/snl/ Saturday Night Live

Dwayne Johnson hosts.
Katy Perry is the musical guest.

>Tonight will probably be the last night for Bobby and Vanessa.

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Why do subject yourself to such trash?

>SNL season finale

So cameos by Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Bill Hader, Kristen Wiig, Fred Armisen, and Andy Samberg confirmed?

Because this has been my home board since 2008 and I don't want to leave.

Or did you mean something else?

You worthless little faggot, op. Capsbro already made a thread that we are posting in.

Now you made a duplicate thread and that's going to divide posters. I swear that you could fuck up a two car funeral.

Fucking idiot.

Nah you're new af.
We can tell.

Oh, I get it. Like when she lost.

>bobby and vanessa's final episode
fuck

So Drumpf will be impeached before next season starts?

>that new as fuck filename

hi !

SCARJO

rip leonard cohen

Why are they playing/singing this?

No Melissa McCarthy?

>SNL parodying their own sketch

cold open for the show after election was hilary doing the same thing

Because they think he's toast before next SNL season starts.

>a filename is the sole indicator of how long someone has been on Sup Forums

Stop.

Nope not ever

Its a parody of when Trump won and they had Kate as Hilary play it. Of course, at that point it was also a tribute to the guy who sang it...

>Thinking that they can get 15 republican senators to vote to remove the first republican president in 8 years

Will Daddario make a guest appearance?

>tfw no more jacob the bar mitzvah boy ever again

>drumpf

IF YA SMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

One can foresee a situation where the GOP would prefer Pence, but the Dems wouldn't, because Trump staying in could fuck over entire GOP for years.

Stagehands got a break, no crazy teardown during the credits this week

That meme is like 2 months old. How new are you again?

Ever since SNL did their touching dual tribiute to Hillary Clinton and Leonard Cohen I have loved this show again.

They need to start each episode with an appeal to the American people, urging them to do all the can to oppose that orange bastard Trump.

Cute bit, but not worth doing fifty times.

why are there two threads?

Negative comedy.

Why do watch this?

If I could see you in front of me I'd attempt murder.

>Sup Forums - Facebook

>another new file

Lurk moar newbitch.

Because the op of this thread is a butthurt little faggot.

>Inplying they don't do that every episode and for the entire hour and a half

BASED TOM

Rock/Hanks 2020

already ready to vote for them

Trump's approval ratings could literally dip into the teens, which has never happened for a president.

a rock/hanks ticket would win

daayum and hes going to let you call him a lil bitch

The original five timers club sketch for Hanks was the all time greatest monologue bit in SNL history.

why don't they spend all this star-power money on writers and make some sketches worth something

the only original ones are written by kyle and beck. their head writer is the least funny one from CollegeHumor when it was good.

he is actually going to win and his official portrait is going to have the eyebrow thing

And young Conan as the doorman

>mooney shill
get out

JUST KIDDING

isn't their head writer the Weekend Update douche?

C'MON BUZZ WE GOTTA SAVE AMERICA

guys...I can't tell if they're serious

HANKS ˢᵉᶜʳᵉᵗˢ

mmmmmmm

guys does vanessa swallow?

Looking up the RCP average approval rating now, it's just under 40% approve. While that is probably the lowest in American history, that's still a long way from the teens and a lot would need to happen to make the crazy fanatics abandon him

Timely cultural bit, and a nice knock on high maintenance women

Referring to him as "Dwayne Johnson" still seems forced to me.
He'll never not be 'The Rock' to me

Weird SNL being on when it's still light out

mad tv was better

i mean i wouldnt really know because i was watching mad tv instead of snl but i'm sure reruns of mad tv are still better than current episodes of this show

why would i watch this show its like the uncanny valley of comedy

I hope baywatch isn't too lewd...I'm seeing it with my mom...

The best is the meme of the cigarettes and whiskey.

My favorite moment was gweneth saying "I apologize to anyone that's ever whacked off to me"

It's rated R, what do you think?

So don't watch faggot

that 2020 thing is going to be joked about for eternity after the sexual abuse allegations surface

The Rock is a fictional character that Dwayne Johnson played on the hit soap opera "WWE".

I want to date Vanessa Bayer!
Also, WWE promo sketch

Don't worry, it's a modern comedy so the only nudity is gonna be dong

SOCIOPATHIC WRESTLER SKETCH

FUCK YEAH

NO NEW IDEAS

>yfw The Rock has to make up a load of bullshit about running for Prez in 2020 to get amerifats' fat asses in seats for that shitty new Baywatch movie

Zach Effron plays with a dead man's penis. This is true. Look it up.

hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/baywatch-cadaver-penis-joke-shocks-delights-cinemacon-989424

FOHTY SEBEN METAHS DOUN

Mooney is money

This is definitely worth doing again with different jokes.

Best sketch of last year

>underwear soap opera

>his angry silence is something I'll never forget

when's M$$NEY gonna be in a sketch

u missed it

IT'S YOUR BOY

MY MOONFU

>going to produce 2 presidents in a row

Based Mooney appears

I swear, I'm not actually Mooney

President Vince?

kek. SNL is absolute shit. I haven't watched this trash in over a decade

Mooney is the best actor in Hollywood

Again, I am definitely not Mooney

cu

Literally the plot to metal gear solid 2

>YOUNG BITCH

People like Kyle Mooney?
He was the worst part of that based show, Sports Show with Norm Macdonald.
I always skip the Kyle parts

>bobby and vanessa are leaving
>mooney, pete, and leslie will still be on the show

I always dread having to watch a sketch with Kyle Mooney, but when he does appear it turns out pretty good

I am not Kyle Mooney

Good rap bit idea.

Mo' Mooney, Mo' Mooney, Mo' Mooney

Damn I want to bang Juggalo Cecily

DAVID

Beck is still there, so it's all good man

OH SHIT DAVID FUCKING PIMPKINS

DAVID S PUMPKINS MY NIGGERS

DAVID PUMPKINS

>David S Pumpkins
Get ready to see normies shill this moment tomorrow

Jesus Christ, this is painfully unfunny