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bumpu

riiiii

>5 second difference

was still first because

because what?

reasons

you wanted to beat me?

Good morning lads.

no...
unless you like such things

morning mate

Cocks...

Good morning lads, I'm feeling like a lazybones, I went to bed at 6pm last night and just got up now

rise and shine laddy

w-why are you on top of my like that?

He wanna stab you with his dagger

woa dont say such things.

j..just wanted to say good morning in a appropriate manner desu

Hmmm are you sure it's not you doing the stabbing?
Oh right, thanks for wishing me a goof morning

tfw no liechsissies to wake you up while sitting on top of you
aaaa

You want me to stab you?

Hello everyone :3

wake up now!

stop talking about stabbing desu

Ok ok just don't stab me over this jeez

Ohayou! Sissi-chan!

Hello!!

Watching NEW GAME now. Pantsu girl is the best.

Maybe with your meat dagger

how are you today?

Idk if I'll fall asleep or if I should stay awake until at least noon but it's six here and I haven't slept

Hey, how's going?
I'm finally in holliday :)

エルモンストルオー…

Do you wear with proud your new watch?
:^)

Hi

JUST STOPPING BY TO SAY HI BEFORE I GO TO WORK
I finished the series last week. I miss it already desu and I wanna snuggle Hifumi.
HELLO!

Back to terminating bank accounts :3

>wearing a highschooler watch with pride
Ha-ha!

Hifumi is cute, but I don't like how shy she is...

My favourite champion

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I want to SMELL her pantsu!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

She's underage
Y-you pedo >_

NO she isn't, she's twenty-five!

I thought she was half aussie,
but she is half-br*T...
Friendship ended with Karen!
Now aya is my best friend

YOKO is best girl

Wait, did you think was Karen?

what did you jus say about me?

Yes

That's not how you spell Aya

That's PANTSU GIRL from New Game! Not Karen.

Hochschuler....

Aya is cute! But she's too docile.

Regardless, kiniro girls are not for waifuing! They're for hugging and taking good care of.

Did you guys play her(his) game?

No, what game is this?

Do NOT bully people for appearing to be highschoolers, if you continue we will have a problem
Yeah sure, tell that to my wife Aya.

TAKING ANOTHER “break”
AAAAH I LOVE THE SHOW SO MUCH
YOURE GONNA LOVE IT AS WELL DESU AAAAAH
She’s gonna be my gf one day desu. Also Ayaya and Yoko relationship is adorable.
This show makes me sad that I couldn’t have a childhood like these cuties.

What are you on about?

I prefer shows in which the girls are more lewd...

Hmmm...

Could you, perchance, be a 5'2" middle schooler who really wants to grow up quick so he can attend high school?

High school was cool! You'll enjoy it.

watch your mouth kiddo .

go tell him champ

Der Liechtensteiner Hochschuler... er ist doch nur ein Kind.

Zelda BotW
It's pretty famous

Never played Zählde, might try it one day.

Do you have any gaming consoles?

bin kein kind mehr und hör auf deutsch zu reden
klingt kantig.

Stop speaking kraut desu

Hmmm...

Do you want to fucking die
I only Zelda I've played is the Minish Cap on GBA, I liked it, are there any other top down Zelda games?

Nope, I only play on emulators.

Das Kind...

Ayaya is a good choice for a wife desu :3
New Game can get pretty lewd at times desu :3
OwO whats this German?

I'm a ninja. Try to catch me~~

Bet middle school P.E. isn't good enough for that~

German!

I mean VERY lewd girls who are very proactive and cunning in bed...
Like myself! Or my gf, who is a dark mage.

>are there any other top down Zelda games?
I'm not familiar with this expression, but implying tou are referring to 2d Zelda games, I say A Link to the Past is my favourite :3 I liked minish cap too

Sounds l-lewd desu.

>I only play on emulators.

Consoles are for people with too much money desu

Gonna go back to work now. Stay cute!

>whats this German
dont ask....

>ninja
pic related

But I have consoles and I am not rich
Maybe in Singapore they are overpriced

Stop this right now! I am not middleschooler!!!
Yep you got it, I just had a quick look at Link to the Past and it looks cool, maybe I'll try it out sometime
Surely an old GBA SP isn't gonna set you back much

What do you do when this song is stuck in your head:

>A is for Allah, nothing but Allah
>B is for the beginning of Bismillah
>T is for Taqwa, bewearing of Allah
>and Th is for Thanna, the reward.

See yah

Bye~~!

im a cute 2D ninja girl

I'm just frugal

>J is for Jannah, the Garden of Paradise!
>H is for Hajj, the blessed Pilgrimage~
>Kh is for Khatem, the seal of the prophethood!
>and M is for the prophet, Muhammad...!!

Right now in my mind I play the OST of minish cap thank you for this nostalgia attack

>F is for friends that do stuff together
>U is you you and me
>N is for anywhere and anytime at all

Down here in the deep blue sea

All-a-a-a-h, there is only one god!
And Muhammed is his messenger!
All-a-a-a-h, la-ilaha il Allah.

Not a nasheed

Are you the same person?

this is a good general

i wanna be with you on the bottom of the see desu

I can't stop listening to nasheeds!

What if I join ISIS?

Y-yes

STOP RIGHT THERE

OCEAN MAN
TAKE ME BY THE HAND
LEAD ME TO THE LAND
THAT YOU UNDERSTAND

Kuffar...

...

hes just fisching for (you)'s again

What about lolis that are also boats?

*joins the Caliphate*

Inshallah! I will spread Islam and unite the world with the help of kisses, cuddling, and lewdness!

(me in the middle, Caliph Ali on the right, and Caliph Abu Bakr on the left! This is how we'll solve the Sunni-Shiite divide...)

Is this, yet again, his new persona?

Are you referring to someone in particular?

i guess

Persona? What persona?

For I am but the highly-esteemed Caliph al-Lewdi! And my sect allows the consumption of pleasures such as pork chops and alcohol!

It is also allowed to depict Muhammed! The only caveat is that She (He) (pbuh) MUST be drawn as a cute anime trap! For that is the image that Allah made her (him) as.

Pic related: Muhammed (on the left) and Allah enjoying a day together!

Either convert, kuffars, or spend the rest of your worthless life worshipping a deceitful g*D who probably isn't even cute.

@82992680

my stupid leg hurts

@82992768
what did he mean by this?

I have to admit that you actually made me laught so here's a (You)

¨that my leg hurts and i dont know why

More (You)s... I need them!

You cannot have enough (You)s!