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anime

just wan him back lads

any england man in

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The pathetic coke head is shitting up /brit/ again

Probably injected too much crack

For a relationship to be successful, you as a male, must always have the scales of power tipped in your favour.

There are many ways to do this, but the main one is being wealthy, and dating a point or two below you.

The woman must know that she's punching above her weight, and that you leaving is a real possibility, that way she will work to keep you.

Women are like dogs, loyal when trained right, but if you give it control, it will run rampant..

>muh colleague

i love you too

Most autistic image I've seen in my life
Back to britfeel

Three schools where I live and I got caught in the school rush coming back from the shops.

It was absurd

I think a lot of /brit/ is genuinely autistic. With the repetitive behaviours you all engage in. It's a fairly safe assumption

Did you see any little kids that took your fancy

*enters thread*

>Neither of us left the house that entire time, so no, she didn't. Though I understand why you would think that.
chuckled at this

Still three hours until I am able to return to my allotted toil respite existence pod.

Got an idea lads. Every single court case is first judged on whether or not the criminal deserves death. Then a second case if they are allowed to live, to then determine their prison sentence.

hello? is there anybody in there?

for a real autistc person, he is not able to migrate thread easily because one distinguishing characteristics of autism is that they dont take a single small changing in environment around him

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so is she autistic or something

It was pissing down so they were all wrapped in coats and hoods and shit

think of the lawyer fees u mong

Normie that lost all of her friends and was stuck with just me. So kind of.

Late night noodle

should have drove up and asked if they could hold your puppy with a broken leg

Couldn't agree with you more, lad

is this shopped?

Forgot that lawyers should be abolished. It's a court judged on common sense. FED UP of rapists getting a few years of jail time instead of public hanging

Got an idea lads. Every single court case is judged by kicking the accused in the bollocks and if they scream then they are judged guilty

post a pic of alan FAST

I literally have the same argument with an angry neet on here every day at 3:00 AM British time

Not a fan of all the casual nonceposting here

begone

if they float in the water they're a witch lads!

going to heem sum cunt in a sec why am I so fucking thick

That looks pretty good. Does that bowl at the back just have sliced jalapenos and limes? Also, what's the white stuff? Beansprouts?

*commits a string of heinous crimes*

why is lindor fucking £8 a box

Has anyone ever been really wanting to heem someone and then get immediately heemed when they attempt to heem?

Every crime should be punishable by death. First year or so you look like Iran killing people left and right, but after that initial surge everyone will stop committing crimes

literally know who you mean as well

he's a proper sadcase

lads how do i link images from other websites onto Sup Forums with the native extension?

Unironically this. Also explains interracial divorce statistics (white women divorce non-white men far more than white men divorce non-white women because deep down white women feel superior to non-whites, and their partners feel the same)

Because twats will pay for it

if you've never had supermarket brand cola then you're a tory cunt

making up witty posts with my intelegent brain. translating them into english. double checking for any mistakes to not look like a fool in front of you.
And what do i get in return?
nothing.

he does it for free, what a lol

it already took hold of me, this Sup Forums /brit/ isolation of yours. i can already feel little creeps inside my skull, shadowy tendrils drilling their way deep into me, whispering thing ordinary man would not find pleasing to me. i can feel heat inside my belly, not a good kind of heat, a sinister, vile one

you may laugh now

but your laugh wont last long once i will choke you and make unbelieveable thing to you.

FEAR me anglo

fear me for i am comming

Yea peppers and lime with bean sprouts and other veggie plates to mix in if you like
Nice late night when most other places are closed up

lost me nut lads aahah

what class do i take at uni if i want to be surrounded by girls

can't stand ryans autistic larping

lost count of all the flags he's running, korea, bosnia, russia, there are loads others

wish he would just stick to the slovakian one

I think a lot of /brit/ is genuinely autistic. With the repetitive behaviours you all engage in. It's a fairly safe assumption

hate peppers
not chilli peppers though. they're alright for sauces and adding a bit of spice to something.
regular peppers are disgusting though

god these kids know nothing about judiciary

How much does a meal like that cost in Vietnam? I could totally eat that, as long as the meat isn't cat or dog, or has an eyeball floating in it or something.

Mate went through Vietnam and they were making stew in a massive barrel or something, and they were about to have a bowl when they saw a goat's head floating in it. Just the full head, chopped off and chucked in the stew. Stuff like that is one of the main reasons I think I'd struggle with S.E. Asia.

classics
law
music

real new:

Multi-Dimensional Quantum Gender Theory

Groundhog Day already has the rights to this gimmick. All subsequent variants have been bad (including the one with tom cruise) have been not very good.

Psychology and History of Art.

Reckon I could have Goro in a fight after a couple of pints.

who else /staying up late so they dont have to face tomorrow/ here?

:^)

cocтaвляя ocтpoyмныe cooбщeния c мoим intelegent мoзгoм. пepeвoдя их нa aнглийcкий. двoйнaя пpoвepкa нa любыe oшибки, чтoбы нe выглядeть дypaкoм пepeд вaми.
И чтo я пoлyчaю взaмeн?
ничeгo.

oн дeлaeт этo бecплaтнo, чтo тaкoe LOL

этo yжe зaхвaтилo мeня, этo Sup Forums / brit / изoляция oт вac. я yжe чyвcтвyю мaлeнькиe пoлзaния внyтpи мoeгo чepeпa, тeниcтыe ycики, cвepлящиe cвoй пyть глyбoкo в мeня, шeпoтoм, чтo oбычный чeлoвeк нe нaшeл бы пpиятным для мeня. я чyвcтвyю тeплo внyтpи cвoeгo живoтa, a нe хopoший вид тeплa, злoвeщий, мepзкий

ты мoжeшь cмeятьcя ceйчac

нo вaш cмeх нe бyдeт длитьcя дoлгo, кaк тoлькo я зaдyшy вac и cдeлaю для вac нeвepoятнoe.

FEAR me anglo

бoюcь, чтo я пpиeдy

>tfw i don't got you babe

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can't hack the bants
poor show

How do you not stutter when talking to normies?

silly aussie
its already a new day in your lan down under

whenever i actually talk to someone i feel like im always apologising

how did they even know
how can they prove it

English common law is fucking sound 99% of the time. It's just not enforced properly these days. The premise (as I understand it) is that everyone has the right to do what the fuck they want, as long as it doesn't infringe on anyone else's right to do what the fuck THEY want. Obviously there will be clashes all over the place, and that's the only point at which you start writing laws, and not before. Someone does something, someone else complains about it to the law, then a judge decides if someone's rights have been infringed. If so, that's now a law. Write it down, and if it comes up again, we know who's in the wrong.

The whole thing comes down to having sensible judges, which England used to have, but generally not anymore.

the absolute madman

keep getting friend requests off porn accounts on facebook

rich people are mentally ill

gender studies

English Lit. I did that at college and it was 26 girls, 2 lads (including myself).

oi
my dads a judge
watch it

legend

reckon that after a couple minutes of warm ups i could absolutely demolish shao kahn without even lifting a finger

I think a lot of /brit/ is genuinely autistic. With the repetitive behaviours you all engage in. It's a fairly safe assumption

magics in harry potter

CANT"T I HAVE 1( ONE ) REPLY WHAT THE FUCK YOU NIGGER S WAHT WTHE UKC I WILL LEGIT ABOUT DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE TO MYSELF DON"T YOU HAVE ANY EMPATHY AT AL?!?!?!?

FUCK YOU FGAGS

I think a lot of /brit/ is genuinely autistic. With the repetitive behaviours you all engage in. It's a fairly safe assumption

Hello

I said generally. I'd still show respect like. I did my work experience at a magistrate's court and the barristers and magistrate were all very impressive guys. Insanely intelligent. Heard them doing the hardest cryptic crosswords imaginable and just fucking coasting through them. University Challenge level brains. There must've been a million quid's worth of cars in the car park as well, some absolute beauties. I bet you're loaded.

apparently i'm autistic

what makes english a subject that is more popular with girls than boys?
is it because they are always talking?

There is nothing wrong with being non-white

*shoves the nearest yank*

that writing is terrible. is that the gimmick? is rowling a hack?

its easy

girls are gays who like poems

lads how do i find a gf who isn't in to cuck porn, like me? swear every modern women watches it and i don't want to be in a relationship with such degenerates

its written by a bot
edit: no not jk rowling :p

you do you

*imagines a scenario where I beat you up DBZ style and a girl falls in love with me*

*falls down belly-first*
*pants fall down to my ankles*
*bare arse is unveiled in all its heinous glory*
*as my stomach compresses, a shart like none seen before percolates from my ass*
*you get covered in stinky shart mud and then run away crying*

heh, maybe you'll think twice next time

but what makes poems gay?

>every modern woman watches it
nah women mostly watch lesbian porn. strange creatures.

the name

Women generally don't immerse themselves in art. Their attention is always on themselves, "appreciating" the art. "Look at me, I'm reading a book." That's what 90% of a woman's brain is saying while she's reading a book. This is why women hate video games and deride those who play them. They can't focus on the actual game itself, only the fact that it has cartoony graphics and a guy is sat there, fully immersed, pushing seemingly random buttons, doing nothing impressive or productive or submissive.

>listen to U2
>It Ain't Me starts playing

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