You may only post in this thread if your cunt is at least a Global Power

You may only post in this thread if your cunt is at least a Global Power.

Not so fast France, Germany and China!

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Canada will never have anything cool.

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Right behind the Philippines

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The one thing the US lacks is icebreakers, luckily you have some we borrow. We really should get more of our own but yours are just so convenient.

Spend $13 billion on an aircraft carrier that planes cant take off from.
>IF ONLY YOU HAD A RAMP

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3701727/Navy-s-12-9-billion-USS-Gerald-R-Ford-delayed-dogged-reliability-issues.html

after cruz failed to get us the delegates we will need to come up with a new plan.

Sup? dont forget to pay your tribute senpai

I wish there was one of these for tanks and other armor/artillery of the US

>break from EU
>stonger than EU
nice job bongers

we had the best fighter jet in the world at one time

It's the current year. Why would we ever need to go to war?

We have ice breakers
t. Great Lakes Coastguard

We have 10 other carriers to use while they sort out the bugs. I think we're good.

bbbut.... where's the great nation of Canada?

fags, political shills, and the media are always screaming in my face that we are "true north STRONG" and the best most able country in the world.

We won both world wars!

>a new electromagnetic catapult system never used before is having issues, whole ship is permanently fucked

if only we had another carrier with steam catapults that can be used in the meantime.... Oh wait

>A FUCKING RAMP

At least we're close allies with the top two powers.

The UK is by absolutely no standard more powerful than China, but nice delusion you have there

You realize when shit hits the fan normal jews like you will be the first casualties dying to protect the great masters right ?
I wouldnt act so smug if i were you

You and I both know we are beyond your capability.
Number 2 suits you. Enjoy it, and help us shape the future. Congratulations on your ascension.

>yfw your unit is on there as an Apache unit still
I'm sorry user we're a Black hawk unit now :(

Obviously we'd never be able to take on China one on one, however I think what the article is saying is that the UK has the most projection power after the USA.

It's as of December 2015

Canada can start fights then run away and get big brother USA to fight for us. Sure they bully us with friendly fire once in a while, but it's a small price to pay.

> inb4 all the commie faggots cone in screaming about muh China and muh Russia

UK and the US rule the world.

Pretty sure it's measuring force projection, which the UK has plenty of while China has very little. They're struggling just to project into the South China Sea.

Well actually we are

Since USA is are big bro, right next door!

I mean how would any of you act if some punk took your hat off your head. You would chase him down, kill him, and get it back right?

> Canada is the second most powerful because we are under protection of the US

i read Germany in that slingshot guys voice

Nonsense or power and influence is unmatched
>GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

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Force projection, unless they want to go nuclear there isn't much China could do right now in a war against someone they didn't share a border with.

Based solely on that blurb it sounds like projection power, which the UK is capable of doing very well. I suspect china has a long way to go to have the supply line capability like the UK.

This.
Canada is best hat.
We kill for hat.

Wasn't Super Power the status above Regional Power? Did the UK just create a rank just to feel relevant?

that's a fair amount of apaches

Their main issue is that they're boxed in by US allies and bases, same with Russia.

Alliance be damned, the UK can suck a dingus.

>Literally
>A fucking
> L E A F

It feels good knowing the commies are surrounded by the US and her allies.

Hello superpower here, AMA

This.

Aren't we supposed to be warring economically and shit? Through multinational corporations or something? I'd rather get bought out by BP oil than get drafted and die in some flooded crater.

Also nukes literally trigger me.

Quiet Achmed, you're ruining the loving

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came for ramp memes, left disappointed

Though Ruskies aren't commies anymore; to be honest it's about time we took steps towards making them NATO members.

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You can't tell me what to do, i can destroy your world power in one word.

(((MUSLIM MAYOR)))

I feel bad for you

Apache was built to pop above terrain and fire missiles at a far away target. Pic related was designed to be a fair bit sturdier in a gunfight.

*forgot pic
I'm drunk and getting doubles, time to stop posting.

>UK and the US
No It's pretty much just you.

thought you were going to post a warthog. i am disappoint

They are just pretending not to be commies.

Once a commie. Always a commie.

And don't get me fucking started on China... those filthy red chinks.

No need brother, I'm very comfy in the south-west countryside; there are only cows and racist farmers here.
Shit is comfy as fuck.

You gotta throw the #2 guy a bone every once and awhile or else they get sad.

And was also designed to deploy infantry as well. A section of about 9-12 troops IIRC.

Your (((superpower))) is destroyed in one word.

(((MUSLIM MAYOR)))

I love your cheese.

You will never know what it's like to have the two most powerful airforces in the world. The USAF and the US Navy

H-how does that float???

Engineering

So timetraveler, is your monarch's name Loius or Napoleon?

The mayor of London has absolutely no power he is the PR man for London tourism and Business, that is his job. USA elected a muslim nigger immigrant as president TWICE.
Also more Serbs have been killed by muslims than any Brit

>You will never know what it's like to have the two most powerful airforces in the world.
If you try to fight us, you better dig up a shit ton of graves.

Very well

>Have a coldwar era tier meme ramp
>Second most powerful country
Kek

These comics are all fucking terrible. Every last one of them.

Well done, bongs

We already jizzed on you.

Don't make us do it again.

the power of science

>More Serbs have been killed by Muslims then any Brit

Citation please.

Listen here you little shit

We have killed more then you ever will. Every war NATO has fought in they lost, if you think about it, we won in the 1990's. We took down your shit and had the balls to attack your bases, while you could only bomb us. If you pick a fight with us, we will rip your heads off and shit in them.

Swine.


Sincerely yours,

Dr. William Z. Whiteman
National Agency for Jewish Identification

Nah we'll probably just pile up your bodies and burn them

They import indian poo floaters and keep them on the bottom floor. This offers enough buoyancy.

Nigel ? What are you doing in Leafland ?

> Ignore facts and history! We won in the 90s

Okay Mr. Third world country.

do you have a military gook

Parlas occitan?

Says the one who can't defeat a small terrorist group in a 1000th world country.

Silly Americastan, you should go spread your ass for Hillary.

We won because we kept our country, kept Kosovo, got a HUGE part of Bosnia...

Keep barking.


Sincerely yours,

Dr. William Z. Whiteman
National Agency for Jewish Identification

Pretty sure we could fuck china.

We did a lot of dev. on satellite removal.

>Posting from the Balkans
>Implying anyone gives a fuck what a slav-shit thinks

Get back in your mass grave and stfu.

So good.

we have a far superior trained military

>kept Kosovo

>UK is the second most powerful country
and filipinos are the most powerful race in the world

> We got our asses fucked by American bombs but we still won because we tell ourselves so!

Okay Mr. Third world country

And yet your future Commander in Chief will lack a bulge in the front...

Trust me I know what I'm talking about. It sucks dicks. Not just literally.

displacement and freedom

I bet Merkel can suck a mean cock.

You little bastards better remember that it's mostly our doods doing the shooting, so you better fucking shut up about all the blue on blue crime unless you want to put more of your GDP into your armed forces and take it out of the welfare state you're so fucking stoked about.

You've got the coolest bro on your southern border to party with, and, if it ever comes down to it, throw down with, we'll be there.

Oh and fucking donuts.

And half of the hockey league.

>Mass grave
>Implying its Serbian corpses there

Excuse me (((British person))), i spit on your country.

Yes we did, its still not independent, but nevermind the facts.

Getting bombed does not mean you automatically lose.

Ameristan.

But lets ignore how victory works.

>Because we tell ourselves so

Victors write history. We wrote history, we won.


Sincerely yours,

Dr. William Z. Whiteman
National Agency for Jewish Identification

imagine, merkel, theresa may , le pene,Hillary shilton .
>contemplating suicide

At least they'll fight before dying

Why would we invest in a military when we live right next to the self appointed world police?

Facts and history shows we won the conflict.

So idk what the hell you keep blabbing about