Half in the Bag Episode 126: Alien: Covenant
New RLM
James Cooper
Thomas Morales
Thank you based shill.
Joseph Ramirez
>only 26 minutes
DROPPED
Jeremiah Jones
>Ridley Scott
No thanks.
Eli Powell
What the fuck is Mike's problem with old people
Nathaniel Cook
He was sexually initiated by na old guy.
Luis James
Did they trash it? I'm asking because i can spend half an hour on something better then post 2012 rlm.
Lucas Campbell
QUIT SHILLING THESE SHIT YOUTUBERS
Michael Stewart
>Goldmember
my sides
Michael Peterson
oh boy here we go
John Russell
Is it me or Jay is getting chubby again?
Hunter Harris
they smell bad and cant hear well
Alexander Green
RLM?
Sorry, I can't take those fools seriously after their TFA review.
Jason Bell
Did Mike mention Star Trek?
Logan Gomez
RLM hates it so now I do too!
Am I cool yet Sup Forums?
Charles Watson
>no josh
Thank God
Jeremiah Perry
I think it's you. He's clearly wearing a smaller shirt so it might be that. The old one he wore was definitely too large and made him look smaller.
Xavier Young
They are not able to fight for the white race anymore.
The eternal Swastika cannot abide by weaklings.
To die in battle is to enter Valhalla.
Josiah Myers
>he thinks Josh would ever be on HITB
spotted the newfriend
Levi Diaz
>Sup Forums can now have their "official" board opinion on the movie
Oliver Ross
Thank God the board was getting unruly last couple of days, but now all is well.
Chase Bennett
they have better tastes than him
Liam Sullivan
but Ammond's review was already out
Julian Price
captcha being retarded for anyone else?
Logan Thompson
I bet he loved it
Brody Jackson
Anyone got a webbum or link to the engineer city bombing?
Also wondered, where did david get the iced facehugger babbies? He got the facehuggers themselves in his basement but how did he ide them perfectly and keep them iced in his stomach?
Andrew Diaz
>shaw's motivation was that she couldn't have kids so she wanted to find the creator of life
muh motivation
Jay and his pretentious sensibilities--borderline insufferable.
Andrew Perez
Jay is a smart person
People are moved by motives, without motives there is no reason for action.
Kayden Adams
That's exactly what Ridley Scott was going for, you fucking idiot. Are you seriously so dumb you think any sort of analysis is pretentious?
James Hughes
I don't mean to argue semantics but that's not ice.
It's probably some sort of nutrient-rich organic gel that they're suspended in, maybe he opened up some eggs before they were totally matured.
And who knows what the fuck David did to Shaw to make her lay all those eggs.
Jason Ward
merge
Blake Phillips
Yes, character motivation is pretentious. Just turn your brain off, bro.
Adam Morales
>understanding the point of a movie is pretentious
Austin Cox
>have faster then light travel and AI
>can't just get an in-vitro baby
Prometheus man, what a movie
Gabriel Ortiz
I dont actually want to watch the film and all these conflicted opinions about it were hurting my noggin.
Now I can have peace.
Julian Walker
Do you think they just made Shaw infertile for fun you brainlet?
Joseph Gomez
Yes, I'm sure the writer/director of Space Cop isn't just a poser reaching for the pseudo stars.
All of their criticisms negate themselves since they liked GotG 2, a movie that didn't have a plot.
Eli Price
You're a fucking idiot.
Angel Rivera
It's borderline experimental
Brandon Williams
>look a me mom, I'm trolling on the internet!
Thomas Gray
...
Elijah Phillips
>that ending where mike just doesn't care anymore.
Jose Evans
>wtf? this isn't a marvel superhero movie! I hate it! it made no sense! it's bad!
Michael Jackson
>I didn't watch a movie, so it didn't have a plot
Tree falling in the forest, and all that
Julian Brooks
>MU/TH/UR is there any additional ammo on board
I don't remember this happening