I will start it! I will start a business in Mordor! Though...I do not know how

>I will start it! I will start a business in Mordor! Though...I do not know how...
>I will help you bear this business, Frodo Baggins. As long as it is yours to bear.
>If by profit or liquidation, I can subsidise you, I will. You have my board.
>And you have my cash flow
>And my TAX!

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LOTR is a metaphor for a budding tech startup taking on silicon valley

Kek I fuckibg love this place.

Why would Gimli's tax be useful? If anything it would impede frodo

>His stocks took a little tumble off the market hehehe.

Are dwarves the Jews of Middle Earth?
>hoards gold
>greasy
>short
>feuds with pure elves

Looks like deductibles are back on the tax form, boys!

Delivering the one ring is a metaphor for patenting an idea that's worth billions. The legions of Mordor represent all the lawyers and jews trying to steal their idea.

>they have a cave toll!

Is TV really that mad that ASOIAF is grounded

DIV-I-DENDS!
Pay 'em.
Distribute 'em.
Stick 'em in a fund!

>So much debt... What men can do against such reckless rates?

Tolkien said that he didn't intend for anything in middle earth to be a representation of anything in the real world. But he did say in a letter that the similarities between jews and dwarfs are unintionally there. Especially when you consider that in the hobbit dwarfs are outcasts forced to travel the world while trying to reclaim their ancient home.

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>necromancy
>grounded
Yeah no

Frodo is based

Not a single person mentioned it before you posted

I seriously hope Galadriel's riverdancing is tax free

>It's a riddle!
>Speak 'profit' and enter...
>Gandlaf, what's the Hebrew word for profit?
>... רווח

>grounded
>Shadow vagina baby monsters

I think he got triggered because gimli said axe and the whole "what was aragorn's tax policy" thing?

YOU SHALL NOT CASH

killing characters for shock value doesn't make a series grounded. GRRM barely goes into detail about taxes so he can't talk