Cast a new Bond movie:
Bond: Tom Hiddleston
Bond girl: Natalie Dormer
Moneypenny: Felicity Jones
Bond Villain: John Goodman/Toby Jones
Female villain/girl: Ana de Armas
Q: Martin Freeman
M: Fiennes is ok I guess but would like a female M again.
Theme: Lana Del Rey
>2017
>still caring about that engaged whore
>M: Fiennes is ok I guess but would like a female M again.
Fuck off.
Do you shee the beasht? Have you got it in your shightsh?
That's not the point of the thread (it was the only relevant image I had) and also don't bully Felicity.
>Q: Martin Freeman
Pretty good
>bond: idris elba
>grill: zoe seldana
>Money: oprah
>villain: samuel l jackson
>Q: will smith
I grew up with Dench being M. I'm still getting used to Fiennes, he is one of my favourite actors though.
Mind if I direct it?
Good choice. Mark Gatiss writer too.
>I grew up with Dench being M
Oh so you just decided to not watch any Bond movies before Goldeneye?
I reiterate, FUCK OFF!
lmao chill out you autism bag. You know exactly what I mean. Ice of course seen the older bonds but the first ones I saw and the ones I saw in cinema were with Dench being M and she was great.
>villain not white
baka
Bond: Idris Elba
Bond girl: Idris Elba
Moneypenny: Idris Elba
Bond Villain: Idris Elba
Female villain/girl: Idris Elba
Q: Idris Elba
M: Idris Elba
Theme: Idris Elba
Director: Joss Whedon
98% on RT
Kill yourself, nu-male.
>The name is Bond, Jane Bond
Bond: John Boyega
Bond girl: Daisy Ridley
Moneypenny: Leslie Jones
Bond Villain: Patton Oswalt
Female villain/girl: Amy Schumer
Q: Bill Nye
M: Lena Dunham
Theme: DJ Khaled feat: Lil Jon, Young Yeezy, Lul Wayne and Rick Ross
>Bond: Tom Hiddleston
>Moneypenny: Felicity Jones
have you heard of a website called reddit? I think it would be more your speed
Bond: Riz Ahmed
Bond girl: Miley Cyrus
Moneypenny: Same
Bond Villain: Paul Dano
Female villain/girl: Amy Schumer
Q: Same
M: Chris Morris
Director: Memeis Memeneuve
Soundtrack: Harry Styles
Explain to me the link between those two actors and Reddit.
How about you give your suggestions mate?
Jenna Coleman as money penny
How are Brittish women so beautiful on tv while in real life they're all overweight whores with sunburns?
Its the same in every country tbf, although like their portrayals on screen, all American girls appear to be fake vane bitches in RL too.
Yeah, but the contrast is extreme with Britbongs. They're Amy Schumer tier pigs. Flopping around on the ground, drunk, skin as white as spoiled milk, yelling things in an incomprehensible accent.
>Bond: Tom Hiddleston
Stopped reading there
>Theme: Lana Del Rey
OH HELL YEEEAAAAAH
lol only in the working class areas mate
Richard Brake as a villian, hes doom head from rob zombies 31
>bond girl
I'm so in
Bond: Jude Law
Bond girl: Sophie Turner
Moneypenny: Tricia Helfer
Bond Villain: Joseph David Kucan
Female villain/girl: Natasha Henstridge
Q: Chris O'Dowd
M: Michael Ironside
Theme: John Williams
>Bond girl: Natalie Dormer
Fucking yuck and insta-dropped.
Bond: pic related
Bonf girl: Alexandra Daddario
>god-awful complexion and fucked up paralyzed face
She's DISGUSTING. Why do so many mouth-breathers on here have such horrible fucking taste?
Ieew.
A bond girl shouldn't have pancake tits anyway.
It's just a coincidence
yuck
Complete shit except ana de armas
Bond: Danny Devito
Bond Girl: Tess Munster
Moneypenny: Jack Black
Bond Villain: Nic Cage
Female villain: Amy Schumer
Q: Christopher Eccleston
M: Michael Cane
Theme: Nickelback
Bond: Adam Sandler
Bond Girl: Adam Sandler
Moneypenny: Rosie O Donnel
Bond Villian: Kevin Smith
Female Villian: Chloe Moretz
Q: Nicholas Cage
You're an absolute pleb.
I want old bond. I want Tim Roth
See dipshit. She's ugly.
Correct bond: Michael Fassbender
>citing your own posts as fact
Bond: Michael Fassbender
Bond Girl: Charlize Theron
Moneypenny: Felicity Jones (I like that idea)
Bond Villain: James Purefoy
Female villain: Natalie Dormer (smirkfu is inherently manipulative)
Q: Jeremy Irons
M: Fiennes
Bond: Emily Blunt
Bond girl: Hayley Atwell
Moneypenny: Felicity Jones
Bond Villain: Jean Reno
Female villain/girl: Rebecca Ferguson
Q: Hugh Grant
M: Emma Thompson
I like this
thats actually pretty great
Toby Jones as the villian is pretty boring though, same kind of villian as half of the films since Dalton left. Chiwetel Ejiofor would be better.
Bond: Michael Fassbender
Bond Girl: Daisy Ridley
Moneypenny: Nathalie Emmanuel
Bond Villian: Christoph Waltz
Female Villian: Zoe Saldana
Q: Tilda Swinton
M: Jason Statham
Thanks and yeah I suppose a change would be good.
>Girl
>Daisy Ridley
>Bond: Emily Blunt
>Bond girl: Hayley Atwell
>Moneypenny: Felicity Jones
My dick wouldn't be able to handle this
why not a female bond you guise
I would be in her if you know what I mean.
Bond: Eddie Murphy
Bond Girl: Eddie Murphy
Moneypenny: Eddie Murphy
Bond Villian: Eddie Murphy
Female Villian: Eddie Murphy
Q: Eddie Murphy
M: Eddie Murphy
I'm afraid you were too subtle, could you please clarify.
Bond: Julian Rios
Bond girl: Ashlynn Brooke
Moneypenny: Lisa Ann
Bond Villain: Lex Steele
Female villain/girl: Tera Patrick
Q: Ron Jeremy
M: Nina Hartley
Theme: Niles Rodgers
villain isnt white
Underrated
Bond: Idris Elba
Bond Girl: Idris Elba
Moneypenny: Leslie Jones
Bond Villain: Jake Gyllenhall
Lmao
This is boring now.
>Bond Girl: Charlize Theron
Nope too old
>Cast a new Bond movie
No.
Bond movies are shit.
The only acceptable Bond.
honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college
nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"
with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"
anyway whats this thread about?
>emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)
>Bond: Tom Hiddleston
Please no. Bond is not a twink