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pretty gud
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weird face
won't have sex with some dumb roastie who isn't a virgin
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Love freckles me
face like a slapped arse
genuinely ugly what the fuck is wrong with you
sue
babestation
this but unironically
>won't have sex with some dumb roastie who isn't a virgin
this to be honest, but u need to become a """nonce""
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imagine kissing a girl where loads of dicks have cum
This girl has a willy, lad.
>Last night about 10pm I was walking into Camden Town tube. I had a bag of shopping and my rucksack on my back. I went for the wider opening gate. As I did a teenager girl followed up close behind me. I'm sure she was trying to follow me through the gate without paying.
>As I've had something lifted from my rucksack before I'm very wary of people being close behind me. So I paused and turned to look behind me. As I did my elbow or hand hit her chest.
>She went absolutely mental. Totally feral.
>She started screaming and pushing me, shouting 'why are you touching me, you don't touch me right.' She was screaming, you're a paedo, you're a paedo. She had her face covered up with a scarf but I could see she was white. A group of black dudes were walking towards the escalator and she starts screaming 'This white c*nt touched me up, he's a paedo. He's a paedo.'
>Now I'm in the middle of a busy station with a girl pointing and screaming at me that I'm a paedo. Despite living in London for years, I was honestly dumbfounded by it. I was mortified. The station staff didn't do a thing.
>Then she shouts 'I'm going to push him down the escalator'
>One of the black guys gets between me and her and says 'Just keep walking big man' Meanwhile she's fighting to get at me on the escalator, screaming whatever awful shit she can think of and swinging kicks at me, all the time keeping her face covered up by holding her scarf with one hand. It was bizarre.
>As a grown man with quite a lot of MMA experience I can look after myself, but I was just not able to process what was happening.
>Still a bit shaken by it today actually.
THE LONDON EXPERIENCE
>black lass from grenfell tower on bbc news
>bitching about how the residents in that area are portrayed
>starts claiming they're architects and engineers
>claims no one really cares about them cos they're a bunch of foreigners
>"hurr durr we're a multicultural society, it's what makes the uk"
Fuck off, love. Any multicultural are of the UK is a fucking shithole
sorry lads bender thread is that way
*points to /cum/*
JUST
Planning a skiing holiday lads
literally the pengest picture ive seen in my life
we have come for the golden ass
>imagine kissing a girl where loads of dicks have cum
I know it, that's why i avoid them HAHA
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hahahaha
*contains communism in asia*
40% of the non-whites in the UK live in London
SCREAMING
That's not her
The page is just sissy shit, all the pictures are women and the avatar is another photo
what's happened to Peter Kay
i despise the irish
I hope he livestreams his suicide
trap loving freak, would genuinely cover you in piss and petrol and put a bullet through your head
tesco have a garlic bread shortage
he's having a mare
garlic bread
didn't this guy just lose a load of weight
probably know the abingdon lad
crazy
Have no sympathy for men who lose their house/kids/money in a divorce, their own fault for trusting a woman
bread... wi' garlic?
bought my aul lad tickets to his show for christmas but its cancelled now
hope hes okay x
need to put my willy in sue's mouth then have a sex wee in there without telling her it is about to happen
my uncle used to work at bolton train station
said Mr Kay kicked up a hell of a fuss when he couldn't get a first class train
what a lad
Immigrants are to blame for most of the problems in this country.
haha fucking cuck
ITS REAL
OH
MY
DAAAAYS
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
great post
t. paki
>Have no sympathy for men who lose their house/kids/money in a divorce, their own fault for trusting a woman
Hey voters do you love Luther Strange?
Then you're going to love ALABAMA MAN
ALABAMA MAN he's quick he's strong he's active
When Alabama man runs for office he loses to a democratic candidate in a deep red state
He can run for office and fuck it up it's ALABAMA MAN
I think a lot of /brit/ is genuinely autistic. With the repetitive behaviours you all engage in. It's a fairly safe assumption
Emigrants are to blame for most of the good things in this country.
>Uhh not to ruin your fun, but this girl is 16, goes to my school, and this is photoshopped. Here's the original
I think a lot of /brit/ is genuinely autistic. With the repetitive behaviours you all engage in. It's a fairly safe assumption
alri whiteknight
I'll give you some ass suction lad
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he's an alkie, going to be a big story on him in one of the Sunday papers apparently
shut up back there
I got myself tested for autism so I could try and claim bennies but they said I’m not autistic and I didn’t get my bennies
Love women
Hate bitches and hos
if repetitive behaviour is a sign of autism then every wagie in the world must have autism
shut up shes sad
go to /cum/
anyone remember this CHOON
i dont fuqq with these thotties kmt
alri virgin
anyone here collect DLA, PIP, IS or ESA?
have a 3 inch willy lads
i'll never find love
the plan: study for several hours a day*
*does it count as studying if i'm funposting in /brit/ whilst doing it?
underated, miss the golden era of south park
What movie should I watch tonight?
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pics
>pengest
hello nigger
>The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.
>You don’t need to claim - you should get paid automatically.
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will laugh when you nervously take out your tiny wotsit dick as you fail to piss then take you cock in my mouth and rip it off with my teeth just to spit it back in your face
venezia?
i can tell by your writing style that you're a yank
ah yes, internet whiteknights get all the pussy
no, when I study I put all my electronics in another room
Ringu (1998)
the oneitis just repayed me with a kiss on the cheek and a smile for all the times i defended women on the internet lads
Incredibly depressing
40% of Muslims. Over 50% of blacks.
I really wouldn't be surprised if that were true
no.
pop music were better in my day
I'm not going to explain why you're an idiot
>tax-free
>my son is my world
The fucking state of America deary me
fat little shit
58% of blacks. 1.1mil out of 1.9mil live in London.
>there are non-toilers who are free to start watching films at ELEVEN PM on a WEDNESDAY
why not
does this actually help
roma?
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any scum gang man in?
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Trump to Send Americans to the Moon