What does Sup Forums think caused this to be the drowningest year in Swedish history?

What does Sup Forums think caused this to be the drowningest year in Swedish history?

Was it the weather?

Swimming in niquabs.

Somalians.

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Muslims are like niggers.

>black people are notorious for not being able to swim
>import 6 gorillion black people
>act surprised when drownings spike dramatically

But shouldn't pirates know how to swim?

You know damn well that niggers cant swim

dindus can't swim, kek

Pirates are afraid of waters. It's a well-known fact

For many years, zoos have used water moats to confine chimpanzees, gorillas or orangutans. When apes ventured into deep water, they often drowned. Some argued that this indicated a definitive difference between humans and apes: people enjoy the water and are able to learn to swim, while apes prefer to stay on dry land.

This...this is the key. This is how we do it.

Melt the icecaps and watch them all drown!

Drowning in immigrants semen

but for real, memes aside why are blacks bad swimmers?

muslims amputate hands as punishment for minor crimes. this makes swimming difficult

Big lips makes the mouth take in too much water

the oceans and lakes are the white man's domain.

No fathers. Black woman have too much shit in their hair to go in the water where they can't stand.

Because they're closer to apes than humans.

Those names can't be real right? right?

Africa doesn't have much water. Culturally swimming isn't something that is taught to black children by their parents since they often can't swim either.

Genetically they have lower bodyfat percentage, which means they don't float as well, and their leg/torso ratio is higher than for white people.

Basically while niggers were stuck in huge landlocked countries white people were evolving along the shoreline of the atlantic. That's why all the best olympic swimmers are white, and all the best olympic runners are black.

Isn't it a well known fact that blacks can't swim? Where do the majority of your rapists come from?

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The problem with Africa isn't lack of water, it's that all the water in Africa is inhabited by deadly critters. I wouldn't want to swim either if our lakes were filled with fucking crocodiles and hippos.

Maybe you should try reading the thread . I know 21 posts is a lot for your pasta brain but it isn't that hard.

>Today another 6 people drowned in city of Malmö, Sweden
>People reported a gas explosion toady in Malmö while fleeing the gas explosion 6 people drowned when then jumped into puddles.
>Scientist baffled by sudden increase in puddle deaths near gas explosions
>One scientist said : This is truly an intriguing phenomenon that deserves no further study.

I am afraid so krautbro

Maybe they just got swedish citizenship before crossing the mediterranean.

In terms of shoreline to landmass ratio compared to europe it has barely any water at all, but yes, I suppose getting eaten by a Mokèlé-mbèmbé while you're practicing your backstroke doesn't help.

Well I'm from a landlocked country as well and we have a shitton of Olympic golds from swimming. Also Hungarians are steppe nomad descent, where aren't much water either.
And niggers have been in USA for centuries where there is much water, and a lot of them has coastline in Africa too.
About the bodyfat: asians and indians are the same bodyfat yet they are bad too.

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It's more about genetic ancestry than about current geography.

When people first migrated to western europe they spent most of the first 100,000 years living along the coast eating shellfish and sheltering in coastal caves. They adapted to these living conditions and therefore became more proficient swimmers.

Other peoples from across the globe certainly had access to water, but it was incidental and not on the scale that would affect adaptive evolution.

The same principle applies to African long distance runners who spent 100,000 years chasing down antelope using endurance predation.

Its to late to save Europe. Better to burn it down and start over.

>first guy drowning survives
>guys rushing to help him all die
ROFFEL

Note: Never help a nigga.

Murder rapes at pools covered up as drownings

Sandman isn't used to water.

It's all the shitskin refugees trying to swim across the Baltic Sea.

Bone density

Kek ofcourse they are.

>trash one