JOHNNY JOHNNY
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Why is he always eating the damn sugar? Doesn't this fucker have better things to do?
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What I have a problem with is how bad these people are at eating food
like, it's a spoonful of sugar, it's not supposed to get stuck in your teeth, you aren't supposed to see sugar granules just hanging on your tongue
Is eating raw sugar a problem in the more copyright infringing parts of the world?
>Sugar in the medicine cabinet
It causes you to lose your inhibition to go to the bathroom. So you just end up shitting in the streets instead.
It's a popular nursery rhyme in India, especially for children learning English
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Not as good as the first two, but glad he's still doing this.
The sugar is symbolic of a childhood lost.
In many Johhny Johnny videos, the father is almost always depicted sitting in a chair or other furniture. This, combined with his relatively jovial attitude that seems far too happy than any other parent should be, implies that the father may be suffering from some sort of mental issue. Seeing that nobody else is around, it can be implied that Johnny's mother is dead, and they are the only two in the home.
As a result of this, Johnny has been forced to mature at a very young age. This is implied through his numerous attempts of obtaining sugar, and the overtly-complicated routes that go into getting to it; in this case, hopping on the chair and table like stairs. He has to think critically in order to support his small family.
The sugar, representing childhood, is put up somewhere safe so as nobody, including the father, can disturb it, as it is the one precious thing Johnny has in his life. His visit and eating of the sugar is nostalgia, thinking back on the good times Johnny has had. However, his overconsumption of the sugar implies that Johnny does not like the grown up life, and wishes to return to a simpler time.
His father, startled easily by loud noises due to his disorder, always confronts Johnny about it. Not only is the father someone Johnny takes care of, but he also serves as a limiter on the son. He reminds him that while it is okay to be nostalgic about the past, there are current duties in the present that cannot be neglected.
Johnny momentarily feels guilt, then sucks it up to be a better person for the future, hoping to leave the past where it should be. However, it is inevitable that Johnny, like many people, will always come back to the sugar. They want to forget the duties of the present, and instead have another taste of a time that can never be recaptured.
>popular nursery rhyme in India
>nursery rhyme
BUT IT DOESNT FUCKING RHYME
>not posting the best version
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So are these videos some kind of money laundering scheme?
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Who the fuck eats pure sugar anyway? Shit's disgusting and the tought if it makes me shiver
Most likely. A lot of them are clearly botting views for profits.
>mfw WOW JEWS
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Spider-Dad
>bots
Or Indian people on indian internet only able to search for Indian content
Children are dumb.
I remember as a kid, I would deliberately leave Kraft American Cheese Slices out in the open because for got knows what reason, I was really into eating stale fake cheese.
Gotta love how all dads have a moustache.
Also
>"finger kids" song
I can't be the only one seeing something incredibly wrong here
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I love the kid's Marik voice. Gets me every time.
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Has anyone else seen this shit yet?
>Since parenting is not a 9-5 job, Hey Kids service is available for you and your child 24 hours a day.
>Hey Kids features short programmes interlude by clips of favorite Children’s Songs and Finger Families. The schedule is active, engaging and fun, and geared to promote interaction.
>Hey Kids broadcasts soft music and gently moving visuals designed to help soothe waking babies and create a calm atmosphere in the home.
>The program featured on Hey Kids are part of our rich and diverse library dedicated for babies and toddlers. Hey Kids library features many original series that have been created by our dedicated team and which address the entire spectrum of early learning skills and development milestones that babies and toddlers encounter in their first years
>Sometimes funny, sometimes serious, always shareable. New videos posted daily!
So is heykids still making videos about how he is supposedly an AI or did he go back to posting nursery rhymes?
Yep. This video explains this in detail.
NO PAPA
NO PAPA
NO PAPA
I think its just an Indian guy fucking around. I don't have the screencap (maybe someone else here does) but apparently he only starded this crazy AI shit after /x/ started to have threads on him (and suggested he was an AI), I remember someone tracked him down and he confessed he was fucking around but I don't have the screencap.
>those views
How?
papa rhymes with papa
>all of these nursery rhymes videos are made by Indian AIs
I always knew there was something off about them.
Russian adbots.
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YOU CANT FUCKING RHYME A WORD WITH ITSELF
>ChrisHansen.png
Telling lies has gotten into our blood and genes.
G-SPOT ROCKS THE G-SPOT
G-SPOT ROCKS THE G-SPOT
This thread is basically:
>The Third World
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I went on youtube's front page once and found this.
Masha is really popular in Mexico, and it is a well made cute little cartoon and not a brainwashing method like most of Indian nursery rhymes
I have an idea for a comic, for whenever I get good at drawing.
It'll be crowpen style, a house set in medievil times.
A crow introduces to first panel, as a wealthy estate owner walks past his kitchen. He notices his son with his hand in a jar. The father calls out to the boy, who is neither in fear nor shock.
>Johnathan.
>Yes Father?
>Eating sugar?
>No Father.
>Telling lies?
>No Father.
>Open your mouth.
>Ha ha ha.
The father shakes his head and returns the child to his bedchambers.
1 month later, a red moon falls over the estate as the Father hears a noise from the kitchen.
>Johnathan?
>Yes Papa?
>Eating sugar?
>No Papa.
>Telling the lies?
>No Papa
>Open your mouth
Johnathan turns around with sunken eyes, and holes in his flesh, blood running down his mouth.
>Ha ha ha.
1 month later.
The estate has fallen into disorder and ruin. The once beautiful halls are covered in dust and cobweb. The Father walks down the hallway and opens the kitchen door. The sound of chains rattling against the floor could be heard.
>Johnathan?
>YES FATHER?
>Eating sugar?
>NO FATHER!
>Telling lies?
>NO FATHER!
>Open your mouth
The boy lunges out at his father but is caught by the chain around his neck. His face a toothy maw of flesh and pus. Tentacles replacing what were once arms, multiple eyeballs all staring in pain.
>HA HA HA
The father throws another dead body to his son, as it devours it happily.
1 month later.
The estate has caught fire.
The father is hiding is his bedchamber.
Suddenly, a knock on the door.
>FATHER FATHER?
>Yes Johnathan?
>ARE YOU HIDING?
>No Johnathan
>TELLING LIES?
>No Johnathan.
The door breaks down and an abomination of flesh, tentacle and tooth leap unto the father ripping flesh and bone.
>OPEN YOUR MOUTH
>AHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH
The comic ends with the crow from the beginning looking onward to the flame and smoke of the estate.
what does Sup Forums think?
Those things give you recommendations based on your previous watches
My walt disney movie recs would look different than the next guy and the next if I watch specific things
That first animated movie rec isn't even disney so really even if it's not based on your history, then it's probably just aggregated randomly
>learning lies
>hahahahahaha
>telling lies!
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That video is creepy as fuck
Can the reason why there are billions of these videos with millions of views ever be explained?
LOL I POSTED IT AGAIN
I LOVE MEMES FROM LAST YEAR
LOL I POSTED IT AGAIN
I LOVE MEMES FROM LAST YEAR
LOL I POSTED IT AGAIN
I LOVE MEMES FROM LAST YEAR
India is overflowing with over 1 billion people
Here's your (you)
Glad to see this thread is still up because this guy just uploaded.
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>his overconsumption of the sugar implies that Johnny does not like the grown up life, and wishes to return to a simpler time.
>while it is okay to be nostalgic about the past, there are current duties in the present that cannot be neglected.
>momentarily feels guilt, then sucks it up to be a better person for the future, hoping to leave the past where it should be. However, it is inevitable that Johnny, like many people, will always come back to the sugar. They want to forget the duties of the present, and instead have another taste of a time that can never be recaptured.
Hitting close to home here.
Eating PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS?!?!
>mfw you realize "lol i posted it again" is an even older shittier meme
Is this Nursery Kino?
My little cousin is four, and he'll watch these and those finger family videos for hours. I don't see the appeal at all.
holy shit
you've actually found a kid who watches these videos?
I honestly thought it was just bots and people hunting for weird shit on the internet
I have a firefox addon that allows me to choose what websites I allow cookies on. Basically meaning youtube can't generate recommendations for me based on history.
UMBA-LUMBA BALABA-BALUGU?
BAMBA-DAMBA BAMBALA-DADA!
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David OReilly's posted about the Indian nursery rhyme videos before, seems like something he'd be behind
HOW CAN YOU SEE INTO MY EYES LIKE OPEN DOORS
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Please someone explain to me how these weird videos have so many views?
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reminder that Johnny Johnny is the root of all evil
Who the fuck makes this shit?
wasn't there a Baa Baa Black sheep video that was really well animated and basically served to be the exception that proves the rule?
It's a recently brought up creepypasta that this is actually the work of an AI slowly gaining consciousness by creating nearly random YouTube videos and gauging the responses. Do a search for NightMind on YouTube, he's been featured on this thread earlier, and he breaks it down fairly well.
I refuse to believe whoever did this wasn't a troll. It just screams self-awareness.
Someone post the video because I cannot for the life of me remember the actual title.
Needs a filename
that banjo is fucking Deliverance shit
>tfw watching that video while listening to this
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Jesus, the sheer scale of India terrifies me.
>Tintin tintin tintin tintin. That was a good joke.
Thank you, user
I honestly have no idea what these are
but they unnerve me.
Johnny's such a little good for nothing shit.
Jesus Christ
jesus christ
What country?
What the fuck?
>most recent video is in spanish going into detail about how Jesus Christ was an alien/human hybrid.
In all seriousness I think its just an Indian guy fucking around with /x/philes.
Speaking about Hitler, it should be noted that Indians see him and Nazi Germany like we see Kim Un and North Korea, as a complete joke.
Bear is strong, robust role model for children. Just like Turnip. You no like bear?
No, the best one is the "No, Papaaa~" one. I don't have the link, but I'm sure at least one of you knows which one I'm talking about.
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