Homestuck

So now that Homestuck is over, can we all agree that the single best thing to come out of it are smuppets?

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did any of you preorder the smuppets?

Fuck no. Why would you ever preorder anything?

>So now that
I'm starting to just skip over threads that start with these words and it's made my Sup Forums browsing experience so much better.

What would the kids do in the new universe if hailed as gods in some sort of parthenon? Would they try to be nice about it or squeeze it for all it's worth?

This.

Preordering is like asking for your money to be taken from you for a product that isnt even made yet.

Sounds moronic to just toss money at something that may never get made.

So why are you in this thread right now?

No, but I really wanted to. those rumps look so plush

its not fair! it was supposed to be hussie's masterpiece

All the books leading up to this seemed to be taking on and subverting these "witch tropes"... really self-aware about being a pastiche, you know? But in the end, none of that even mattered! Lisa and her talking falcon, rebels challenging the stifling traditions of the magical bureaucracy? I loved that. Then her falcon turns into a human and they get married?! It completely dropped all the anti-authoritarian stuff and described a wedding cake for fifty pages!

Can't down him yo
He killed off all unimportant schmucks

>reading the news archives
>he's so fucking hyped to pause the comic and get started on the game
>talks about how he's writing constantly in order to get all the groundwork down so that actual production can start on his ideas
>months pass
>news posts get infrequent, terse in tone, minimal jokery and basically just stating the facts
>no further news of hiveswap from the hussie's mouth
>it all got relegated to backer updates
>some rando on twitter now bragging about how cool the shit they're writing for hiveswap is

where did it all go

don't wake her

Bitch don't tell me what to do.

maybe his computer caught fire
and he lost all of the hard work he put into hiveswap

somebody put her down before she causes trouble

looks like a sex doll

TIME FOR BREAKFAST

I honestly think there was some depression phase in all the hiatusing, where nothing was being done at all. And that Hussie isn't over it, he barely brings about the end of Homestuck as quickly as he can just to get the weight off his shoulders.

Gotcha covered mi amigo.

Wait, there is a full image? Google gives nothing.

crisis averted

This meme is to surreal for me

>I honestly think there was some depression phase in all the hiatusing
Well, his father died.

What if BirdStuck

Karkat is the Kiwi
Equius is a Andean Condor
Feferi is an albatross
Eridan is a Seagull
Gamzee is a bird of paradise


i cant think of any others.
help.

How mad would Aradia be if she found out she drowned a just death?

Dave is a crow
Dirk is a sea gull
John is a blue jay
Rose is a raven

Well that was bewildering.

john is an eagle

>google joey claire
>go to videos
>third result is porn
Why

I don't see any porn. Google has personalized search results, you know. If you see porn, it's probably because you keep googling for porn.

this

someone wants to play with their "joey" a little TOO much

hey

its

joey

Nepeta - Owl
Tavros - Kakapo
Terezi - Kookaburra
Sollux - Scissor-tailed Flycatcher
Kanaya - Weaverbird

Caliborn - Cassowary

Oh my god
If I was piss drunk reading this I would have sobered up in a millisecond

i think im going to love the new meme queen

i love fuchsias
i love black girls
i love memes

Open an incognito tab and go the videos tab, and you'll see it for yourself

I think Roxy might be a bird of paradise?

smuppets are for lewd

did dirk ever put one up his ass? y/n

But I thought eagles were supposed to represent freedom?

eagles have nothing to do with freedom

having alot of his money stolen probably murdered a part of his soul

y

you'd think their probosci would be too soft but they just wiggle right on up there

people who say n completely miss the joke and probably had no clue about Bro's blatant homosexuality

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Post 'em

if theyre too soft he could probably just use two

anyone got some good davejade fics?

Did Bro invent smuppets? I can't think of any other reason for their existence.

Nah bro buys them, and all the sales that smuppets get are from Bro

>Kanaya sees Rose's cooch for the first time
>Completely aroused and cannot focus on anything now
>Rose is too flustered to do anything either
>Finally get to derse where they fight condy
>While they are waiting Kanaya finally musters up the courage to slap Rose's fat ass and starts to grope her into submission
>start banging like animals in the hallway

im gay

>No way to ship dirk x smuppet
Absolutely disgusting

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I ask for steak and you bring me chicken

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The best two dudebro

did people seriously not think he was gay
it was always pretty blatant and makes dave look like a real dumbass for thinking otherwise
a thing he specifically admitted to being for

same lets make out

youre welcome

Daily reminder that Vriska did nothing wrong and that she is the best character in Homestuck.

R8

i agree but if i say it in public ill get executed

>Dirk not redconnected with arquius
otherwise it's pretty good and prob what will end up happening anyways

i have created this official tier list of characters

if you do not see your favorite character do not be alarmed

it just means they werent important enough for the list
not necessarily a bad character

from last thread

There we go.

>Aradia at the top
Off to a good start
>Condie at the bottom
Fucking dropped

I think Jane and Karkat would work well together. I can't think of a single reason as to why, but I feel they'd at least have s mutual respect for each other.

that is as high as you can get without being a ram

It's because Jane's a straight shooter. Her main flaw is that she isn't assertive enough.

Basically it would be a mirror of Karkat and Kanaya's relationship

Who beats who?

It all ends in sex, doesn't it?

they only need one whip

>terezi vs johns
gangbang
>serkets vs vantases
gang8ang
>equius vs aradias
gangbang
>dave vs everyone else
going to have to say gangbang

heres mine

The John's obliterate terezi. God tier John being the main DPS mangrit hitter while the rest of the weenie johns provide support.

While immunity to MC would certainly make the vantas squad resist, they'd all ultimately lose, you can't against the spiderbitch trio besides midnfang would totally try to attempt sex with them

There is not a single trace of Equius left. It's all absolutely immolated by sex

Dave doesn't even resist it

>davekat

cry me a river

Where's the copping? How does one make a Homestuck image so perfectly for copping a little feel and then bail at the last moment?

nice aradiass

>not the cronus/kankri or tavros/vriska

>tavros/vriska
im a femdomfag and it gave me a boner and i 100% fully admit this

>cronus/kankri
theyre both shit and are even shitter together because they both encourage their shittiness. its great

>Kanaya sees Rose's cooch for the first time

The only way this could possibly be true is if they'd been fucking with the lights off for the three years prior, which given that Kanaya glows in the dark is impossible

Either that or Vriska cock blocked them every time

I thought I had all piece of wildparsnip's in a dedicated folder.

Man, I really should get to organize this mess.

It took them years to even kiss.

...

Rose is pure! PURE!

Terezi wins

Orgy

Equius dies

Dave dies

In the original timeline, maybe. In the retcon she didn't hesitate to jump on Kanaya's bulge

Pure sex

Why would that change

may8e the 8est character got sick of them 8eating around the 8ush 8nd got them to 8ang

ROSE PURE

if anything vriska cockblocked them because she got a crush on kanaya during the showdown

Beautiful.

Rose had enough holes for 8oth of them

how long do you think it took for vriska and terezi to become moirails

Vriska: Enter

i haven't been in a homestuck thread since hsg got shut down. where the hell is the eriposting? am i on tumblr or something? post best boy, who was OUR GUY.

This mess is entirely 100% your fault and responsibility. There was some accidental and intentional cockblocking and it happened and it's there. We can't fix it.

>go to wiki to read something
>go to dave's page
>relationships
>karkat: implied relationship
who writes this garbage

Vriska shoved her huge futa dick through her mouth

Did you mean to post the starting image or what
I don't know if you're trying to start a game here.