BIG GUY thread

only BIG countries can post here. Countrylets not allowed.

>big

Invite Greenland.

Bigger than you Luigi

Greenland belongs to Denmark and is not a country

for you

>has Algeria listed
>Not Mexico, which is about as big as Europe

t. CHI
Mexico is number 12 or 13 I think

>Mexico
>1.964 million km2

>Europe
>10.18 million km2

Yeah... about as big

CHI

>Mexico, which is about as big as Europe
Lol, sure thing buddy.

>Countrylets not allowed
Well, is this /rus/?

da

Algeria is bigger

fuck off europoors

Good morning my fellow BIG brothas.

How's it going?

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A FUCKING BOOT

I could probably buy your whole country

We have more land per capita than any of you.

I mean... if you don't count Canada and Russia hehheh

Is that a half-buried swastika in the south?

We have the most water, that's gotta count for something right?
The most timezones too.
Pls let me in.

outta my way fucking countrylets

n-no

Add Greenland, you fucking transphobe.

Um Hello!

Mongolia is cool though they can stay

lmao I was on /k/ the day they made those. Good times.

A countrylet shall be defined as one which it takes fewer than 24 hours to drive all the way across.

cry somewhere else mamas boy

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im big

So your cunt is small AND no one lives there?

I also am big

MAMMA MIA

How does it feel to know with the exception of our ally USA, you still can't defeat this island off the coast of france?

Russia and China could. Canada probably could as well if we had a military like before Pierre.

And he can take your entire continent

>Eurofaggots not welcome

>Russia and China could

LMAO'ing @ your leaf

The Canadian military is small but it is special forces-tier. In a conventional war we could still take the UK.

argentina is mostly waste land so we have actually more habitable space than them...

same case with australia desu.

You shun me because it's true.

I know we used to have one of the better armies around, but I thought it had since gone in the crapper. You think it's still up to snuff?

It sure is

Pakistan probably could, in fact they are conquering your country as we speak

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Well memed Ivan

10/10

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good content

get out small boy

Note how none of these larp countries never ever held a son colony.
Norway, UK, France.. all have sons spread across the globe. Meanwhile "big" countries clearly aren't big enough down there to spread their seeds

Kek, nice madskills

>amerimutt education

we are big

So maybe invite Denmark you tool?

>a german neet could literally buy you, your home and all your relatives

thats not "about as big as europe" lmao

no they literally could not

GET ON THE GROUND OR I WILL SHOOT YOU

Bitch i've been shot twice in time it took to make this post, you can do nothing

Dude, get a life

>american "banter"

Across, as in horizontally on the map? I think at least countries like Chile and NorGAY qualify as lanklets if it takes more than 24 hours to drive from top to bottom.

kek