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Russia does the same thing. They dress up prostitutes and fashion models in military uniforms for propaganda, so dumb shit kids think they'll get laid if they join.

This.

army is mandatory retard they don't care if people want to join

>they don't care if people want to join
they do. If people don't want to join they'll stop joining. Israel is a very militarized state. How will you get your youth to shoot palestinians without teasing them with some chicks in uniforms?

brilliant post

>the ad said I'd drown in pussy
>instead I got a bunch of Palestinian kids throwing rocks at me

They have to join, almost no one wants to join

Post perehs

Anyone willing to share tips how to deal with the Bibi Cultists that back the Alt-right?

shut up leftie

Is this legit Jews friendo.

Is it true that you don't salute or address superiors by rank in Israeli military?

Is this legit Jews friendo.

false

Going to see the new Star Wars today.

true

>Going to see the new Star Wars today.

>today
How did you get the tickets?

You are an an admirable and humble people, must be the turkish roots!

one usually addresses superiors by position rather than rank, and honestly saluting isn't common in non formal settings

They don't have to join if they're from that fucked up Jewish sect that does like, Jewish Sharia Law

thanks pewdiepie

It's out here in Israel

Why don't you just come here? It's way safer than Israel, good Jewish community.

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That land wasn't technically Palestine because it had been part of the Ottoman Empire until WW1. It wasn't a separate country, it was just the part of the Empire where the Palestinians lived. Britain got control of that area when the Ottoman Empire collapsed after WW1. Due to Zionists like Haim Wiseman's relentless politicing and (ironically) some use of anti-semitism, Britain allowed Jews to settle in parts of that land.
So it is technically accurate to say that the green part of the map in 1946 were British, it was populated almost exclusively by Palestinians living under British rule. Just like the white parts were populated largely by Jews, also living under British rule.
Israel did not become a country until 1948

I actually like czechia very much, but isn't your economy shit?

Thanks for sending Palestinian qt's to sweden. Sucks I'm 1/8th or less Jewish if my gf finds out I'm dead. Or do they care about that at all?

you're dating a p*listinian?

Yes she is qt don't bully me

does she wear the head cover?

Nah she never did. I was surprised to see how good looking they can be once they discard that shit.
But she really hates Israel so I'm scared of her finding out that I am a bit Jewish

fuck and dump that antisemitic whore
don't dissapoint G_D

She's do nice and kind to me though.
Why has JHVE put me in this trial? What kind of sick game is this? WRRRYYYY

you must prevail 1/8th brother
thou shall not bang filthy areps

כוסעומו איפה כל הישראלים

I lurk here a lot but /ISR/ threads suck tbqh senpai.

Always devolves into angry political posting or depression posting.

But what about the consequences? I'm probably going to be honor killed if I break her heart. Is it the ultimate sacrifice to the almighty creator above?

לא תמיד
בסוכות היה פה טוב כי כל הילדודס היו בחופש מהצבא

trust in the lord and you shall not be harmed
remember the story of Jeremiah

No, is it in the bible too? Only have bibles around here. About 5 of them.

Happy hannukkah :D

how should I know
basically he was to prophecize the doom of judea and g_d told him that the people are gonna be pissed and his life would be in danger but if he trusted in g_d he would be safe

thank you toothpaste

youtube.com/watch?v=JgM4auRw2Tc
>Happy hannukkah
To all Jews

lmao

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>implyping Palestine is Arab to begin with


What do you mean a bit Jewish?

I have a Jewish ancestor my dad's grandfather was Jewish or part Jewish.

you said that she hates Israel, you didn't say she hated Jews.

hi pali

Idk hating Israel and hating jews feels like the same thing. I know some jews hate Israel but those are religious nut jobs.

How is it going?

>there was no palastine before 1948 thus we get to kick the people out becase they were not part of a local political entity that they identify with now
>land was owned by britain we took it from brits
>we are semites look at us larping and inventing a deformed semetic language and forcing our kids to speak it
>we are a secular modern democratic state that happens to be a Jewish theocracy
t.

good, hoping hamas chills out soon because I don't want to be called to arms

So can I get Israel citizenship if I marry a half-italian half-jew qt in Turkey? Both her and her ather have citizenship

i think that yes

Why the fuck are they allowing for better lives for everybody living there who decides to work with them compare to its neighbours?

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Me on the left :)

I found out i'm 1.5% Jew.
Where do I sign up for the Bilderberg meetings?
Look this isn't funny no one told me where to sign up.

Explain why do Jews wear these type of clothing?

>Jews

Haredim*

>almost no one wants to join

tel-avivi bubble boy pls leave

מי חוץ מהערסים מת להתגייס? אני לא אומר שכולם מתים רק מהמחשבה של זה אבל אף אחד לא מת משמחה גם

קודם כל ערסים זו קב' דמוגרפית מאוד גדולה

חוץ מזה כמעט כל מי שאני מכיר עשה שירות צבאי עם
מוטיבציה גבוהה לשרת. אני רואה את זה כרצון להתגייס

Why don't they wear the Middle eastern Jewish clothing like the good ol' days?

because they are an abomination of the jewish faith

a degenerate cult

>עד מתי כל פאקינג יום מכל מזדיין ששירתתי איתו

We also wear similar type of cloth like with the tallit and kippah

How did this culture clothing even started?

/מאיה/

אולי די?

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When are Palestinians and Israelis gonna live in peace? I'm real tierd of your shit.

The ring really ruins it.

To all girls(male) here - don't do it. Seriously.

Who is this mysterious master trole? what identity does she assume now?

Don't like Lehi but must admit this song is fucking great

>How did this culture clothing even started?

It was the fashion in Eastern Europe a couple of centuries ago, when the Haredi movement became big. They are still wearing all kinds of medieval type clothing, because they don't believe in progress or something, like the Amish.

How does this concern you

חרא טעם

הבחור שעשה לארפינג איתה הרג את הדמות

are americans honorary jews

i've seen them so much that i'm starting to get desensitized

Because it's all over the media all the time and you have to support a side and it makes me ANGRY BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT IT

I've been admitted to Hebrew University in her for 1 year.

What is it like there? Are there lots of Jewish slut qts?

I'm Aryan, 6'5 if it matters.

Hebrew Uni in Canada? for what purpose?

And how the fuck should we know? we're not living in Canada.

In Jerusalem*

Not as many sluts as in other unis/collages. Jerusalem in general has a more conservative and serious lifestyle then, say, Tel Aviv. What are you studying and why do you want to study in Jerusalem?

I'm studying Mathematics and CS, double major. Hebrew University of Jerusalem was the only option to study at in Israel as an exchange student with my program. I want to go to Israel since its a different place but similar enough to the west I won't feel totally isolated.

>sandals
disgusting
at least she could've put socks on so you wouldn't see her smelly stinky dirty feet

ye

>not liking feet
what are you gay or something?

You'll be a god amongst the smelly mizrahis

>similar enough to the west

Nope.

well hello volk

אני לא האוטיסט הזה

>c*nadian
>a god anywhere

Literally kill yourself.

ט.164 סמ מוטי אברג'יל

What are the demographics in Israel of reform to orthodox jews?

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