend from korea who is just very physical with people he likes
>I'm not gay and he had a girlfriend
fuck this gay earth

Is the arm brush on purpose?

>Girl got her money stealthily stolen in the bus on the way to class (about 50 bucks to pay some conference)
>Find her crying rivers, offer to lend her 50 i had in my bag since i pirate all my shit and nobody invites me to anything, thus nothing to spend money on
>Didn't accept the money out of pride
>Skip class, try to console her
>Keep constantly stroking her thighs, arms and touching her cheeks as i'd never had an opportunity like this in my life
Thank god i live in a shithole.

i'd never have.*
And i was right about it.

no it was an episode of your autism.

>how I am, where I am from, where I work etc
Required data
>what I do for fun,
Establish raport with patient

>slowly touches and strokes my shoulder while telling me she is gonna take care of me and make sure the shots don't hurt
>she puts her hand on my thigh and softly pats it while she is telling me about herself
Some girls are just like that, and she's probably encouraged to do so to calm patients.

You were autistic user.

here the nurses are fat, smoke, or are old - a lot are pinays. The receptionist are more often than not attractive.

>haven't talked to any strangers using my voice in person in 3 years since my parents died.

it's a weird feel. I use my voice online, since I work from home. I haven't left my house except to buy groceries from the gas station down the street in a couple years. How do other anons fare?