Poppy O'Possum

>Kit is the Queen, so if anyone is going to get the right to drop the comic's only F-Bomb, it's going to be her.

F is for family friendly

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Wow. F-bomb out of nowhere.

Mhm... I expected a more emotional reaction from Kit for seeing herself for the first time of her life.

Well that one user called it.

mommy what did we do to deserve being born niggers

:(

wew kit watch the language.

I think Kit is too much of a wreck right now to have any sort of reasonable reaction to this.

>that last panel

SHE SAID BAD WORD

>fucking

Well, Morbi said a lot of people were going to be surprised by today's update and he sure was right.

I for one never expected to see an update before 10:30 again.

Also how does SHE know how a doofus looks like? It's not like she knows enough faces to compare.

Just saw that. I thought they have slightly tweaked curse words

He did! Good job that user.

Well, Poppy is from a different area that has a different language

I don't think I could be any more in love with Kit

>Fuck

poppy touches kit face in the reflection
kit blushes after
the eye staring scene probably lasted 30 minutes
they sexed in between some of the frames! can you see it?!

YOU JUST KNOW

dumb frogposter

>fucking

Whoa hey now.

poppy's strength doesn't make sense.

Yes, I know, the setting allows for basically no limit to physical ability but magical healing and lazyness makes it so that most people never get there. I get that.

However, in a setting like that where you have a hated underclass of person who CANNOT be subject to healing magics and generally live lives of hardship you'd either:

A) Have a group of them somewhere that decides enough is e-fucking-nough, get swole as fuck and just wipe the floor with a continent or two and completely "get even" with everyone.

2) Have an intelligent benefactor who begins a breeding program, training them intensely from birth, breeding himself an unbeatable army.

These things would be almost certain to happen in a setting which allowed it.

Poppy's strength either isn't intrinsic or the world is retarded.

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if i remember right she used to be able to see perfectly fine but her lucky star ability slowly took over. so she knows what she looks like but from decades ago

>Comic's only F-Bomb
So any bets on how long until he breaks this promise? With the way he seems to be abandoning the whole "Family-friendly" aspect I say less than a year

>LOLOL SHE SAID PISSS OMG HOW THIS IS ALLOWED DANG SO MATURE THE MEDIUM IS SAVED

Sometimes you get freaks of nature

user what are you talking about

>kit using her finger on the bed
Just fuck you two before the guards catch you like morbi envisioned to cuck yurifags

Odd, seeing as there seems to be so many curses in this comic with just one or two letters difference to get one that's exactly the same as the regular version.
Also, that guy arguing with Morbi about the connotations of the gender of the word 'witch' better not be one of you guys.

Look, it's VERY IMPORTANT to me that there's each magic-user has a gender specific word because they're very real and could curse us at any moment if we get it wrong on the internet.

Kit previously said by the age of 4 she couldn't even see anything but particles of matter.

>the Queen gets to swear
So when Vix comes back is she just gonna cut loose like a longshoreman

Also, Lily confirmed for innate "Ignore Armor" feat.

>She's so far gone that being able to see her own face for the first time doesnt even faze her

We've seen normal swearing in the comic too.
And it's not like we don't have curses that mean the same thing but simply vary in intensity or offensiveness.

I think Morbi might have missed a line on poppy's right shoulder in the last panel.

well one can assume the concept of hell exists if theres a church and nuns

Anyone else bothered by Poppy's face in that last panel?

Each species has their own god

Morbi said Lilly couldn't become like Poppy.

I take this to mean that there are specific mutations/very narrow and not currently known series of events/both. Not everybody can become super strong, and it might only be possoms.

So, it all makes sense if you only very rarely get a super strong opposom. Because they can exist, the fearful would try to destroy them all. But they don't happen often enough to actually be able to have an organized offense of super-possums. I'm betting Ophelia and Poppy are existing at the same time is something that nobody can remember ever happening.

Otherwise, you'd have an A or 2 situation. You don't because it's just not that easy.

Ophelia is a short tailed possum, the same species has Freddie. She has magic.

Kit really does have a potty mouth. Thought that was just the random picks Morbi draws of her.

The girl hasn't slept in 3 days, and just had a rough free hours with her family. Not surprising really.

I don't think it has anything to do with magic, but with being a possom, regardless of species.

>Also, let's be real
>Kit swearing is always funny

Thank you Morbi, for not making Kit and Poppy kiss.

Thank you for not falling into the lesbian stereotypes of webcomics, and focusing more on deeper relationships instead.

Thank you for blueballing people who put Kit and Poppy together, once again. Yurifags are a cancer. They deserve to suffer.

I am very happy with today's update. It shows how much Morbi values a strong plot, instead of cheap romance pandering. He wants to think about the bigger questions, like "Why was I born as X?"

So full on porno when?!

Kit says that she looks like a doofus, and she finally has a mirror in the form of Poppy now. You know what that means?

Its time for Kit to get a makeover, and make herself look better now.

So she's as powerful and as feared as she is because magic?

Welp nice knowing you Steel Heel Ofelia, Poppy's gonna wreck you super hard now that she's gonna get trained by Petunia. Bad enough Poppy's got the Super Strong anti-magic thing going for her, but now she's going to be a fucking karate master too.

Panel 3 saved for Kit admitting what a huge failure to everyone she is.

>weird muppet thing.jpeg

How much of a makeover could she get.

Well, there goes the family friendliness Morbi used to be so fond of.

No, Ophelia is just really strong like Poppy, but with the bonus of having some magic/access to healing magic/considered a person/etc. Though, Ophelia seems more leg focused as opposed to Poppy being arms/punching.

Why do possums even have kids? They know they are reviled. Their lives are hard and short, and raising kids only increases that toil. So why do they subject the next generation to the same shit they went through?

Mandated by the royal family
SOMEONE has to charge Papa's chair

I'm pretty sure Ofelia is Poppy but with kicking.
It's just that she also has magic as an extra bonus.

SHUT THE HELL UP YOU KNOW NOTHING

MORBI MAKE EM FUCK ALREADY

He joked about the family friendliness thing back when Fazzi broke Poppy's arm

possums are super fertile and almost no one sells condoms designed to be effective with non-magic creatures

Must be a hard decision to let your kids suffer or to totally die out

This chapter's not over yet.

>All the yurifaggots who have fallen into the same desperate trappings of yurifaggotry, the same as Petunia, their spirit guide through this bewildering forest of ruse

>>>/zootopia/

You're gonna die anyway

Having kids ain't changing that

of course Kit thinks she looks like a doofus, when her only reference point is the 'beautiful' Poppy.

Well why the fuck does anyone have kids? Seems like one of the worst decisions you can make. But people do it anyway. Biological imperatives, yo.

thats cute

You forget that Morbi is the biggest yurifag of us all.

>That little finger swirl on the bed sheets.
Kit wants the pouch.

I think you will find that you have gone too deep into the morbi rabbit hole and have lost sight of whom is being tricked here

It's amazing... Morbi is riding their tears of agony and blueballs, which fuels him more to crush their hopes and dreams with every comic strip.

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doesn't stop me from drawing more poppy x kit porn

Morbi how could you

>>Thank you for blueballing people who put Kit and Poppy together, once again. Yurifags are a cancer. They deserve to suffer.

who the fuck honestly thought that was gonna happen?

furthermore, who the fuck thought it was a serious enough possibility to GET MAD about it?

Who else is betting that Lily is secretly gonna listen to Kit and Poppy's entire conversation? I bet that F-bomb woke her up.

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Lily slept through Kit's whole fucking meltdown there's no way that's going to be the tipping point.

Poppy's dialogue in this page doesn't really seem to follow from her "what I think of you" line from the previous page.

I was actually referring to the whole comment section fiasco. It was closed because "people kept making 'inappropriate comments' about a comic that was ages 12 and up".

Times flies, doesn't it?

i missed a white line, and added the bed, they gotta have the bed!

Clem is too good to be associated with something as shitty as Poppy.

don't forget what happened just because of giraffe lady

the icky public bathroom is infinite, user. and it only gets smellier the farther you go in.

I'm sure that's gonna get brought up in the next page or so. Right now they're talking about opossum racism, something Kit has been fighting against her entire life. I guarantee Poppy is gonna have a couple of kind words for her.

An unavoidable issue with a comic updated page by page. We don't get the entire story upfront so somethings seem a bit odd now, but fit in nicely when the entire thing comes together.

the people going turbo-sperg mode like "HAHAHA SCREW YOU YURIFAGS" are literally the only serious mention of that shipping shit i've seen in a long time, no one SERIOUSLY thought it was or should have happened in-comic, it's all off-panel fun that even morbi indulges in.

what's the goddamn deal with this teasing that triggers so much autism from them?

>Kit likes to fuck with Freddie
who doesn't Kit bully?

The teasing will continue to escalate until it will trigger EVERYONE'S autism, including yours.

And then...... Morbi will do something unexpected.

i literally draw the porn myself, what do i care?

>Kit becomes an iron fisted dictator after realizing shes such a soft willed pussy that nobody respects

>I look like a FUCKING doofus
ok, that caught me off guard.

But that's not her daughter.
It's Her husband's son. Blame the thighs and the arms.
Also more porn where

needs a pomf

>last panel

Mary is the endgame

For everyone

That making a big deal out of "bad words" and "boobies" is why other countries can't take americans seriously.

I'm bothered by the faces in almost every page. I know morbi is experimenting but some consistency would be nice.

her face turns really ugly when she gets this massive upper lip and her mouth wanders lower for some reason, and her head gets stubbier and shorter.

looks more like some kind of dog rather than a possum.

Sorry that it's a .png