ITT: Claim your Spongebob quotes

”We’ve been smeckledorfed!”

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"No."

LISTEN YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE

My wallets.

>smeckledorfed

Ya can't say that word anymore, bra.

OVERTIME!?

"THIS IS PATRICK"

"LET'S GO NAKED!!!"

"Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"

"Look at that buck-toothed, corn-fed smile. You can't trust him as far as you can throw him."

"You got it set to 'M' for mini, when it should be set to 'W' for wumbo!"

My leg!

FINLAND

Soiled it!

"We're on a baby hunt, and don't think we don't know how to weed em' out"

Oh no, these pies aren't homemade- they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They're bombs.

...

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I love the young people.

BLANKETY. BLANKETY. BLANK.

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?

"That's kinda creepy - but flattering!"

"MORE!"

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma..."

...

"Milk Carton spills over"

I've been in business a long time, boy!

My leg!

Hey spongebob! What am I?

"Dumb people are blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are."

The ceiling is right Squidward you're not a good employee.

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK?!?!

"What's happening?"
"For sure something stupid"

I.....heh heh..I...heh heh.....

WHAT??

You asked for a COUPLE of ice cubes in your drink......

AND I ONLY PUT IN ONE!!!

I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTT.

RUN MR. CRABS!
RUN LIKE YOU'RE NOT IN A COMMA!

>TWO GOLD DOUBLOONS!

Don't drop 'em. *wink*

>PLASTIIIIIIC!

Then this must be... your wallet

LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE

ALRIGHT! PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG!
PUT IT IN!

An ALASKAN BULL WORM!

That's his eager face

"Are ya' ready kids?"

People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?
CORRECT

HES ABOUT TO DO IT

Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player.

"FIRMLY GRASP IT"

"Nah, let's save that for when we're selling real estate"

Do you smell it? That kind of smelly smel, that smell, the smelly smell tat smells smelly...

Mediocre..?

I LOVE THE YOUNG PEOPLE

(whispers) this is a load of baaaarnacles

IT'S SO SIMPLE! IT'S JUST THREE WORDS!

WHAT I LEARNED IN BATTLE TENDENCY IS...
WHAT I LEARNED IN BATTLE TENDENCY IS...

Stop on your right foot, don't forget it!

that's not even a word and i agree with ya!!!

ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli