kek be praised: someone just called into CSPAN about chicken tendies
Kek be praised: someone just called into CSPAN about chicken tendies
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hi pete
"""someone"""
>ketchup
Oh my god that's hilarious
you have to go back to the_donald, redditfags.
Thanks user, i kekked out loud
I really needed a good laugh today too
You are cool
Gee OP, I wonder who it could have been. I still keked though
Today OP was pretty funny
It wasn't even what he said that was funny
Just that he said it.
Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's, But of my tendies none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesn't make me happy. Tendies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire. Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the tendies that I've yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!" I screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders.
Fucking kek
why don't we have cspan caller raids on Sup Forums?
Reminds me of these
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why did you say nuggets instead of TENDIES
you fucking NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>he says while posting with a fucking thumbnail
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CAUSE NUGGIES AREN'T FUCKING TENDIES YOU ILLITERATE MILLENIAL FUCKHEAD
Best one
holy shit thats great
incredible
>TFW chicken tendies were also dropped at the DNC from the burnout crowd