What would you you have done, Sup Forums?

What would you you have done, Sup Forums?

Who's that qt?

benis in bagina

I get that look usually when I walk in drunk and pee on the bed.
So, I guess, pee on the bed.

Sex in the missionary position.

Every straight man in history would bang sherilyn fenn in her prime.

>that episode where Albert goes down on him
Was he gay?

>mfw

Impregnated her and regretted it once Window Earle kidnapped her and she's in the Lodge.

what do you think a bunch of virgins would do at the first sight of a naked women offering herself? did you even really need to make this thread?
clearly they would spill spaghetti everywhere and fuck it up

cooper is simply an IDIOT for not boning her. no way anyone would ever figure out

JUST

That was james

Which episode made you realize you were an Audreyfag?

He was supposed to originally in the script, but Kyle Maclachlan was against dating a highschool kid on the show. Some suspect it also had to do with Lara Flynn Boyle who MacLachlan was dating. They then replaced her with Annie as Coopers love interest.

Very first episode (pilot).

Gone in raw

Same thing. Let her down easy so she doesn't get her feelings hurt.

gay.

>Heather Graham is 5 years younger than Sherilyn Fenn
nice logic there, Kyle

Audrey Horne my nig

Did Jack deflower her in his jet?

Her character still wasn't a high schooler

she's definitely best girl

So long as those grapefruit are
freshly squeezed

Feed her eggs.

Fucked the shit out of her and regretted it when she sociopathically uses it against me if I piss her off

Honestly it wasn't until episode 6

>breaking the law
>breaking your oath