Elsa needs a prince in the next movie

Elsa needs a prince in the next movie.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=WDswiT87oo8
youtube.com/watch?v=dT5EhMFUqhk
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

elsa needs a sex scene in the next movie.

Nah, sorry user but they got to me, i tried to resist but like a dentist drill the sound has scarred my soul.

#GiveElsaAGirlfriend

She has a prince named Anna

They still need to please the SJW so not... unless what is more progressive black boyfriend, asian or latin?

Well her VA actually...uh...well

Yes! A transgender prince! You're good at this, OP.

Why date, when she can literally ice-form the most devious vibrating sex machines imaginable? Just give her a copy of the JCPenny's catalog, and leave her alone.

There's no such thing as being able to please the SJWs. They had to make the prince in The Princess and the Frog indeterminate brown because SJWs were upset over my diversity when they tried to go with a white guy, and that Tiana had to settle when they tried to go with a black guy.

She's so perfect.

As long as it's someone she really loves.
youtube.com/watch?v=WDswiT87oo8

What's wrong with a black woman and a white man isn't a interracial couple more progressive than a same race couple is this the same bullshit of SJW wanting movies where the entire cast is one race to feel represented

Blacked?

>want to make character openly homosexual
>want to release movie China for huge foreign box office $$$

pick one.

I've got just the right guy for you.

is a tranny?

>Black women hide my super suit. White women iron it for me.

It's amazing how we're all curious, yet none of us are bothering to Google it.

elsa needs her sister in the next movie

I'd like to see Elsa give Anna a kiss, or vice versa. Just a sisterly show of affection on the head or cheek as a thank you or something. Cuz I want to see the Internet lose their fucking minds. I already got the popcorn ready.

Don't care, although apparently she's married to some black guy. Haha, blacked meme, etc.

Welcome to Sup Forums. Hope you enjoy your disappointment.

But that's exactly why I want her to get a bf too.

I want to see everyone go fucking insane.

I haven't even watched this fuckin movie

I know the perfect guy.

I straight up don't care about Elsa's relationships but I want to see Hans get a redemption arc in the inevitable sequel.

It's ALL I want out of it.

You should, its not bad. Certainly not as good as its hyped but if you go in with the normal expectancy for a Disney movie you should be well entertained.

Her VA is blacked

Idina Menzel was married to Taye Diggs for about a decade, her co-star in the broadway play Rent. She is currently cohabitating with Aaron Lohr, a co-star from the movie version of Rent. Not sure of Aaron's ethnicity but from a GIS he looks to have some latino lineage.

(I guess she doesn't meet many people outside of her work)

I've never seen anything to suggest that Idina isn't hetero. The character she played in Rent was bisexual.

In some SJW circles, a white man with a black woman is "stealing" the black woman - i.e. it's colonization all over again. But it really depends on the group - it's difficult to understand the way different SJWs think without going way down the rabbit hole.
Kind of like Sup Forums

In fact, she's joked she's kissed half the guys in New York in her younger days.

Ah, thanks. I had no idea Elsa's VA was a Latina.

Eh, fuck that guy. He left one girl to die and tried to stab the other in the back. Not every douche bag needs forgiveness.

But, I guess if Emma Stone can play a sexy young Cruella DeVille, anything is possible.

Double-dubs make it official: this must happen.

...

Idina is of eastern european jewish lineage, she ain't latina. Her current boyfriend looks latino but not sure.

But by all fairness he was a better ruler.

Are there really rabid Elsa fans who don't know her VA? If you think Elsa is hot you need to see her singing some risqué songs in Rent. And her role as Elfaba in Wicked is pretty much the inspiration for the misunderstood-villain Elsa.

Looks like Caitlyn Jenner right there.

Is that Cuddy from Dr.House ?

Idina menzel is twice Elsa's age actually.

You dropped a pais of s letters. It's written princess.

That's just it user, they don't care about racial equality, they just don't want white men to have anything.

She is hot

Elsa gets a boyfriend all the SJW goes apeshit because either they feel their homosexual, feminist, asexual symbol have become part of the heteronormative of society and we can just sit and laugh. i support this user now

Drunk Elsa is best Elsa.

You dont want more lesbian r34 user ?

it's okay if he's white and male - he just needs to be emasculate. a damsel in distress.

There some class of male character like that to be an example, there actually a comic about a empowered girl with a beta boyfriend ? because that would be the fantasy of a lot of people here.

I'm white and I'm blacker than that guy

>Elsa meets a nice girl and they get in awkward close mildly sexual situations
>It's actually a guy who is disguised as a girl because reasons
>At the end they fall in love and he no longer has to dress up
>Disney makes billions, doesn't piss off main audience because comedy, she's with a guy in merchandise and in parades, and SJWs complaining get called transphobic

i think you guys find the perfect answer to the problem

Here's a song that accurately describes her.

youtube.com/watch?v=dT5EhMFUqhk

So, just like another Disney princesses movie then.

Im pretty sure they not going to do that just like frozen 1. They avoiding the usual generic Disney princesses as long as they can.

Nah, she should be an eternal virgin queen to not compromise her political power.

Yep, luckily the franchise has a prince available, already introduced

Anna is straight and with Kristoff. I'm willing to bet money they'll get either married or at least engaged in Frozen 2 - leaving Elsa feeling lonely, and thinking about how nice it would be to have a "gentleman friend", as Menzel put it

Why elsa is always crosses her hands ?

trying to hide achmed's pregnancy bump

It's "elegant" and "refined", I guess it's meant to show how controlled and well-mannered and regal she is, compared to Anna who's clumsy and enthusiastic and all over the place

>she will never get drunk as shit off cough syrup while making your birthday perfect
>you will never tuck her in and leave her a glass of water for when she inevitably wakes up with cottonmouth

Life is cruel, anons

Rule34 exist user

>ywn make 44 billion dollars, buy Disney and make them create beautifully rendered porn of Disney Princesses

China seems to be okay with light skinned actors from central america like Oscar Isaac, Diego Luna, and Benecio del toro. Majority Chinese women would prefer lighter skin over black, Disney also needs to sell toys, Finn toys didn't sold well compared Poe or Kylo Ren

They don't need to please the SJWs, they need to please their lucrative core audience i.e. parents. The SJWs like to campaign, they retweet and like and reblog posts in order to "support an important cause", but they don't put their money where their mouth is. Look at Paranorman, which had possibly the first canon gay main(ish) hero character in an animated movie. Did the LGBT supporters flock to the theatres? No, it made dozens of millions less than Frozen's budget (not counting advertising). Also progressive children's entertainment with gay romance is still a bit too progressive - Steven Universe fir example had scenes censored in west euro countries like Uk and France etc. Scenes censored is okay for a tv show, but a movie, which is a one time deal? Pleasing the SJWs isn't necessarily good business

Elsa is a queen, she needs a female harem to help her rule effectively.

They probably have made a lot of porn of her, user. There was a "making-of" or an interview or something with the animators, where they said how they all fell in love with Elsa and tried to give her more focus and screen time in the movie. Like pushing Anna out of the frame during the crowning ceremony, so that everyone could focus on Elsa.

Just think, the animators probably have private screening parties where they compare the lewds

I don't mind Anna being all over my place if you know what I mean

Call Dreamworks, I have a proposition.

No.

>eternally teenaged mythical spirit of mischief
>in any way a good partner for a mortal woman already older than him who needs to rule a kingdom and has a lot of responsibility and trauma

I never understood this pairing. It's literally just "they're both silver haired and have ice powers, it's perfect". Besides it'd wreck Jack's in-universe backstory, and also he's paired with toothiana

to hide the boner.

Mind the uniform, Cleric

why
literally why
why does this exist
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Like the confirmed "official" lewds of Eva from Wakfu.

Lets hope Frozen 2 will be rated at least PG-13

more like restrained, that's one of her traits.

>tfw no master Elsa models

>Frozen 1 sold merch to preschoolers so well it boosted the entire Disney stock
>let's hope they'll make the sequel unsuitable for their most profitable audience segment

user...

A man can hope even if its not going to happen user.

Elsa's hair is a light blonde while Jack Frost's is platinum.

Also Elsa cant use her powers properly

She is only ruler of a small village though.

Arendelle is not like Westeros

She is, now. She wasn't so much older than Elsa during the filming of the movie version of Rent and was only 25 during the broadway run, so if Elsa's voice turns you on you might like watching the VA playing a bisexual performance artist (ie - glorified strripper/sexpot).

Too bad they didn't make a movie Wicked while the principle were still young. I'm still not sure why they haven't adapted that one yet. I believe someone pitched an animated Wicked, and before Frozen was a thing. Elphaba was adorkable!

In some scenes her hair is white

I want to Fuck her

That's just the lighting. She's blonde.

I think the kingdom is larger, but we've only seen the capital.

In the official books theres only Arendelle & one small blacksmith town.

Arendelle is small (like whiterun in skyrim ), those blacksmith town is even smaller

Well that is kind of sad. Why is this a Kingdom again? That sounds like a County or Principality at most,

I'd ship it.

Because Disney.

I don't know what the Frozen comics are going for. Hell, I don't even ship it, but it makes them look at least disturbingly codependent.

It makes me feel like Elsa is going to go yandere at any moment.

>44 billion dollars, buy Disney
Man you jave no idea what Disney is worth
Fox almost bought WB for 80billion
You honestly think disney is worth only 44?

I don't know what you mean, user. I make huge affection hearts for my sister and hold hands all the time.

You Americans get so uncomfortable about reinforcing family bonds.

I think Elsa is a bit fucked up. The 3 years when she couldn't control her powers, the only people who knew about her (mom and dad) were dead and she thought she could never let anyone know about her must have been really hard.

And then she accidentally killed Anna and thought she'd killed her only remaining family member / friend in the world. She must have massive traumas

user, they make that much as half their annual revenue, as of 2015.

>Anna finally marries Kris.

>Elsa freezes the whole Kingdom, so no one can take Anna away.

So that's her villain origin.

>Is my smile truly genuine?

>Or is this the silent scream of a cuckold?

>I no longer know the difference.

Nah.

Probably another person who got Snow powers like Elsa.

But this time is the real villain, not like Elsa.

And Anna got kidnapped, Elsa & Kristoff going to find Anna (because in frozen 1 Elsa is only got like 30% of screentime)

Evil Elsa gets me hard.

>order the queen executed on the grounds of treason (??? she's the ruler of the land in the 1800s how on earth can he charge her with treason) because she killed her sister (no witnesses, no one even saw the princess's body)
>kill off the entire royal family and basically ensure that Arendelle tears itself apart in a civil war if there isn't a cousin or two as all noble families make claims to the throne
>better hope that Elsa's death really would bring the end of the winter because if it didn't he really shafted himself
>exposes himself to harm at Elsa's ice castle, thus risking a vacuum of power and above scenario as well
>managed to have everything fall into his lap in the span of a few days through sheer luck and still snatched defeat from the jaws of victory

>a better ruler than the woman who was the defacto ruler of her realm for three years alone and enjoyed the love and devotion of her people despite her isolation and eccentricities
Elsa had a freakout brought on by years of isolation after years of seeming prosperity (note how well off the citizens seem to be). Hans had a plan in mind that he failed to fully implement because he decided that gloating was better than making sure Anna actually died, y'know, that thing that was the linchpin of his entire plan (imagine how awkward it would've been if someone had asked to see her body or had walked by while Anna was begging for help!). He literally talked about playing the hero. That's not a good sign for his reign as king: it speaks to a man who demands undue attention and is willing to kill to get where he wants to be and yet is STILL too incompetent to finish the job and reacts stupidly when faced with Anna's living body before she punches his lights out.