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battle of old trafford edition

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got called a wog in bunnings

was unironically not interested in this girl at all until i rejected her and she started playing hard to get.

surely im fucked in the head and this cant be normal, surely shes not some mastermind who has the mental capacity to fuck with my head this much.

SURELY, right lads?

drumpf is fat

am girl lol

how often do you think drumpf does a little shart?

daily? couple times a week?

>alabama going blue
drumpf btfo

why would she be playing hard to get if you rejected her?
that sounds like you are now pursuing her

probably did a lot of sharting last night after his pet molester got blown out bigly

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just dropped a 25-c-n-bomb

>parents + craigslist + work 1 day/week

>tfw met this girl at work
>she's cute but not that interesting so i don't pursue her
>find out she's Sup Forumstant and also browses Sup Forums and Sup Forums and we like all the same books as well
>try and get to know her
>she's asexual and has never dated anyone

fuck off this is 100% natural, it's called novelty

nice
what city?

probably has diarrhea 8 times a week

>a one-off tax-free £10 payment

NEVER had a girl interested in me sexually

1 hour 20 til the squat shed opens

lambrini's on me this year etc.

what about a boy?

im the lad she called 'dude'

we had a date scheduled for tomorrow but i called it off because she just got out of a relationship(days before), after which she continued to engage with me until i actually wanted to go out with her now shes fucked off.

i feel as if im a puppet in her masterful game.

>he fell for the asexual gimmick
i might be a runt, but at least im not THAT much of a runt.
t. virgin

>skipping legs completely cause i got a big arse already
feels pretty nice, hate leg day

man has a large corpus and he definitely can't reach all the way back when wiping

'zhen

>Merry Christmas, NEETypoo! This will be the last time we see each other before the New Year? Aren't you just so excited for Christmas?
>Me? Even on my modest wage as a DWP job coach I can afford to take me and my family on holiday - me and my loving family will be spending it somewhere lovely and warm - the bahamas this year!
>And you? Ah yes, you'll be spending it alone in your small flat, bailiffs letters piling up, slowly driven mad by the cheeriness of everyone around you, knowing that you're not allowed to join in.
>Well, not to worry NEETypoo, because you've been such a good boy and done your 37 hours of job search each week, travelled for hours to those interviews we arranged for you, did SO well on your two week unpaid work experience at the call centre, and just generally been such a good boy, we have decided to reward you with 10 (TEN) pounds sterling, to spend on whatever you like!
>Now there's a good NEETypoo, sign here for me and have a lovely Christmas!

gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

Is ol' Gideon Osbourne in the credits for Star Wars again? That fucking pissed me off.
It should have been "The People of The United Kingdom". Damn, imagine that.

>Objective reality exists, says UK minister Matt Hancock
ah yes very good

women who play mindgames aren't worth it 2bh

I've been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand

are you saying she lied? I follow her on Tumblr, she's a legitimate asexual freak.

don't know what you got till it's gone

>government official feels a need to assert that reality is real

can't make this up

objective reality exists

yeah a gay dude kept hitting on me on a 30 minute train ride once
was very uncomfortable

>I lift
>I don't do cardio

enjoy early death

have hope then

enjoy fucked joints, cardiofaggot

i eat like shit but my cholesterol is great
explain that atheists

Running fucked my knee, lifting is making it better. Balance in all things, friend.

All good white footballers have Irish names.

it's hard to do cardio without friends

who goes out just to run? most boring shit ever

>good
>white
>footballers

>tfw lost 4 stone over the last few months
feels amazing lads, nearly at my goal weight. hope I don't put loads back on over the Christmas break lol

use a treadmill 2bh

i eat like shit but i take niacin, fish oil and drink acv every day so it's fine

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doing a cook

same shit, it's boring

you do sports or no cardio at all

if twitter went bankrupt and disappeared overnight i think world net happiness would probably increase

i'm trying to gain weight lads

i'm 6 ft 130 lbs

i want to get to like 145 or so

pure coincidence

>running is the only cardio
literal brainlets. I cycle and hike.

Shen?
Well you're in a Tier 1 so eating out will be more expensive than my unofficial Tier 1.5 but still far cheaper than the UK. Look at serpentza's videos. He lives in Shenzhen so can tell you a thing or two about the city

idk lad my options are EXTREMELY limited, and at this point im fairly invested. might pursue this just a bit further, earlier in the day she said she got me a christmas gift and she wanted to know what i got her. come the 25th i suppose i'll find out just how evil she is, if she REALLY wanted to waste my money and FEELINGS.
giz us a link then
re read my post THEN comment again

>losing weight BEFORE christmas
amateur error

Intended to include UK in this statement
Carragher as an example

he might have been a slag with low standards

what a terrible name for an airline, it reminds me of that tragedy

It's just a trick of the light

well see how the next few days play out and make sure you keep the receipt for the gift you should get her just in case
don't ask me for gift ideas

Aye, what's the tier thing about, purely a cost of living ranking? WIll look him up ta

do you love sami hyypiä? I still do

>I cycle and hike.

what, 9/11 Airways? yeah that always seemed weird to me too

do chinese girls love the bbc?

I just want to hold her and tell her how beautiful she is.

was thinking about getting her a pair of fuzzy socks and one of those singing cards, you have any better ideas lad?

mad that a bunch of mongs in the north east fucked me out of proper representational government

she hears it every day what makes you so special

they can't even get google mate

wish i lived in beverly hills

Mad as in crazy or mad as in angry?

coworker asked me when my birthday is so i jokingly said "9/11, 2001" and he REALLY didn't think that was funny

choon

I know a lot about Alexeander Gordon Jahans, perhaps even more than I know about myself

wish i could find a gf who wasnt a whore and didnt enjoy fucking with my head.

Yeah I guess a cost of living and quality of life.
Tier 1 cities have the fastest internet, best public transport, highest wages, best variety of shops and restaurants, but the largest populations (sort of) and highest living costs
They also have the most westerners and western amenities.
Saying that, well developed Tier Two cities like Hangzhou (mine) and Nanjing are near enough on the same level as the Tier One cities, but less foreigners.
The ranking system isn't official, it's just what various institutions think they should be ranked as.

or bristol

nah they prefer korean dramas

surely people dont STILL get butthurt over 9/11 jokes, it's been 16 years just let it go already

I have a friend who's birthday is unironically 9/11

alri Elsa, thanks for that haha you wanna build a snowman?

don't care unless it was 9/11 2001 you fat little mong

Nice try, Leftypol!!

Where were you on 9/11 lads?
Me? I can't remember because I was SOOOO young, only just a little baby.

let it go was a phrase long before frozen and I'm sick of people pretending otherwise

NEED to fuck a girl like this
don't care if it's even a girl (male)

bicycling home from school

it was a nice day out 2bh

Yeah it was you presumptuous cunt

went to a m8s house after school, we were cracking up when we saw it on the telly

Gotcha. How is it living without youtube and that?

headstrong i'll suck you off
headstrong i'll suck off anyone

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i was at school, kindergarten. We got sent home early and my mom made me chicken tendies. I remember her watching the tv but I literally had no idea what was going on/didn't care.

hate wypipo

woah alright blondie calm down don't freeze me haha

just realised frozen made a shitzillion dollars yet had no diversity
disgusting

wtf i love jew star wars man now

'ce