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Where's the anison? edition

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Positions_on_Jerusalem
salambrowser.com/en/
phopenix.net/
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why cant you make a proper thread
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

that mkl tripfag i swear.
if hiroshimoot recruits more janny and mods i would apply and definetly permaban that faggot

>all those pro-Marcos tabloids
Absolutely disgusting

>nireyp ni kuya
what does she mean by that

Fifth for Our Rod.

good morning /asean/, what have you got planned for the day?

turn your fucking trip on
not as disgusting as your province slum faggot that voted a meme tv actress as mayor now governor

hoping for neo to climb to .0028
hoping req x5 my money by Q2 2018
eat fried noodle
go to jpj to resolve my license issue

>Vilma Santos
>meme actress

have my oc malay btw

Don't worry Mocha the bar slut and Paqcuio as dumbass brain damaged boxer will trump her next election.

Far as I know Vilma has no plans of running for a national position anytime soon. She even rejected running for Vice President last time around. Also a senator's term is six years so Pacquiao isn't even up for re-election until 2022.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ULUgKp7EbYg

walang kuya-kuya,Tuwad!!

No, I'm saying sure you can blame the district for electing her

But this time around the dutertards and marcoscucks are to blame if we elect a bar whore slut as a senetor or a dumb ass boxer as president.

>UAAP
>yellow
What is UP?

morning lads

>aljazeera.com/news/2017/12/oic-leaders-reject-trump-decision-jerusalem-171213095417995.html
>The Organisation of Islamic Cooperation (OIC) has declared East Jerusalem as the capital of Palestine, rejected the US stance as "dangerous" and called on the international community to follow in its footsteps.
>In a statement, the OIC added that the 57-member group remains committed to a "just and comprehensive peace based on the two-state solution".

So thats it? was expecting big habbening from this desu

How many countries officially recognize Jerusalem as Israel's capital in the first place? I could only think of the US (though some other countries appear to be at least sympathetic to the idea).

well dutiti won in ncr and other high density areas where dumb retards breed and vote

im not surprised if paciqooau and mocha wins

Wonder if the masses even know who Mocha is. From what I've seen, only die-hards really like her and even the moderate Duterte supporters have at best mixed views of her.

>ranged banned on Sup Forums again
For fuck's sake lads

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Positions_on_Jerusalem
Yeah, most seems to prefer the two-state solution. Not sure if any of them changed position since Trump declaration.

That Davao/ Mindanao and Cebu vote will carry her

they have the highers registered voters

doesn't matter where ther are from the Dutertard nd Marcos cucks propaganda machines is on full gear

>Marcos
Pretty sure the Visayas and Mindanao hate him, though. BBM lost because Visayas voted against him and Mindanao was split (but mostly against him).

they really want you to buy Sup Forums pass

She is still a dutertard crony they can play it off as that

and the upcoming rigged recount in Mindanao
will seal the deal

we cant be indenial anymore especially with youtube tier propaganda if we were to counter them we must assume everything is viable

>and the upcoming rigged recount in Mindanao
Wait: it's the recount that's rigged, not the original count?

pengen ngentot gan

pahinge ng kantot pare

nak tembak air mani doh

Tell me about the tropical depression? why is it so sad?

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depression means low pressure you fuckin pleb

apa salah dan dosaku sayang
cinta suciku kau buang-buang
lihat jurus yang kan kuberikan
jarang menang jarang menang

sigh olahraga gembel

apalagi perpool baka.

Pengen ngentot gan

Rate the Honda S2000.

I hope the weather feels better tomorrow

>go to jpj to resolve my license issue
Pay your speeding fines, goy.

To that malaysian guy who wants to buy ninja 250, i found at 2014 ninja 250 (FI, LCD display) only for rm9900 (not otr price). Already check, no problem with the bike only need to topup the engine oil and fuel.

i admit it
i was caught speeding by aes and had to fork out rm 450 for speeding at 3 location all at same day

Time to stock up on porn :^)

What?
We're not affected by net neutrality, aren't we?

it's probably a good idea regardless, living in a muslim-governed cuntry

He needs to install a syariah compliant web browser
salambrowser.com/en/

Non-halal sites have been blocked since forever.
Net neutrality is different
With no net neutrality, you can only open websites that are included on package that you bought, much like tv cable channels.

I don't think this has to do with net neutrality. But ways to circumvent blocks will inevitably be locked down

No way they'll block vpn services.
Not even China can do it completely.

I don't think net neutrality is even a thing here, at least when it comes to data plans.

>tfw mr. lim is on vacation until january

it means i could procrastinate for two weeks
recommend me a good gaming mouse.

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How do I quit my job?

Erap, the Famine: Highest local unemployment rate
GMA, the Conquest: start of Chinese Invasion
Duterte, the War: Tokhang
Marcos, the Death: Martial Law

I need gf who enjoy watching pirated tv series or movies at night while cuddling without saying anything. All the girls who are into me are very loud and share nothing in common with me

rope and duct tape can solve all your problem, fren.

silent gf are very hard because lots of guy want social gf and girl become socialite to have bf

best chance to go to chess club, book club, etc

are you cutie?
rec : my cock
if not
g302

I like pie.
Does /asean/ like pie?

this storm got me cold,wish I had something warm

you're lucky someone is interested in you user
no one is into me

does pineapple tart counts?

using gmail

how big is your collection?
usually people just watch the same 5-10 vids

ok

used to have over 100 1GB each vid porn

>believing reddit headcanon

>rope and duct tape can solve all your problem, fren.
and chloroform kata nenek moyang don't ever forget chloroform

WWWWWITNESS ME...............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Microsoft Intellimouse

Yes. I like creampie.

minions abis ini maen bre

Taiga is cute.

My /gif/ folder is about 5gb and I shuffle it using mpv.

Am I dreaming? Surely this cannot last.

Long story about that one.

phopenix.net/

This exists to basically facilitate net neutrality in the Philippines by allowing ISPs to freely peer with each other. For the longest time Globe and all the smaller ISPs agreed to use it. PLDT/Smart refused to join. This meant connections from a PLDT user to a Globe user would be routed through another fucking country. I routinely cite this bullshit as an example for why my country (The US) should have government mandated net neutrality. This 3rd world bullshit has no place in a developed country.

Anyway after many years Globe and PLDT finally came up with a peering agreement. Everyone else is still fucked though. That puts another chink in the chain of the Chinese internet idea too if you think about it. I doubt Globe and PLDT will play nice with them.

HAH

i would pay to see jew vs chink

>A race that is so obsessed with money
vs
>A race that is so obsessed with money

Whoah,

Chinks win, jews couldn't even protect their jet engines from them.
military.com/defensetech/2012/12/07/f-16-engines-stolen-from-israeli-base-again
>June 2011, the IDF reported the loss of eight F-15 and F-16 fighter engines from a base at Tel Nof near Jerusalem
Must be chink super hackers at work

Video and Pic

What is secret to cook decent mie dok dok? mine always taste like puke.

tangan bekas cebok sama keringet abang-abangnya

PLDT connection too slow, it's pissing me off. Getting dialup-like speeds now.

Now you know what every night is like for me here. But somehow someway I have a 10mbit 4g connection from Smart today. I was even able to stream live TV without buffering.

Oddly, my speedtest says that my internet speed is 3 mbps, but it does not seem like it.

Did you try using other servers? Especially foreign ones. Routing could be fucked to other places.

Google says my download speed is 0.20 mbps and my upload speed is 0.48 mbps. Fast.com says my download speed is 2.8 mbps.

Yeah you are probably doing fine when connecting to CDNs with local nodes. Something is wrong with the routing to at least some, maybe all, outside ones.

Sup Forums actually has decent speeds, but video sites and Facebook seem painfully slow.

Sup Forums uses cloudflare, it should be decent usually. Facebook I'm not so sure if they have any local nodes for their CDN. Youtube does but what plagues it here is the way they cache the most popular videos for your country. If you want to watch a video of Vice Ganda highlights I bet it will load nice and snappy. On the other hand if you are like me and click through obscure Italian prog rock records through the 70s it will buffer like hell.

It might help if you can use a VPN for a nearby Asian country. Hong Kong, Singapore, etc...

What I don't like is that sometimes a Dutdut or Marcos video shows up on my recommendations, even when the video I'm watching has nothing to do with politics. If it's not politics it's celebrities like Vice Ganda or Pia, among others.

Yeah the Youtube algorithm can be dickish sometimes. Even when you click "I am not interested in this video" it keeps fucking showing it to you. They run that site like it's Sup Forums which is pretty terrifying. It's not just the lack of rules but the lack of care from the people operating it.

Are you sure you're not disabling caches and cookies? Because that uses cookies to track your activity.

I watch incognito so cookies can't be the reason.

aku pingin coli

Pies are delicious.

should I go to korea or the fillipines?

I-I can't commit
Usually I'll have like 100-200 videos and about 300-500 pics but then out of the blue I get bored I delete my porn folder and the cycle continues.
>Download
>Watch
>Delete
>Repeat
Wasting money lah but I can't help it