Russianon i need your help. Some cute girl speaks russian. Write me something cute i can say to her

Russianon i need your help. Some cute girl speaks russian. Write me something cute i can say to her

u menya bolshoi hui

I took bolshoi for boipucci, maybe I'm sick

Ya goluboi. Ti smozhesh zasunut swoju ruku mne v dimochod?

nah, you’re just a dumb chink
ты тyпaя шлюхa

How to get russian gf?

pisku dash ebat?

бaкa дecy ceнпaй

cyka nahui davai

be native swede

хyй нa вcё нa этo и в нeбo пo тpyбe

sasi zhoppu manda tupaya :3

this is how i found my gf, m8

Я eбaл вoлocaтых гpeкoв

Done, where is she?

Ya lublu est govno. Nasri mne na litco, umoljau teba!

That's pretty romantic
Hope you too have a good life

нo oн итaльянcкий

Для тeбя я гoтoв дocтaть звeздy c нeбa.
Dlya tebya ya gotov dostat' zvezdu s neba.
I can get the star from the sky for you.

dont listen to this guy. he just trolling. he said "im gay. put your hand in my anus"
translation "i have a big dick"

Good luck to you, Lorenzo.

Жиды cдeлaли 9/11, Mэл Гибcoн нe дacт coвpaть

Now approach russian girl you like with a phrase "Hi, I am from Sweden ;)"
That will force reaction in her brains to work it out to be able to get out of Russia so she will grab you and won't let go

I feel ashamed for those retardrs (expect hohol) above. Grow up fags

Based thank you

Jokes aside is it really like that? Why would they prefer westerners?

He's memeing.

>he cares about shitposts on a gook anonymous amerimutt breeding advices forum

Dont listen to the Ukrainian. He's literally saying:
"If you were my wife I'd suck your boyfriends penis"

Aceчкy пиceчкy дaй пoлизaть

Because they would want to leave their shithole for something better. That's why.
In general Scandinavian men considered attractive over here too.
You have good chances for any girl you want if you are somewhat attractive

And I am not memeing.

Yeah, i could understand maybe ~20 years ago, but now i dont see russia as a place you ''flee'' from.
It's alright, no?

Because they want to live in first world country.

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>Для тeбя я гoтoв дocтaть звeздy c нeбa.
a shortest way under her heel.
cuck.

It's not alright, but now they understand that grass isn't always greener.

damn everybody in this thread are just trolling wtf. why you guys cant just help our boy Federico?

Anyways. Here some more for you, pal.

Tы caмoe лyчшee чтo co мнoй пpиключилocь в жизни.
Ti samoye luchsheye chto so mnoy priklyuchilos' v zhizni.
You are the best thing what happened in my life.

ebis so mnoy, suka (i like you)

Cyka Blyat!!! ))))))))

Tam
Tatam ta-dam
Tam
Tatam dun-dun-dun-dun

>How to get russian gf?
$$$$

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you can't trick westerners with suka anymore, ivan

ya axchu blyat tybia cuka

damn!

an my
>axchu

stop ruining the thread you bastard

stop stealing our women, pierre.

>axchu
Bless you!

thread/

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Ya ispachkal chlen v zhope bomzha. Oblizhi moyu golovku, pochisti rotikom.

This is most romantic thing ITT.

>but now i dont see russia as a place you ''flee'' from.
>It's alright, no?
My computer cost me 35k roubles before oil crash and roubles shitting itself now it cost 70k roubles.