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Shit.

They're fucking awful though. His costume is perfect without them.

>laughinggwenstacyandmj.tiff
>lol look at this webby pits loser hes never gonna get laid

>vulture
>tinkerer
>spider wings
Fucking badass

Can anyone do amazing spiderman 15 story time to celebrate?

Vulture
Tinkerer
Armpit webs

Eh.

According the link they won't be there all the time. Peter's gotta deploy them. In my opinion Spidey needs those web-pits in order to safely glide between buildings and, in case his web breaks or webshooters go off for some reason, he will at least have something to manage the fall and reduce impact.

I've never fucking heard of the Tinkerer.

That's Spider-Woman's thing though. Pete doesn't use them as wings, they're just there to look dumb.

Read the comics

He's a guy who invents gadgets for villains.

Sup Forums fanfic confirmed fake. Feels good man.

He was in the second-ever issue of Amazing Spider-Man, and I feel like that's his main claim to fame.

He's a guy who invents gadgets for other villains to use.

Have you ever read Spider-Man? Have you? Jesus fucking christ.

Jokes on you, he's gonna fuck both of you bitches.

He is also an extraterrestrial.

Vulture is shittier villain.

And Michael Keaton is back on track, baby.

hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/michael-keaton-closing-deal-play-891374

>Marvel Studios are in final negotiations for the Oscar-winning actor to take on the villain role in Spider-Man: Homecoming.

>Marvel/Sony’s initial overtures towards Keaton didn’t get past the offer stage, insiders tell The Hollywood Reporter. The companies then moved on to other actors.

>Ultimately the producers returned to Keaton, the actor who once played Bruce Wayne/Batman and then poked fun of his own image of an actor living in the shadow of super hero movies with his Oscar-winning turn in Birdman.

yeesssssss

>who will help him build his suit with recovered Chitauri tech from the Battle of New York.
>recovered Chitauri tech

STOP

>Keaton playing a birdman

kek

Why does everyone just link to this shit and discuss it like it's fact? There's two threads about Spider-man right now and neither have any decent sources.

They're looking at him for Norman, I heard.

JoBlo and The Hollywood Reporter are decent sources. The other thread is about a stupid rumor that is clearly fake.

Norman is only a rumor. They said they want to use new villains.

I could see them taking cues from TAS and do Hobgoblin before Green Goblin. Introduce him as a secondary villain in the first movie while letting Norman just be Norman, add Jason, Kingsley, Ned, and Harry to the series as possible people behind the mask and reveal which one it is in the third movie. Try to recapture some of the classic mystery that made the character work in the first place. Third movie aftercredits stinger can reveal that Norman's Goblin personality was funding Kingsley the whole time and he's kept a better, greener version of the Goblin gear for himself to don in the next movie.

That was a weird random ploy that he only used once, because 60s.

>Vulture
>Tinkerer

What fucking threat could the Vulture possibly present to MCU Spidey, who completely wrecked Falcon within seconds?

Give me the Scorpion, you niggers.

Comic Spidey is insanely powerful compared to the weak display we saw in MCU Spidey, and Vulture is in comic Spidey's top ten villains at least

Jesus Fuck, do you people *like* Vulture?

Because of shitty writing.

How? He has super strength and genius intellect, MCU Falcon is just a guy who can fly and shoot guns

please tell me they confirm he has a classic suit in this one I was so disapointed after getting a nearly perfect one in ASM 2 we take 2 steps back in a better film

Vulture's suit provides him with super strength and claws, it's a lot better than Falcon's (although I think Falcon might be faster).

Are you fuckign serious? You prefer the buggy eyed cheap one over the Romita masterpiece we got in Civil War?

I prefer him looking like ops pic then what we got and yes asm2 was closer

>asm2 was closer

Son...

>tacticool lines
>mecha spider symbol

It wasn't the classic costume just because the eye shape...if anything they kinda ruined that by making the eyes mechanized anyway, ASM2 suit was way closer to A classic costume and in it's own right the McFarlane costume is what most people on this board grew up with anyway

>the vulture

He is second only to stilt man in lameness

>you don't understand! his suit makes him super strong and a formidable oponent! and he is super smart

No, you don't understand, any villain can be a threat if the author wants him to be, the only thing that exclusive to each character is his aesthetic, and a old man in a carnival suit have close to zero aesthetic apeal

They should go full Ultimate and make him a former S.H.I.E.L.D. agent. Would also be an opportunity to have an evil Falcon in MCU.

He'll likely have a sonic blast or prototype weapons for other villains at his disposal,

Pretty great tbqh.

>Spidey's top ten villains at least
Green Goblin
Doc Ock
Electro
Mysterio
Rhino
Venom
Carnage
Sandman
Scorpion
Joe Queseda

You lie!

I was kinda thinking I'd story storytiming like....ALL of it, actually, since Sup Forums's education on elder comics is about as good as the USA's education system in general.

But I don't know if I have the free time...

why not use Falcons tech for the Vulture

I can get behind this idea, why not

I just don't want Spiderman to be Iron Man's sidekick

I would put Vulture above Rhino and Scorpion
They're both cooler in design and concept, but they're glorified goons

>No, you don't understand, any villain can be a threat if the author wants him to be
You just proved yourself wrong by saying that. Powers and costumes don't matter in the end.

You telling me you don't?

Talking about a shit taste. Get a load of this fag.

Damn

I've been looking everywhere to read amazing fantasy 15 with no luck

>Web-pits
That is all I needed to hear. THANK YOU JESUS!!!

>No, you don't understand, any villain can be a threat if the author wants him to be, the only thing that exclusive to each character is his aesthetic, and a old man in a carnival suit have close to zero aesthetic appeal

It's funny how the first half of your sentence contradicts the last half.

youtube.com/watch?v=WE26wBozL18

^ example from a shitty movie
but wingsuits are sick as fuck

I'm Ying Peter isn't going to give Stark shit for lying to him about the situation in CW and nearly getting him killed, after funding over half of his future rogue gallery

Holy shit Point Break remake came out?