You will never have this comfy life

>you will never have this comfy life
feels like shit desu

>Keith Hernandez will never want to fuck you

how should I end it, bros?

>julia will NEVER let you lick her feet
Just die in my sleep already

Their life doesn't seem too comfy. Every week they get stuck on some little thing and then proceed to overanalyze it

What are they watching?

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>being surrounded by neurotic kikes all day in your tiny apartment in the worst city in the world

Why is that comfy?

melrose place

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the Rodney King tape

jerry was the only Jewish one

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I used to in the 90s

>implying you were alive in the 90s

I'm 36

yah sure buddy

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George too

nope

his mother is jewish, so hes jewish. frank isnt though