How do American posters deal with the fact that their first president and national hero was a cuck who raised his...

How do American posters deal with the fact that their first president and national hero was a cuck who raised his wife's son?

The same way Britbongs deal with the fact that they lost to a cuck who raised his wife's son.

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>Washington's height was variously recorded as 6 ft (1.83 m) to 6 ft 2 in (1.88 m), and he had unusually great physical strength that amazed younger men. Jefferson called Washington "the best horseman of his age", and both American and European observers praised his riding; the horsemanship benefited his hunting, a favorite hobby.
Alpha as fuck and one of the greatest leaders this planet has ever fielded. And Britain has who? John Oliver?

By remembering despite being sterile he birthed a nation and WE WUZ his sons by being free Americans.

Literally kek'd at John Oliver. Also

Hail Satan

fpbp

BRITKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Don't Britfags worship the queen or some shit. Bowing down to a woman is biggest cuck move of all. Move along before we start believing you're inferior to Austraila.

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Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

With the solace that America didn't win, and India was far more important.

Oh lord Brits on suicide watch !!!

>you didn't win
>b-but india was far more important not like I care that you won but you didn't
Cuckstamps, disgusting tbqh

>Colonials get flogged by the handful of soldiers left to fight them
>Have to have the French win for them
>Immediately start giving money and resources back to England and taxing own citizens
GG, lrn2history next time.

methinks they have a much harder time reconciling this...

European Union member state BTFO

>attaining your objective is a loss
GG, lrn2graduate from special ed next time.

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First post best fucking post

We kept our guns

>loss
Didn't say that. Britain lost, but America didn't win.
Maybe go to Canada to find out what reading comprehension is?

Implying anyone cares what anyone says or does

>attaining your objective is not a victory
>winning is not a victory
Maybe go to the dictionary to find out what the word "comprehension" means?

well actually historian think he wasn't fertile after his bout with small pox, which he got from his dying brother...

OHHHHHHH FUCK GOD DAM THEIR WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD IS ON FIRE JESUS CHRIST GET DA WATER GET THE WATERMELON FUCK ME SIDEWAYS AND THROW SOME SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE GAWT DAAAAYUUUUUUUUM

Well we had fucking Benjamin Franklin. There is a reason why he's on the hundy.

Go to the strip club and make it rain, get all the hos just like Ben "turn her around and make her touch the ground" Franklin

Yes, and?

I thought you'd be familiar with this concept. It's the same with the USA in Korea and Vietnam. The nips didn't really win, but America certainly lost.

>Yes, and?
That was the reason for the war

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He'll save children, but not the British children.

Heh, good one. I'm sure there are some septics who really do think that way.

>I thought
Unlikely
>It's the same with the USA in Korea and Vietnam.
No, it really isn't.

>No, it really isn't.
Maybe try reading a history book instead of your own propaganda? Or do you really think America attained it's goals there?

>Maybe try reading
I wouldn't want an unfair advantage.
>Or do you really think America attained it's goals there?
It's goal of representation? It quite obviously did.

It's not cuckoldry if her last husband is dead and marrying her makes you the wealthiest man in Virginia. His balls didn't work anyway so it's not like he was losing out in any way.

Marrying Martha made him stupid rich and he was sterile.

Not a bad deal really.

>It's goal of representation?
When did we start pretending that was the goal?
>It quite obviously did.
It did?

How do Brit posters deal with the fact that their entire empire and current state is the original cuck?

>No Taxation Without Representation" is a slogan originating during the 1750s and 1760s that summarized a primary grievance of the American colonists in the Thirteen Colonies
lol, why did you pretend you had actually read something on the subject? or that you could read at all? You really thought the goal was to live in a taxless world? Jesus ur dumb

>I thought you'd be familiar with this concept. It's the same with the USA in Korea and Vietnam. The nips didn't really win, but America certainly lost.
Korea is completely different. We didn't lose their in any sense of the word. But I'd say it's the other way around The Nips/Patriots definitely did win. They attained their goal of independence and got the foreigners to leave. But the Brits/U.S. didn't truly lose. They just decided the amount of effort it would take to achieve their goals there weren't worth it. It's not like Americans could have sacked London or the NK could really destroy the U.S. military. If it was a mutual fight for survival on both sides the outcomes would have been totally different.

Australians have the most skewed version of the American revolution
they always recite the most inane nonsense

British provincialism really fucked them in that regard

It was probably pounded into their national psyche from day one by the Brits desu.

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That's easy

If you married Scarlett johnasson same deal

Martha Washington was a hot rich widow milf worth around 100,000,000 million in today's money.

Ah, i thought you were talking about the USA losing in Vietnam and Korea. You should be more clear in the future.

>We didn't lose their in any sense of the word.
Failed to attain the goal is arguably a loss.
>But I'd say it's the other way around The Nips/Patriots definitely did win.
I see your point, but it wasn't necessarily under their own steam that they took victory. It was only taken by the lack of effort on the part of the loser, which is why i also can't agree that the losers didn't lose. It'd be like playing monopoly, and the player with all the properties decides to forfeit to the guy with only Old Kent Rd.
So perhaps a hollow victory is the better term.

Besides, i was mostly just taking pleasure in pissing off your blindly patriotic countryman.

He was sterile too, but he fathered something greater than a child.

And tapped this. Remember no baby daddy and 100,000,000 million

FUNNY ISN'T IT

Washington was a lucky man

We seem to get far more accurate versions of your history than you do (probably due to not having a horse in that race). My wife is American and she learned quite a bit about her country being here. As in, her private school only covered the propaganda stuff about the Rebellion, glossed over 1812, hammered in the Civil War being about racism, ignored all the stuff with Mexico, and pretending that the USA contributed to WW1+2 beyond feeding Russia.

I don't know how you guys put up with it.

Who even cares about this?

George Washington was infertile due to smallpox earlier in life. Martha was also really rich.

Why do you faggots even dignify it with a response? That's how trolls win. Stop being so obtuse

Sounds like even your public schooling is a shitpost

HNNNG, BURN

this was actually the best BTFO I think Ive ever witnessed.

>tfw pictures like this is why idiot americans believe the second amendment is relevant
>tfw guns were totally worthless and were mostly used as spears
>tfw firearm casualties were 20% of battle

George was Very fashion conscious, love to wear silk clothes
Slept in a separate section of his mansion than his wife
Loved to sing and dance, he would wear out all others at any party, always on top of the latest dance trend
Loved to gossip, had a group of ladies he regular met with to dish all the dirt and goings on
Was known as, and considered himself a Dandy

Father of our country was a faggot

Disgusting

I don't care. I think we would've been better off under British rule anyway.