JSA Storytime: Captain Atom

Good evening owls of Sup Forums,

so dashing~

So... those Rebirth spoilers...

Rebirth Spoilers are in the wild. some wacky sounding shit!

A red herring.

I do like how Sup Forums there is pretending to care about Watchmen

I tend to go with
>it's a multiverse story
>people thinking this means Watchmen is canon to main continuity now

but mostly I want to know WHICH FUCKING JSA FROM WHEN

yeah, if I'd gotten my hands on it, I would have picked isolated things to troll with

Fuck that, and the Joker one, I care about the others!

I care more about it than anything Johns ever wrote

>those Rebirth spoilers

F A M
A
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same

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Same desu

Just give me Orlando JSA and I'll be okay.

I'm optimistic enough that it's just an Easter egg thing cause Johns isn't THAT dumb is he??

good teasing though cause now i really wanna read Rebirth

mai waifu

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I think it has to be a multiverse thing along with a meta sort of "this is to blame for the tone" thing, I think. But I've given him too much credit before so we'll see.

Before Watchman will not be the last time DC uses those characters

if we have Manhattan out there can we un-Manhattan Captain Atom? Please?

Alan Young passed away.

Titans are full JV Team and it's so sad I can't stop laughing

it would be pretty funny if it was actually a meta explanation and apology? for Before Watchmen

what gets me is how badly DC seems to be missing what people liked in Watchmen.

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why is CIA funny?

so much happened today

row row fight da powah

can you wear that shirt when you're military

only if you're a black dude, I think.

hey, it's Chester the Molester

Oh wow Bleeding Cool claims to have more actual backstory for Rebirth


Doctor Manhattan was directly responsible for the creation of the New 52.


my brain cannot deal if true, just wat

O___o

I can't wait for people to flip their shit and get mad at it

That Rebirth spoiler thread is fueling me

>Watchmen literally causing the grimdarkness that was the new 52

Has Johns gone full Morrison?

there's a lot of shit being flipped and the context is going to matter a lot, I think

I don't need an apology for Minutemen and Silk Spectre.

>was directly responsible for the creation of the New 52.

I'm like 100% sure we saw Barry do it by fucking around with time travel

whew, we've been building to a good ol' divide and conquer story

Lol

Geoff better give in and give us Time Trapper too in Rebirth

MOTHER *FUCKER*

STOP

ORLANDO SAVE US

Barry did nothing wrong. It was Pandora.

Excuse me while I drink these salty tears

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Alan Young is dead and Watchmen is mainline DC canon.

Today is not a great day. Msybe early 90s man can improve things.

7:37 PM - 19 May 2016

Trying to get my head around that Rebirth spoiler and now I know how Krona feels

>Barry did nothing wrong
Johns/Van Sciver I know that's you

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T R I G G E R E D

That would be neat

I guess he's finally made it big.

the gang's all here

god I love that Spectro costume

Wallyfag pls

>Watchmen is mainline DC canon
Not yet its not.

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>Pages from B4 Watchmen show Manhattan making a world and putting it in a river
>Hypertime is a river

POETRY
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>all these SFX

To repost an user

>I doubt its as simple as that but if we're following the whole "meta" subtext then

>Doctor Manhattan causing the New52=Snyder creating the Watchmen film and DC wanting to cash-in
>DCEU/New52 is created
>Rebirth is about instilling hope and optimisim in the DCU
>at the same time Johns replaces Snyder

I really don't care about the actual plot of the Rebirth comic.

>Johns
>smart enough to do anything meta

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I just want a JSA ongoing out of it and 80 pages for 2.99

I don't think there's really a plot outside of the Jaime and Ted setup?

Liefeld already confirmed its meta as shit

shit, son, he went there

Johns is bretty good at untangling nasty continuity snarls in reasonably clear ways

All right, explain how Barry tied in Wildstorm.

Pretty bloodthirsty all told.

btw, from the other day: this is what I live for, storytiming

Did we not all just read Lo3W togethor?

I really wish The Cambodian would lose his samurai get-up. He'd be cooler made up like one of those temple statues.

uhoh, those shiny muscles can't float away!

Zirch posted a list the other night of "dudes you should draw with ripped abs, and dudes you should not"

>yfw Flash/Green Lantern beats up Dr. Manhattan

Yes, this does follow right on the previous issue, they just like to mix things up

>not drawing everyone with ripped sameabs anatomy regardless of propriety or function
Wow this guy is NEVER going to work in the comic book industry :^)

I saw that, and I agree. Hate samebody as much as I hate sameface. Maybe even more.

bow chika wow

>He's the Time Trapper
>only see his symbol glowing in the hood

;___;

I can deal with everyone with abs, it's the insane lats that bug me, now

They don't even eat the cake?

>cockblocked by yourself

How can Johns get his presumed waifu Dawny to save the day in this scenario to see the LoSH too though?

>catching up the new readers

Man, establishment types love the trappings of anti-establishment culture.

>Major Force's shit-eating grin

He's having the time of his fucking life.

Nate definitely seems a bit more rage-filled these days. The conception he has of himself as 50 years old is completely wrong-headed though.

Both annoy me.

seed the LoSH*

oops

There's one weird plot with Rex and his wife, yeah

I was more going for a literal "I beat you" story with Flash/Lantern, since that's the kind of subtlety you'd expect from Johns.

More like best unlaid plans desu

He's trying to bond and Cap just snaps at him!

Dude your wife married Eiling. Eiling of all people! It's definitely time to move on.

lol :(

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I'd be okay with Hal and Barry tag team beating somebody up

surely nothing will go wrong with this brilliant idea

how are you strigiformes today?

how long has it been since Hal and Barry went on their date, man

i finished that nk jemisin book 1000000 kingdoms, s'was alright. coulda done without a love story stuff

Contrast Babylon and Allard for fun IMO. Both attachments to their masters stemming from childhood trauma. Treated totally differently by them.

Shut the fuck up, Van Sciver. You disgusting Trump supporter.

ok but who would they seduce together?

I want this to happen so Watchmen fans cry.