I'm currently being forced to watch this shit.
Help me cope please.
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Jason Clark
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Samuel Walker
Use the time watching it to plan a trip to a nearby forest that you can cut down single handedly in the name of protesting that God awful film.
Grayson Morgan
> Implying you don't usually wear those exact same clothes
Matthew Rivera
I don't and I don't know what that'd imply.
Ryder Foster
Cmon, user. How bad can it be?
Caleb Williams
Secretly watch this: youtube.com
Jonathan Sullivan
Sounds like you need a thneed
Jackson White
Write a list of all the plotholes. The movie will be over before you finish.
Jayden Sullivan
Remember when this movie got used to sell SUVs? A++ environmental message there kiddos
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Jonathan Howard
HOW
BAD
CAN
ME
BE
Connor Stewart
This, the original cartoon makes it clear that while things are definitely getting worse, nobody is 100% correct as to how they should go about fixing it. Even if the message is AGAINST THE CORPORATIONS MAN in the end (which I don't think it is), it does it in a fair and evenhanded manner. It's just a superior overall.
Julian Wright
Whip it out give yourself a pick me up(Jack Off)
Landon Roberts
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Think about what could have been if it had been a rock opera like originally planned.
Luke Sullivan
The reason I'm being forced to watch it is the worst part.
I'm an assistant at a school and they're showing this to the high schoolers who I'm keeping an eye on. There's one retarded fat guy who keeps laughing from the back and one kid who clearly hates it and is reading a book from his phone. The rest are watching it and seemingly enjoying it.
Gavin Gomez
>one kid who clearly hates it and is reading a book from his phone
At least some kids have taste.
Elijah Davis
You should get the class to dine on the fat kid.
Landon Brown
For a movie that's against commercialism they sure did a lot of selling out.
Parker Butler
>*guitar riff*
>Yeah, good! Right!
>kek
>*guitar solo*
>How go-o-o-od can it be? It is bad in reality!
>How go-o-o-od can it be? It isn't a good movie!
>How go-o-o-od can it be? The earnings were kinda good actually!
>How go-o-o-od can it be? How good can this shitty movie be?
>Well, there's a principle of the theater (Principle of the theater!)
>That almost every person wants. It's called movie critics! (Movie critics!)
>Check it, this is how it goes!
>The movie that wins goes good in matinee night!
>And the movie that doesn't? Well, the movie that doesn't will have money that will c-c-c-c-crunch! (Scrunch, scrunch, scrunch, scrunch, scrunch!)
>I'm just saying!
Cut me some slack. I wrote this for a half-hour while cringing at the music.
Ethan Hall
Use a wand to make yourself into a teenage tumblr girl, then you'll love the movie.
Michael Hernandez
They cut the one good song in the movie.
Evan Lewis
how bad me be
Andrew Ortiz
Give 'em credit, Once-ler is a guy I'd shag all the way to the bank.