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*drools into a puddle of my own cum* edition

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pretty gud

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weird face

won't have sex with some dumb roastie who isn't a virgin

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Love freckles me

face like a slapped arse

genuinely ugly what the fuck is wrong with you

sue

babestation

this but unironically

>won't have sex with some dumb roastie who isn't a virgin
this to be honest, but u need to become a """nonce""

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imagine kissing a girl where loads of dicks have cum

This girl has a willy, lad.

>Last night about 10pm I was walking into Camden Town tube. I had a bag of shopping and my rucksack on my back. I went for the wider opening gate. As I did a teenager girl followed up close behind me. I'm sure she was trying to follow me through the gate without paying.

>As I've had something lifted from my rucksack before I'm very wary of people being close behind me. So I paused and turned to look behind me. As I did my elbow or hand hit her chest.

>She went absolutely mental. Totally feral.

>She started screaming and pushing me, shouting 'why are you touching me, you don't touch me right.' She was screaming, you're a paedo, you're a paedo. She had her face covered up with a scarf but I could see she was white. A group of black dudes were walking towards the escalator and she starts screaming 'This white c*nt touched me up, he's a paedo. He's a paedo.'

>Now I'm in the middle of a busy station with a girl pointing and screaming at me that I'm a paedo. Despite living in London for years, I was honestly dumbfounded by it. I was mortified. The station staff didn't do a thing.

>Then she shouts 'I'm going to push him down the escalator'

>One of the black guys gets between me and her and says 'Just keep walking big man' Meanwhile she's fighting to get at me on the escalator, screaming whatever awful shit she can think of and swinging kicks at me, all the time keeping her face covered up by holding her scarf with one hand. It was bizarre.

>As a grown man with quite a lot of MMA experience I can look after myself, but I was just not able to process what was happening.

>Still a bit shaken by it today actually.


THE LONDON EXPERIENCE

>black lass from grenfell tower on bbc news
>bitching about how the residents in that area are portrayed
>starts claiming they're architects and engineers
>claims no one really cares about them cos they're a bunch of foreigners
>"hurr durr we're a multicultural society, it's what makes the uk"

Fuck off, love. Any multicultural are of the UK is a fucking shithole

sorry lads bender thread is that way
*points to /cum/*

JUST

Planning a skiing holiday lads

literally the pengest picture ive seen in my life

we have come for the golden ass

>imagine kissing a girl where loads of dicks have cum
I know it, that's why i avoid them HAHA

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hahahaha

*contains communism in asia*

40% of the non-whites in the UK live in London

SCREAMING

That's not her

The page is just sissy shit, all the pictures are women and the avatar is another photo

what's happened to Peter Kay

i despise the irish

I hope he livestreams his suicide

trap loving freak, would genuinely cover you in piss and petrol and put a bullet through your head

tesco have a garlic bread shortage

he's having a mare

garlic bread

didn't this guy just lose a load of weight

probably know the abingdon lad
crazy

Have no sympathy for men who lose their house/kids/money in a divorce, their own fault for trusting a woman

bread... wi' garlic?

bought my aul lad tickets to his show for christmas but its cancelled now
hope hes okay x

need to put my willy in sue's mouth then have a sex wee in there without telling her it is about to happen

my uncle used to work at bolton train station
said Mr Kay kicked up a hell of a fuss when he couldn't get a first class train
what a lad

Immigrants are to blame for most of the problems in this country.

haha fucking cuck

ITS REAL

OH

MY

DAAAAYS

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

great post
t. paki

>Have no sympathy for men who lose their house/kids/money in a divorce, their own fault for trusting a woman

Hey voters do you love Luther Strange?

Then you're going to love ALABAMA MAN

ALABAMA MAN he's quick he's strong he's active

When Alabama man runs for office he loses to a democratic candidate in a deep red state


He can run for office and fuck it up it's ALABAMA MAN

I think a lot of /brit/ is genuinely autistic. With the repetitive behaviours you all engage in. It's a fairly safe assumption

Emigrants are to blame for most of the good things in this country.

>Uhh not to ruin your fun, but this girl is 16, goes to my school, and this is photoshopped. Here's the original

I think a lot of /brit/ is genuinely autistic. With the repetitive behaviours you all engage in. It's a fairly safe assumption

alri whiteknight

I'll give you some ass suction lad

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he's an alkie, going to be a big story on him in one of the Sunday papers apparently

shut up back there

I got myself tested for autism so I could try and claim bennies but they said I’m not autistic and I didn’t get my bennies

Love women
Hate bitches and hos

if repetitive behaviour is a sign of autism then every wagie in the world must have autism

shut up shes sad

go to /cum/

anyone remember this CHOON

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i dont fuqq with these thotties kmt

alri virgin

anyone here collect DLA, PIP, IS or ESA?

have a 3 inch willy lads
i'll never find love

the plan: study for several hours a day*

*does it count as studying if i'm funposting in /brit/ whilst doing it?

underated, miss the golden era of south park

What movie should I watch tonight?

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pics

>pengest
hello nigger

>The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.

>You don’t need to claim - you should get paid automatically.

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will laugh when you nervously take out your tiny wotsit dick as you fail to piss then take you cock in my mouth and rip it off with my teeth just to spit it back in your face

venezia?

i can tell by your writing style that you're a yank

ah yes, internet whiteknights get all the pussy

no, when I study I put all my electronics in another room

Ringu (1998)

the oneitis just repayed me with a kiss on the cheek and a smile for all the times i defended women on the internet lads

Incredibly depressing

40% of Muslims. Over 50% of blacks.

I really wouldn't be surprised if that were true

no.

pop music were better in my day

I'm not going to explain why you're an idiot

>tax-free

>my son is my world

The fucking state of America deary me

fat little shit

58% of blacks. 1.1mil out of 1.9mil live in London.

>there are non-toilers who are free to start watching films at ELEVEN PM on a WEDNESDAY

why not

does this actually help

roma?

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any scum gang man in?

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Trump to Send Americans to the Moon