Be Canadian

>be Canadian
>can go about my daily life without having to worry about getting shot, blown up, stabbed, raped, beheaded, or run over

Is there a better country than Canada?

We don't have a cuck for a leader.

In your fucking dreams sunshine..

what the fuck did u just say you little bitch?!??

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Toronto is fucked, rest of the country is damn near perfect.

>be Canadian

>be mounty

>guard statue in capital

>gun has no bullets

>get shot by muslim who was let in by someone I voted for

>nothing happens in response, trudeau eventually promises to bring even more in

>tattooed
>smokes weed
>preps his wife's bull every night

Canada is 8th safest in the world. With the European migrant crisis just starting, we'll be at top spot with NZ in five years. No ficki ficki for us.

Yes. 2 to be exact
>An independent nationalist west
>and an independent nationalist Quebec

idk man you guys have a broad, america has a nigger, new zealand and australia have a jew and we have a based pro-white quebec feminist. I'd say we're doing the best of the group and all economists agree.

>run over

I guess you're blessed to live in a place with no Cuckgarian tourists

Without a queen on their money they'd fuck them selves into communism. Check out their leader. Weak human beings.

Note that we're 4% aboriginal and they made up 28% of violent crime in 2012.

>The soldier was shot from behind, bullets wouldn't have helped him; he'd need eyes on the back of his head.

>The attack was a response to the approval of airstrikes by Canadian jets against ISIS targets in Iraq. We bombed ISIS as our "response".

>Weedman wasn't in power, Stephen Harper, the conservative party leader, was.

>Attacker wasn't a refugee

Step it up.

>be american

>have nigger president

>be retarded

>A NIGGER PRESIDENT

>SIXTY ONE PERCENT

>IRAQ VIETNAM KOREA

this is too easy.. not even fun

A FUCKING DICK CHURNING PARADE FLOAT..............LEAF

I'd say every country on Earth is better than Canada

>tfw you'll never be paid to carry a huge mace and shoot terrorists

A FUCKING CHINK

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>Paying your due is now extortion.

Canada should be deported back to Australia.

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mfw only Canada and Merrica are shouting at each other

>easily obtained weed
>maple syrup
>poutine
>extremely infrequent terrorist problems
pick all of the above

Canada is our retarded younger brother that was dropped on his head by Mother Britain and will never quit shouting in an autistic rage.

We wish we can go to the local swimming hole and put his head under water until the bubbles stop but for some reason we do not.

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Aside from being surrounded by libcuck mentality in the cities, the boonies are pretty based if you're okay with meth heads

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True. We have a huge minority population. That being said...

Canada is 100% Canadian.

Checkmate.

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Better make the most of it before Trudeau ups the diversity meter

>we have a huge minority population

Hello

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no, also Canada is probably the greatest country in the Western world atm tbqhwy. I wish I was Canadian

A Quebecer would never show disrespect to an actual frenchman. He'd apologize for his mistake and offer to let the frog fuck his woman as recomp.

you are, we all are.

he's so fucking handsome jesus christ >,

Please tell me that quote is real...

>not all aboriginals

Canada seems pretty comfy, Trudeau is a cuck but it's not better with the socialists here.
Maybe i'm gonna immigrate there after my degree.

What the best area?

FAT PEPE ON A BIG LEAF

just avoid totonto-montreal-vancouver.

Huh, I guess diversity really is your strength. That or sand niggers can't function in sub zero climates

we got to tell the liberals and ndp to go fuck themselves with their long-gun registry after that, though.

guy was a mentally ill felon who obtained an illegal gun. the second someone mentioned a blanket ban we collectively told them to fuck off and used "you cant hurt injuns that way" as a way to fuck with them. It felt good throwing that info in lib faces.

depends. google "maritimes", "rocky mountains","muskoka", "prairies", "bc".

whichever one excites you the most, ask us about that area.

Objectively speaking, I, like all Canadians, hate Toronto, but they also have the most opportunities. They're also a wanna-be new york. Vancouver is china town on steroids, and MTL is blacks/muslims/jews interspersed with a tiny minority of anglos and a bunch of uppity french socialists.

can i come to canada? ::::D:D:D:DD:D:D:DD:D:D:D:DDDD

Who do I vote for for this to come to pass?

This, basically. Liberalism is directly proportional to how major a city it is. We're unfortunately like some kind of reverse hivemind

Calm down there Chang

As a torontonian.. I agree completely.

I studied for 2 years in both Ottawa and Montreal and both cities are infinitely better in every single regard than Toronto.

I wake up and see the leafistanians are at it again.

THis is the truth maritime union flag.

>Post national state
>Literally nothing "Canadian" except the government and the land
>Government literally exists outside the moral restraints of society
The Canadian government is literally immoral sense it doesn't serve society.

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You have no idea how bad it is.
>federal government employee

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Kek same.

I'm one of the only white people in my office

Ottawa is pretty recession-proof being a government town and has some pretty great areas like Orleans to live in. Most people here in Ontario are centrist. Alberta lives and dies on oil prices, Vancouver Island is turning into a Chinese colony but the rest of the province is pretty comfy, especially if you're a hard worker. The prairies I know very little about, like the rest of Canada, and the maritimes are good places to visit but poor and vote liberal despite having conservative views. They're basically our scotland.

tldr version

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>Pretending like he doesn't see the creeping Sharia.

this is so accurate

Does he know that tattoos are Haram?

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>all these mad Americucks and Mohammeds

Lmao and yet no one has refuted OP's point

>mfw free health care

southern ontario is cucked as fuck if you could cut southern ontario off the map and let it float away canada would be fine but its not because of southern ontario

come to think about it calgary edmonton and montreal can fuck off too

The crest is Scottish overkill you'll piss off everyone save NS.

At least as a white cis male, it's pretty much guaranteed that I'm competent. The whole employment equity nonsense ensures we get mediocre talent that fits some ridiculous profile.
>only native lesbian amputees need apply

fucking this. thanks for educating that fool

>free healthcare
I spend about $200 a month on healthcare instead and the pricing is competitive rather than paying much higher tax rates and having no choice in Canada. If you're not making money and getting subsidized by the world then it's effectively free, but if you're a productive member of society with a good job you're paying for your own AND the healthcare of others too. And it's shittier than good healthcare in the US.

Call it single payer, but don't call it "Free". Just because a visit to the doctor doesn't end up in you swiping a credit card doesn't mean you don't pay for it.

what's not to love about canada

High alcohol prices
High taxes
a healthcare system that's only better than the US if you're poor/unemployed
wayyyy too liberal
way too cold during the winter
housing costs are way too high in many parts of canada

you sound like a fucking white male