ITT: Celebrities before fame

ITT: Celebrities before fame

He hole must smell like an unwashed toilet with some bread tossed in.

Who?

He holes usually do

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WOW WOWEY WOW

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Henry Cavill with his 5 brothers

Shame about that plastic surgery

>before fame
retard

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

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IM YOUNG POPPY

Alright, here's Henry when he was a teenager

>charlize, put the gun down
>CHARLIZE

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Elizabeth Hurley

her dad spoke Afrikaans

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Billy Bob Thornton, holy fuck man.

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>Charlize leg die pistool neer

Jesus knowing what happened to Elijah this breaks my heart. Fucking jews how can anyone be so heartless

I never thought it was possible to have an asymmetrical face and still be beautiful

he wears a hair piece since 2000

who told lara flynn boyle she was famous?

Well hello President Nixon

i love this meme

>thornton

How did he unJUST so hard?

of course it's possible

name?

that's franco the younger

Alcohol and cocaine does amazing things to a body

>that manlet brother on the left

poor guy

Kara Hayward

Benicio pushing hard for a LA Cowboy Bebop there.

young cameron diaz, jesus

Damin, I would totally have sex with this girl

have you seen Moonrise Kingdom?

You need to go back further

No, I don't watch movies

it's not a movie, it's kino

Do princesses count as celebrities?

What kingdom is she princess of?

The United one

Jon Hamm in his frat days. Interesting greentext following

>The court documents claim that Hamm and his fellow Sigma Nu frat brothers struck a prospective pledge with a wooden paddle more than 30 times on that night. They also allegedly picked him up by his underwear and "pulled it back and forth in a sawing motion," causing "great pain." Hamm even set the pledge's pants on fire, the documents claim, "and would not let [the pledge] extinguish the flame with his hand but made [him] blow it out.

>The pledge then claimed that Hamm led him to a basement 'Pit' where he slammed the junior's face into the ground while he was doing push-ups and then allegedly stood on his spine with his full weight.

>Rubbing the pledge's asshole raw, lighting his pants on fire and nearly paralyzing him were actually some of the kinder things Hamm and his cohorts allegedly did that night.

>Next, the documents claim, Hamm "hooked the claw of a hammer underneath [the pledge's] genitals and led him by the hammer around the room." He rounded out the night by breaking into the apartment of another pledge, the documents claim, "in order to bring [him] to the fraternity house" to subject him to "similar hazing activity."

Literal 80's movie bully. Top kek.

Most certainly

why are Americans such closet faggots?

wtf i want to fuck my fridge now

Bongland

Literally Chad Thundercock

Jesus Christ, Ben Stiller Looks Jewish As Fuck.

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That's not him you dipshit, that's an actor that looks like him

The funniest thing is that he was called MC Hammer in college

>When Sanders forgot the last of Hamm's nicknames, which included MC Hammer and Young Bobby, he recalled how Hamm got "mad, I mean really mad'

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Always thought Frankie Muniz was a trap

I wish I could pull the bottom left look.

His face is basically a cube, that's incredible

vince vaughn looks like hackerman

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Josh Hartnett?

Anglos are so fucking pleb

army of chads, evil mastermind on the left.

L to R

Evil Mastermind
The Butler
The ranged weapons guy
Superman
The brawler
Brawler #2
Common fucktoy

Ben Stiller looks like Lonzo Ball

>...i want you....to...TOUCH MY..........penis

fuck

can't unsee

she has a penis

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Billy Bob Thorton is what David Cross could be if he wasn't a crackhead.

>tfw im the manlet brother
>tfw dutch

Did she get surgery or did she age like wine?

Me too tbqh. Both my younger brothers are over 190. I'm 184.

damn..

who is this semen demon?

I'm Dutch and 185. No siblings, though.

Does it matter?

What's wrong with you people, basketball-wise? Let's not talk about footie

you cant tell?

Bit of both, mostly the former

brittany venti?

oh fuck
I want to come back as Benicio on my next life.
fucking coolest dude ever

no I can't I don't follow tv

its more Sup Forums

>tfw no hot royal gf

Not exactly before fame, but still

Seriously who?

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Lorde you twat

the best female singer who is still alive

/hwndu?/

>Geboren: 7. November 1996 (Alter 20), Takapuna, Neuseeland
how is she so young

No need to be rude, user. I was just curious. I haven't really paid any attention to music since the 90s.

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pit whore

Symmetry is literally the least important aspect of a beautiful face

She shares a birthday with me and Leon Trotsky .