Just walked out of Alien Covenant after enduring 45 minutes of it AMA

Just walked out of Alien Covenant after enduring 45 minutes of it AMA

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Told you it was shit, fag.

whats the last for digits of your social?

Did you pass the second penis exam?

I should have listened.

No I bought extra crab legs for the free waiver.

Did you shoot the theatre?

>after enduring 45 minutes

You missed a lot, pleb.

Turn on CNN

Did it get better or something?

What was the final straw?

>calls someone else a pleb while defending ultra-hack Ridley Scott

Lucky. I'm still barred from my kinokomplex for another 30 days

no

The Walter/David interactions were worth the price of admission.

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The black woman pulling the knife on the baby alien (that was still dazed from being born) and just cowering in the corner holding it out instead of stabbing the fucker. Then the woman closing the door on her foot, breaking her foot, shooting a shotgun 6 times at the alien point blank but missing, then hitting the explosives and getting lit on fire. It went from boring to cringe supreme in 10 seconds.

Why does he wear the hat?

>just cowering in the corner holding it out instead of stabbing the fucker

>fat neckbeard wants to play at being and IDF commando

Never post in my thread again unless you have something to contribute. I don't go watch escapist sci do just to watch trained fighters act like dumb pussies because the director is a hack.

>Never post in my thread again

Here again. What happens next, tough guy?

Neither of those characters were trained soldiers retardo one was an ecologist and the other a pilot

Who cares it was still shit.

Do it one more time and see what happens tough guy

Did you try not to suck any cock on your way through the parking lot?

Sounds salty, bro...better back off.

Do conspiracy theorists run that shit?
WHITE POWER MY DUDES

I'm mad as hell now. Be careful

My favorite song by Drake is when he raps about White supremacy n shiet

>hand gesture meant to signal 'O', and 'K', exaggerated to signal 'P', and 'W' when the former makes more sense

This is exactly what ufologists do with everything Nasa churns out.

WELCOME 2 REALITY

so all scuba divers are white supremacist then?

I swear people are trying too hard to be stupid.

FUCK YOU

Now I'm watching Guardians to wash the taste of Alien out. Fuck ya'll for memeing me into watching Alien

Check out this dumbass.

Have you record it?