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Reading about this lad whose mam works for this right posh family and their dad is paying for his studies. Anyway posh family's younger daughter has a crush on him. He propositions the older daughter. Some biscuit magnate comes to their house and bum nonces a young girl who's staying with them. Younger daughter says it was our lad because she's jelly. But it couldn't have been him because he was doing the sex with her older sister at the time of the noncing. He goes to prison. Posh bird waits for him and becomes a nurse. He's released to go fight in the war. Younger posh bird tries to make up for what she did and also becomes a nurse. You think our lad and posh bird get together but then at the end you find out he died at Dunkirk and posh bird was drowned when she was sleeping in Balham tube station when it was bombed and a massive water tank ruptured. They never got together. Younger girl became a famous author and wrote about it.

Literal tears running down my face desu.

ah good ol' benjamin richard "yahtzee" croshaw

me

big rab got cucked by whacky, zany bruce

going to start making baseless accusations against people who look different to me and then back up my claims with Sup Forums memes

charthage must be destroyed

me in a past life

ah yes, the new trilogy

Hooting

Is that a lecture hall? Why is nobody paying attention?

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tune~

What do you think of the diversity barriers going up on are streets?

because it's a lecture hall

Tesco chicken tikka massala for one for dinner. It includes an onion bahji and bombay potatos too. cheeky bonus

What about you?

wtf is wrong with ur man on the right

women are absolutely not worth in in my opinion. I life alone in quiet contemplation, expanding my knowledge of the universe is far better than anything they can offer

fuck whitey yo

nice one mate, hope it works out well for you

a clue: there is a black feller in attendance

pay attention to the racial make up of that photo

It's Gordon Freeman

anyone watching the last jedi tomorrow?

how do i get a japanese gf

though he looked familiar, anyone care to redpill me on him?

he's upset that his most famous role has been turned into an anime caricature

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Stopped by the chippie on the way home frmo toil lads

give me an anglo gf

sounds peng

sweden doesn't have good ready meals

order one from jlist

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>watching it on the first day

Why yes I DO want to pay extortionate prices and sit in a screen that is absolutely fucking packed

fuckin hell that was a swift dodge lol he moves somewhat like a cat

>women are absolutely not worth in in my opinion. I life alone in quiet contemplation, expanding my knowledge of the universe is far better than anything they can offer

VERY glad i'm not one of your neurons

1st step: go to japan

1st step: go to Angleland

unironically a very powerful image

>there's arabic writing on them

somebody did this for a joke, right?

but its not packed, they show you which seats are free and and which are taken, was only 8 other people and it was like that for tfa

and besides its not like america where people clap during films youtube.com/watch?v=7nqF5yTy3mY

oh god what

my pussy feel like a leg

I know yeah my brother lives there. You do have a fantastic range of Delis and deli food though.

daaaaayum gurl got cake ;b

its edited mate

they clap here in london lmao but only usually a few people in a very busy audience after a very good film

theyre shopped on you grug

They clap when they make it all the way through a film without getting shot

from where the villa and blues play
the burgers and johnsons

never reply to me again you uncouth bacterium

NEVER reply to me again

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What did they mean by this

Other side of the noose.

Anyone ever get any sudden, crushing pangs of loneliness out of the blue? You suddenly realise how pathetic you are and nearly everyone your age has a boyfriend/girlfriend and you spend most of your time alone. You also think how nice it would be to spend time with someone you really get on with and be able to talk to about anything?

No? Me neither haha

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love the moist irish poster he's a good lad

>MPs will get a meaningful vote on the final Brexit deal in a major defeat for May's government
Hahaha

yeah they painted the lampost too
fucking spacker

strong and stable

windy and rainy lads
love it

>Baby hold me closer
>In the backseat of your rover
>That I know you cant afford
>Like that tattoo on your shoulder

These four sentences infuriate me like no other, when I hear this in public I go rabid and start foaming at the mouth, snarling and growling at passerbys

It's over lads, brexit is cancelled

when i voted leave i thought we were going to have someone competent leading us, last time im optimistic about something

mum doesn't want to see star wars just like me

dont know what this means

I'm in the toilets at the pub and some lad in the next stall just tried to do the old flush-and-piss to mask the sound of him going but didn't plan on the flush being so quick so he's literally stood there until he could do it again.

Only snow and thunderstorms are comfier.
Happy for you.

aren't MPs just glorified tarquins? what makes them more educated / better suited to vote on brexit than your average /brit/ poster?

incredibly tired and depressed

QUESTION!!:

You are given a choice to live in one of the following for 2 weeks:

a) A dream world

you are completely lucid but have no control over the dream

or

b) Simulated world

not random and controlled by someone but this person could be anyone

fuck all

thanks
might open both windows to get some wind inside while i cover myself with a blanket

watching alex jones argue with an amazon echo was the highlight of my day

I voted to leave.
I would be honestly interested to see what happens if it does end up being cancelled. I don't think there's anything that could further divide the country. Can you imagine how much tensions will rise when leave voters get really angry and remainers rub their face in it?

I personally would sit back and watch the outcry.

he's a British/Australian/American games critic that does quick and comedic 5 minute videos for the Escapist.
He also published a few novels.

youtube.com/watch?v=SrKlyYSGuAU

He's bent.
Watch your arse.

brexit could have been good with a brexiteer leader

DAH WAZ SO COOOOOL

knew a lad into cuck porn
was so sad knowing that he had a degenerate fetish making him unable to know the joys of raising his own kids

>when rorke defends the white supremacist

ahhhhhhhh yes

das it mane

still recoiling from the latest varg

The left is having an absolute ball today lmao

Love Femdom
Hate cuckolding

Well now I'm just jealous.
It's mid-60's and sunny here.
Haven't had a reason to start a fire in like two weeks.

>MPs get final say on Brexit deal

its over rorke

obsessed

gf just sent me this

>is a (British) video games reviewer
>is married to a fat American woman with glasses and a pink bowl cut

really not suprising he lost considering he was accused of rape by a teenager

Dream 2bh

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the state of the british government

she was actualy somehwt qt before all the horrid surgery

wh*te m*n are dead
bury them

Saw the highschool crush walking the dogs
It's been 10 long years
That's it for today's blog, tune in tomorrow

yeah its fucking tragic

whom is black
i don't get it

it's shopped. she's an iranian social media celbrity and this was done to get her more attention. worked since now I fucking know about her.

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