Be beer drinker

>Be beer drinker
>Try Budweiser
Disgusting desu, you americans bring shame to beer

It's not American, it's practically German.

wtf, i hate germany now

I got you norfam

What's the best 'mainstream' beer?

Budweiser isn't bad desu.

I like it

Heineken

Heineken is alright, but I prefer something more dark

Most macrobrew beer is garbage anyway. If you talk shit about bud but think Heineken is a great beer, you're still a pleb.

Craft beer is not only vastly superior to both, it's also good for supporting local business.

It's imported in your country is it not? Bud is not bad, not bad at all

Heineken is based

>Craft beer is not only vastly superior to both,
I think this has to do with packaging/preservation of the beer

a properly preserved budweiser will taste better than a turned craft beer

That's retarded.

You're retarded.

Look at this edgelord who has fallen for the craftbrew meme.

craft beer is closer, therefore less likely to go bad in transit.

have you ever noticed that different cases of Corona taste different?

corona Smells like weed

To be honest, bud isnt that bad.

It fills a niche, and the niche is - gentle, easygoing beer to have at the BBQ. Its not better than an Innis & Gunn, but its light, and that can be nice sometimes.

Best:
>Microbrew

Good:
>Blue Moon
>Fat Tire
>Shiner Bock
>Shock Top
Trash:
>Heineken
>Budweiser
>Miller
>Coors
>Corona
>Dos Equis
>Fosters

Super trash:
>Natural Light
>Keystone
>Bud Ice
>Lonestar
>Tacate

That should help you 16 year old plebs out

That's because you tried the wrong budweiser

Craft beer is usually different dumbass. Budweiser tastes like shit because it is shit. Same with Corona. I drink craft beer that comes all the way from Colorado and it's still better.

>Shock Top
>Good

Just a typical Belgian wheat ale, same as blue moon you tard

Good list.

Budweiser and bud light make me break out really bad, if I drink it has to be either liquor or craft beer, weird, I know

Budweiser is Belgian

American brands only? Probably Sam Adams.

>budweiser
>american beer
????

Total crap

>Drinks Czech beer
>Blames Animefats and Germins

Ok

This, if I'm drinking lager and have to get off-the-shelf then it's either Heineken or Becks

budweiser is actual fucking trash faggot

Have any of you ever tasted my beer? It's quite good.

They admit it! Reeeeeeeeeeee Czech m8 atheists

Budweiser has 0 flavor, seriously, try to describe it. Just vaguely sour swamp water.

>tfw no Budvar (Czechvar in US) around where I lived
>tfw no Kozel anymore since it's not sold in the US

2 favorite Czech beers, and I had to give them both up when I came back. Feels bad man.

>muh microbrew

(you)

Yes, in valetta. It's alright.

:(

Weird. They even sell Czechvar here.

This guy knows
>mfw drinking kozel right now

Stella, Budweiser and Heineken

Stella is nice in cans and Budweiser is best on tap

>all this off-topic, nuanced discussion of beers
>have never become inebriated in my life
Am I missing out on something?

heineken is aweful.
both budweiser and heineken (and 1/4 of the world beer production) is owned by the same belgian kike company
they have a monopoly on the shittiest beer in the world

Stella is overpriced tho

Fuck you fag.

America has hundreds of breweries which make some of the best craft beers in the world. It's a legit science here. Judging American beer by the cheap stuff we import is like judging a three star New York restaurant by the quality of American fast food.

Yeah, happiness

Possibly the only good thing to come from Texas.

Is Fat Tire considered 'mainstream'?

Budweiser is shit yes

Regular Budweiser is shit. Bud light is tolerable, only because it tastes like bottled water.

With American beers its light beers which are clean tasting alcohol delivery systems and real beers which actually taste good. regular bud is neither.

Corn syrup vs sugar

Kozel is pretty great, but I like Poličské pivo more. Kocour, Chodovar, Černá hora and Svijany are pretty good too

find a flaw

>It's a legit science here
>here

It isn't a science in the actual countries who invited these processes in Europe?

Jesus christ, have you never socialized around other people your own age?
You must be a mormon/religious nutjob

Fuck Heineken. Pabst Blue Ribbon

:^)

Personally I think all beer tastes like anything from frosted piss to regular piss, so I just drink any liquor higher than 70 proof.

Nope. Kaiser or Fisher if you want mainstream beer.

Get on my level ,
Heineken drinking faggots

pilsner erqul is the best czech beer

I can't even drink lagers anymore. Ales are far superior.

drink the real one not the americanised bastard.
I mean the czech brewed stuff.

>IPA
>Indian Poo Ale
found the flaw

Lagunitas makes better beers desu, pic related

Same. But I think it's because we are used to the stronger taste of spirit. Stop the hard liquor and you'll enjoy beers more, that's what I've found.

It is now, and it's a shitty amber. Their Citradelic's their best beer.

I prefer a beer you have to hunt for. Like anything Three Floyds.

Belgian master race

Official UK ratings for basic supermarket lager:
Kronenbourg > Stella > Peroni > Heineken < Becks < Budweiser < San Miguel < Carlsberg (cheapest tho 20 cans for a tenner) < Corona < Fosters < Carling (absolute no go literally piss)

This beer is the absolute number one.
Hertog Jan. If you ever find yourself in Holland you must drink this. Hell, you should come here just for this, forget the coffeeshops.

It's okay imo, I wish I could like it better since I have a brewery not far from work

>he doesn't know that IPAs were invented by Westerners
>he doesn't know they got their namesake from the fact that the specific style better survived the long sailing journeys to India and the colonies

>Jesus christ, have you never socialized around other people your own age?
I just never drank, at least never nearly enough to actually feel any effect.

I tried beer first though. Maybe later I'll go to [store] and find some better beer.

The only flaw for me is that it comes from the west coast and I'm on the east. Have you niggers had the aunt sally?

Stout vs Ale vs Lager

go

nomnomnomnom

Mods should start banning this shit.

>my artisan small-batch dog piss tastes better than your regular dog piss
It's funny cause even the people that drink beer admit that it all tastes like shit so I'm guessing you can't even drink yet.

>weakening your body by ingesting alcohol
You should be getting fit and living healthy for the upcoming race war you degenerates.

Is it stronger than immunity cat?

Heineken isn't from AB Inbev

Only white posters know about this.

>accidentally try IPA
HOLY shit that stuff is good.

Love the hoppy taste, I can drink this stuff to grave.

All other beer in Norway is swill, though.

This. Here in Wisconsin it's not some faggy hipster beer. Everyone drinks it.

There's no difference in how beers are delivered

Strawberry and Kiwi Kopparberg best

If you haven't tried Jack Black lager, you haven't lived.

American Budweiser, although a poor tasting beer, is nowhere as bad as the micro brewery crap the hipsters in America tell you to drink.

I can understand why most Americans choose it over the alternatives available to them.

Of course a German wouldn't understand poetical language. What I'm saying is that we Americans treat beer like that crazy Danish restaurant that cooks with scientifically aged rotten berries and twigs treats food. The process is more experimental and less like a time-tested recipe.

>literally a 15 year old girl at a party drink

Fucking pleb

Its a normal weak beer you elitist twat

Poland-senpai, please notice me

Its funny how americans and britans who cant brew beer at all fight about who hast the best beer. Its also nice how american microbreweries use stuf like sugar, caramel, colouring and aromas to make their beer taste at least a little good.

>weak beer
I will never understand this

why drink beer if you don't want it to be beer-flavored?

I mean, I like whiskey and beer, but it still tastes fucking good

what's wrong with that? do you also hate pizza? chicken nuggets?

look on the back of your bottel of bear and tell me whats inside of it ? I dont think you even know how beer tastes like....