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Childhood memories edition

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that last webm girl was almost certainly underage btw

aw dave mate you've been mugged off there m8 havent ya

Luton lad here. Just got a mystery text from an user saying he's sorry for blowing up at me yesterday and he's sent some flowers in the post. What a lovely guy

*hands you a mint*

lewd is a very lewd word

OP IS A DUMB FROGPOSTER

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*smashes your jaw into fine powder*

awduh
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Haha memories...

reminder that josie hates you stupid fucking early cunt

anime

Remember getting molested and raped when I was a child, ngl best moments of my life

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He presses flowers? Bit noncey that lad.

yes... those happy childhood...memories

why would you say that?

why is a random nz poster called josie all of a sudden

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n-no please be my f-friend *starts gathering my spilled mints*

Thanks lads.

FONC

honestly? if you feel even somewhat sorry about this, chances are you aren't a real psychopath or anything. i was convinced for a while i was a sociopath for how i interacted with others, it actually drove me to write a screenplay about it, it had me real fucked up until it dawned about me that worrying about not caring about others is in an abstract way already a form of caring. you just have to extend it to real, distinct people.
figured it's just a mild case of malevolent narcissism (without being ever properly diagnosed, that is), not too unusual with goodlooking people i guess..

NEWFAG

can tell by the puppy fat face

very depressing image

preeti, priya, nicole and alice goodwin on babestation
clare richards and lola knight on studio 66

gonna be buzzin muh tits off

>posh london girl i work with has taken it upon herself to talk to me in a roadman dialect and emphasise which neighbourhood of london she's from because i'm an ethnic minority

ah yes

>he knows their names

>NC
what

Yeah I can imagine. Always remember that one vid of this yank thats filming his wife get fucked by this black bull and he starts getting second thoughts and asks his wife if they can stop and shes just like fuck no

>mfw he just sits there in the corner regretfully watching his wife get fucked by this big black guy

new
CUNT
fuck OFF
NOW

think she's just attractive tb h

music sounds much better when your drinking alcohol and should be asleep

>>posh london girl i work with

she wants the D

ive been here every day since 2008 never once heard a nz poster being called josie

Holy shit source? This sounds hilarious

their names are on screen when they are

HR all the way lid.

MUH OLDFAG

ugh it's rancid

hot

that was me and I'm not josie

a UK reddit flagger called Josie moved here a year ago and shitposts all over /brit/ with MY flag and it's ruining my posting reputation

does josie still post here

me too. aoc is arbitrary

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Every day you are two days wiser than you were the day before yesterday. Remember that.

Whenever I see cuck porn I feel like I'm Alex from A Clockwork Orange and classical music is being played after I've just been tortured

here it is

yeh maybe, i just see once im done with my games that they're hurt and i dont really care i just move on to the next one. only reason i know its not normal is because a good mate of mine pointed it out, i reckon if i ever want to have a family or some other normie shit i should get it sorted.

I'm curious, have you heard of an invention called the "internet", friend?

fuck off beto

pissing myself

God how I wish vespikween wasn't shit.

>post Gen 4 pokemon

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Josie is angry

heading down to the cornetto shop want anything?

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angry fat cat

hello josie

only recognise 7 of those

>meghan markle will urbanise and modernise the royal family

Fuck off

any D&D lads in

A cornetto

Feels kinda embarrassing asking this at 27 years of age, but hey, I figured some people in /r/ireland might be able to help me.

So yeah, I'm getting old...sort of...and em, the same problem that plagued me when I was 24/25 still bothers me three years later. Basically, I have feck all friends. And I'm wondering is it even possible to make new friends at my age in Ireland?

I wouldn't even be able to organize or go on any of these 12 pubs of Xmas events that pop up each year because I don't have a big group of mates.

sounds like you're lacking in the empathy department. might help for you to read some books written by women. try han kangs "vegetarian", shes amazing.

TheFenian420 should be his friend

Ask them for a cup of tap water please, no ice.

When I look back on primary school I am genuinely surprised I turned out sane. In years 3 & 4 I would walk round this tree repeatedly at break times and sing punk songs to myself avoiding all other classmates

When my parents asked who I played with I would lie thinking that they didnt know but now I realise its very likely my teachers told them

beto has a gay fanny

urban is mockney slang for mudblood

>Post gen 1 Pokémon

dumb pirate frogposter

yes you can also find their names on the internet

I played it once

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cat

what the fuck this cannot be real how did they not bully the fuck out of you/how did you not feel completely ostracised what sort of fucking songs

hate going on the front page reddit and seeing gifs of dogs on the front page, wow much original. feck off

I just had a look through your post history briefly. It seems like you've tagged yourself as a "shy/socially awkward" fella who isn't capable of talking to anybody. That, my friend, is a self-fulfilling prophecy. Don't tar yourself with that brush, brother.

A few years ago, I was the exact same as you. To be honest, everything changed kind of overnight. One poor relationship led me to decide to be a "yes man", and I resolved to say "yes" to any event to which I was invited (within reason). I put on my best smile, braved the outdoors and "faked it til I made it". The key, in my opinion, is to have the mindset of "ok, how can I do that thing?" vs my default stance of "why should I not do this thing?". After just a few weeks of having that kind of outlook, I was no longer faking it. I stopped focusing on my perceived social shortfalls. I started concentrating on just enjoying good conversations/events/things with people who shared similar interests to me. Within a few weeks, I had some great friends and wasn't lonely anymore. That's persisted to today.

alri josie

reckon bullying would have sorted you out

political correctness gone mad innit

>doesn't rate gen 3 mons

I still have my school top from when I left primary
everyone in the leaving year signed eachother's tops, I was fairly well-liked and my top was covered in signatures and the like
I was still an autist weirdo but little kids don't care, it became a problem in intermediate though aha never recovered

my questions was more as to why you lads are still getting the most softcore porn imaginable from tv when Sup Forums.og/gif is just a click away

Daily reminder, bullying is the cure for most retardation in children and should be encouraged

did you have fun?

WELCOME TO REDDIT.
COME FOR THE CATS, STAY FOR THE EMPATHY.

this desu worst case scenario they cull themselves from society

>he isn't pro bullying

reddit is not really that bad

this
if you weren't raped five times a day as a child then you're probably retarded

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owls are probably my favourite animals

D&D looks like the most fun thing ever if you have friends.

;_;

not enough brit girls on /gif/

can you imagine him climbing on top of you, going down on you christ

I have deep social anxiety from being bullied