So a guy on reddit was able to get a copy of Rebirth early and leaked some spoilers:

So a guy on reddit was able to get a copy of Rebirth early and leaked some spoilers:

Wally West is back. There are three Jokers. The Original JSA is back. Watchman are now part of the DCU and are responsible for the loss of time???

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Where the fuck is Scanbro if it's out in the wild already? Fucking hell

No surprise on the first and third. Don't care about the rest.

>after watchmen could be a thing
Why?

Interior images, obvious spoilers

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Kid Flash costume

dropped

>Three Jokers
WHAT

WHY

>more Watchmen
FUCK

MAXIMUM MARKETING

I think we all knew it was only a matter of time before the Watchmen characters were straight up walking around and interacting with the main DC universe

I just want to take the time to give a great big "FUCK YOU" to all the people who thought DC was baiting us and Wally wouldn't be back

What? No. What the fuck? Why? What?

Oh boy alan is goint to rage

I can only hope this is a temporary thing just for Rebirth. Multiverse shenanigans and all that.

What are you doing DC?

...hold up what

Come on, Batman, you HAVE to kill at least two of them!

He's probably a little spooked after BC publicized his existence again a month or two back.

>Watchman are now part of the DCU
m.youtube.com/watch?v=qGf4NnhsXlk

He's also a drone.

Okay.

Why does Rich only cause bad things to happen? Why bully a man for posting a free comic anyway? Awful.

He's posted Batman before despite that. Now was as good a time as any to cross the fanboy line again.

BRAVO JOHNS

IT'S FINALLY CANON, YOU GUYS!
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Welp, can't wait to see the DC heroes fight Dr. Manhattan

I want more info on three Jokers what the fuck

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Stop doubting based Cereal King. He'll use these characters better than Moore ever could. Maybe Morrison will write a Watchmen ongoing that will put the original mini to shame.

>Alan Moore grumbles angrily in the distance

Son of a fucking bitch.

I'm hoping against hope that the smiley is a red herring and is really The Jokers'

I mean, yeah, he has posted more Marvel stuff and admitted to preferring them, but I remember him coming through in the clutch with DC content before.

>Sticking a grown-ass man in that costume

We'll get Dick as Man-Robin in the next 10 years, just watch.

I know this is bait, but you still triggered me. Good job.

What about Pax Americana?
There are literally two Watchman groups now?
I'm fine with it, actually.

I'm going to kill myself.

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obvious in hindsight

this sounds too fuckin bizarre to be true but I love it

I count four Jokers, though.

>Why bully a man for posting a free comic anyway?

>Did you see Marvel people? I helped you out by helping you find a leak! C-can I have a scoop now pls?

My best guess.

THANK YOU BASED GEOFF

Reeeeeeeeeee

I don't know what it is, but his face looks like Archer

>The Original JSA is back.
The only thing I care about tbqh

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAAHAhAHAHAHahhasghadsahdadhsdadasdasd

I can hear Moore turning in his grave, and he isn't even dead yet.

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This is what he deserves for being like he is, tbqh

All of this sounds so dumb, I fucking love it.
In Johns I trust.

Do we know if they are in their old costumes, or did they get redesigned?

Oh jeez

>Edge, Edgy, and Edgelord

There's supposed to be a death right? Is ginger Wally going to die after giving black Wally his costume? Why else have him be in his kid flash suit?

>There are three Jokers.
Are they going to be like the Three Stooges?

MOM'S
GONNA
FREAK
x3

I'm not raping the third, Gordon.

New52 Supes is dying according to the leaks.

He is asking bruce for help. I guest RIP if is true.

>Wally West is back.
B A S E D J O H N S

>There are three Jokers.
This is crazy and I think I love it.

>The Original JSA is back.
Cereal King strikes again.

>Watchman are now part of the DCU and are responsible for the loss of time???
I think I can get behind this and this makes me think the secret spin off book of rebirth that johns might write is a watchmen ongoing or wally or jsa

Orignal, Iconic, Edgelord IMO.

He's probably rolling in his grave.
Like, he dug a grave just to roll in, dude's fucking weird.

YES

Them repining anything makes him grumble.
This is going to make him have a seizure.

>I think I can get behind this and this makes me think the secret spin off book of rebirth that johns might write is a watchmen ongoing or wally or jsa
Johns isn't writing any books, user. He's way too fucking busy.

WB has been thirsty for a new movie for years.

>Implying he doesn't already have a prebuilt grave for this sort of thing

>I think I can get behind this

How are these people allowed to live?

This makes me wish I saved reaction faces. Someone post joy.

>sucking Johns' dick this hard
Watchmen in the DCU is a fucking terrible idea, kill yourself.

Why do I feel like this costume choice was Ethan Van Sciver's?

Really the most appalling thing about this is that those characters really don't serve a purpose in the main universe in any way.

Like, seriously, they only work as the characters they are because they're in their own universe with it's own history. They may as well incorporate Camelot 3000 or Fables into DC Mainline continuity.

Imagine the (You)s the storytimer would have gotten on these pages. Poor guy.

That doesn't fit with the Titans and Flash solicits having a spoiler warning. He'll be around a while. Black Wally has a mysterious mentor coming up even.

It's not a leak when they're clearly redoing Reign of the Supermen.

This pose looks familiar.
Or is it just some pose?

This work for you?

So Johns brought watchmen to the main universe so he could make a before watchmen movie.

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How is Snyder going to involve all those Jokers in his ASB run?
Will Batman have a foursome?

>DC missing one of the biggest points in Watchmen
>Again

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there are no such thing as bad ideas only bad execution

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Final Crisis right.

>BRUCE! BRUCE!
>YOU WERE RIGHT!
>JOHNS IS THE KEY!
>BRUCE!

>implying DC even understand their own characters anymore

They don't give a FUCK if it doesn't serve a purpose. They want dat Batman v Rorschach crossover and you know it.

Welp here comes another shitstorm!

On the other hand they threw in Watchmen characters and references into Teen Titans Go.

Ozimandias saved DC 35 minutes ago.

what does 'original JSA' mean exactly? Straight Golden Age?

also, if we have Doctor Manhattan, does that mean we can get an un-Manhattan'd Captain Atom?

No, this is a really bad idea.

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The biggest point of watchmen is the big pile of dollars it brings to DC
It was Moore and the readers who miss the actual point.

>that ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING expression on Batman's face

Even he isn't a fan of this.

B-but muh cereal king

Reminder that this is the SECOND time that Johns has brought back Wally

What was Joker's real name, wasn't it supposed to be revealed this week?

Batdad?

THE LEGEND NEVER DIES

>Geoff Johns has been appointed by WB to salvage the DCEU
Pottery