Why does Hollywood make comedies with such unrealistic premises?

Why does Hollywood make comedies with such unrealistic premises?

Y-yeah, s-s-so unrealistic ..

It's not possible, is it?

I'd like to see a 20 year old virgin movie. I think that'd be hilarious tbqh. Still really unrealistic but not as far out as 40 years old.

>it's an OP pretends he's a chad episode again

what do you mean unrealistic?

I'm a 26yo kissless hugless virgin, never had a gf or female friends. I think this will continue til I'm 40 (if I didn't choose the exit bag until then).

>3 years and 6 months to wizardhood

lol sure thing, nice meme

I know, like who could imagine such a thing?

>4 years and 2 months for me

what meme?
I'm telling the truth.

I never saw a tit or a vagoo IRL, never even got a kiss on the cheek or something.
have not even been hugged by a girl before.
I'm a complete social cripple and things don't change when you continue to do nothing against it.

if only I managed to kill myself already, that would be nice but dying is scary and I kinda want to know what Sup Forums is up to in the future..

get a whore, wear a condom
It won't quell the crushing despair and loneliness but you'll forget about wizarding

Actually my best friend is 31 and a virgin, so i dont se the unreallistic in the premise

The only unrealistic thing about it was that he actually had a chance to get laid on the first night he went out. Someone was litteraly throwing herself at him.

This never happens irl. At least not to socially awkward people.

>get a whore
why don't I just strap down my condom and squeeze into the whore cannon and fire myself off into whoreland where whores grow on whorries?

no seriously, I have no idea how that even works ( sex and getting a whore).

So they don't accidentally hurt anyone's feelings.
No one could possible manage to retain their virginity beyond 20 years old, hence the premise of the movie pictured in your post.

Not him but here's another story. I only had one girlfriend when I was in high school, which was a fluke. I never had any friends and girls all thought I was annoying or creepy. Fast forward 10 years later; I'm 26 years old and haven't had a girl pay attention to me since. I grew up to look like a kid so nobody respects me. Women ignore me and men push me around because I'm a soft target. Last year I snapped and had sex with about six different prostitutes. Now I get mad yeast infections on my benis. Whores, not even once.

>No one could possible manage to retain their virginity beyond 20 years old
Dude I'm a 26yo touchless virgin, it is absolutely possible.

I was the same until I was 25. Then I fucked someone off of craigslist. Didn't really fix anything though. Still missed out on ever having normal social development and a relationship. I don't know if there's even a point for 20+ year old virgins to have sex. I think I would've been better off not knowing what it's like.

Just be yourself, bro.

I'm being serious, look in your phone book or on the internet for escort, find one that you think is attractive. When you meet her tell her you're a virgin, she will take care of you.

>I think I would've been better off not knowing what it's like.
Finally someone else who feels this way. I thought I was the only one.

>Spending your life in willful ignorance
>wanting to die, never having realized that sex is immensely overrated and only worthwhile because of the opportunity for intimacy and emotional bonding which it affords you if you share the experience with the right person
Why though? Knowing that, you can take the concept off that pedestal you keep it on and feel entirely secure in disregarding the people who seem to have nothing else to live for except fucking random people and endlessly bragging about it as if it means something.

I am myself but I am nothing and I'm a nobody and I can't function in the outside world. I live my life behind a screen.

I looked it up on the internet before but I live in a small town in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and there is no whores here in the region.

I also have only like 30€ in the bank and I need that to survive til the end of the month.

>I live my life behind a screen.
Much like everyone else.

when does wizard mode start?

>>wanting to die, never having realized that sex is immensely overrated and only worthwhile because of the opportunity for intimacy and emotional bonding which it affords you if you share the experience with the right person
I know it's not about the sex itself. Fucking the 6+ prostitutes didn't solve anything for me, it only made me more sad because I realized that I'll never have another shot at intimacy like I had when I was 17 years old. I really would rather never have had any girl like me than get to experience one and then live a life of isolation and die alone.

>I realized that I'll never have another shot at intimacy like I had when I was 17 years old.
How old are you now? Unless the answer is "80 and on my deathbed" then you still have a shot.
Telling yourself repeatedly that you don't is not going to do you any favors.
It will become like a mantra of depression for you.

I'm 26. I'm sorry but I just don't see how a person builds a normal social life from nothing at this age. Lacking proper socialization actually damages you permanently in ways that I don't expect you to understand. Just know that it's not all simple.

my first one was not even that special. It was kinda weird

although that warm feeling is pretty great desu

Where are you from?

If you're from the U.S. or Canada, and at least 5/10, there should be no problem getting a FWB situation through Okcupid or other dating apps.

>Lacking proper socialization actually damages you permanently in ways that I don't expect you to understand.
Breh... I've been a tripfag on Sup Forums for almost as long as this board has existed.

>and at least 5/10,
I'm decidedly below average in the looks department. I still look like a teenager. I have narrow shoulders and tiny wrists. I still get carded at liquor stores and usually the first comment people make is how young I look. Most of the escorts I saw didn't believe me when I told them my age.

This. People expect you to act a certain way or say certain things and when you don't they think you're fucking wierd.
Also most people are very shallow and only talk about other people behind their backs.

The main problem there seems to be that you are pretending every single person on the planet is exactly the same and none of them are in a similar position as you or can relate.
There is no shortage of people who can, if nothing else, sympathize with your plight if you gave them a chance.
>very shallow and only talk about other people behind their backs
As you are doing right now.
So fuck teenagers. Who gives a shit?

I'd say try it out anyways.

The worst possible scenario is women not messaging you back. It's ridiculously low risk.

You're obviously able to converse a great deal, so don't worry about that. And if you're going to mention your situation to them, do it after talking to them a bit and making it clear that you're not needy.

The first thing people judge you on is how you look. I'm guilty of this as well but i've opted out of the gene pool, it just baffles me why other people think that's not ok.

The worst possible scenario is you having another memory of rejection and wonder why no matter how much you improve it's never enough.

>MFW I'm a 47 year old virgin, and my adopted son lost his has had more girlfriends in 5 years then I have in my life.

I judge people more on how they dress, rather than their facial features. Unless of course they're lardasses

Lol, it literally only takes a few hours a week of working out for a year or so, buying clothes that fit, and getting a haircut. Voila, you are now more attractive than 90% of the population.

You people are just too lazy or enjoy living in mystery, admit it.

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Yeah, but when you're actually interacting with another person face to face there's a lot more which quickly come into play. As cliche as it sounds, looks aren't everything. Especially when you're already at the stage where you're talking to someone.
Sure, physically attractive people garner a lot of positive attention and get a shitload of preferential treatment, but you'd have to be living in a real elitist shithole for every person you meet to be immediately dismissive of you or thinking less of you just because you don't look like a supermodel.

>my adopted son lost his has had more girlfriends
>lost his has had more
Hoisted by your own petard.

How did live in such a nice apartment working as a grunt at smart tech? And maintain his toy hobby? And its in LA. Like WTF?

>a 47 year old womanless man virgin is allowed to adopt a son

Why? Why is this allowed? In what sick, perverted country did this happen?

It's made up

30

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He was single

I know a guy with extreme anxiety. He NEVER speaks. I've heard him say maybe ten words the last two years. He never dances, just stands there.

You can imagine the awkwardness when he had to give a speech during his wedding

My fiancé gave me a handjob in the car earlier. When we got home we ran to the bed and fucked like crazy. She told me she loved me more than anything and fell asleep on my chest. I cried tears of joy before I too fell asleep. This is 100% true, happened four hours ago.

3 years 1 month here. Can't wait to use my wizard powers to go back in time and get a high school gf

Yeah right. I pay $500/month extra in rent for the luxury of living alone. It hurts.

You should sleep more.

Enjoy it while it lasts, bub

Your powers are supposed to rid you of all lust and desire - not the opposite.

t. 6 months to wizard

Unthinkable

>It's made up

kekistan?

I'm 12 years away from wraith status.

im 36 please god let me be dead or the world ends by the time im 47. i think i will kill myself on my 40th birthday.

My life is an experiment to prove how bullshit it is when people say men and women are equal. I know girls who do nothing but sit on their butts and they get lots and lots of sex.

>$500 a month

where? That is cheap as fuck!

when does wraith mode start?

50

Steve Carell

Dont you ever make this thread again

>To live longer than forty years is bad manners, is vulgar, immoral. Who does live beyond forty? Answer that, sincerely and honestly I will tell you who do: fools and worthless fellows. I tell all old men that to their face, all these venerable old men, all these silver-haired and reverend seniors! I tell the whole world that to its face! I have a right to say so, for I shall go on living to sixty myself. To seventy! To eighty! ... Stay, let me take breath ...

How much time do you have left Sup Forums

wow... we got a philosopher here... you really got my brain functioning brah...

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>tfw 25 and a half year old kissless virgin
>never been on a date, never even asked out anyone in my life
>no girl has ever even shown the slightest hint of interest in me
>only child, was already weird and hyperactive to start with
>didn't have any friends in high school so i didnt learn how to socialize with people my age, which then carried over into college, which then carried over into post-college life
>avoid talking to even co-workers because they will ask me about my life and they will see i'm a friendless autistic shut-in and i'll be a pariah at work
>literally cannot even imagine how to hit on a girl, the thought of doing so in public or even meeting a girl from tinder literally terrifies me

i can't wait to die senpai

good pic

>lost virginity at 20
>slept with 10+ girls since
>made no effort in last three years to get laid
>not a manlet
>fit

slap in the face to you guys i guess, but after you get over the hump you'll find fapping is better anyway

Lel.
I'm glad I could help.

>avoid talking to even co-workers
>i'll be a pariah at work
Isn't that already what you are, by your own hand?

>Just turned 23 and still a kisless virgin
Tell me the truth. Did I pass the point of no return?

Jokes on you
Only 3 months till I lose my virginity to fresh virgin Asian hairy pussy

find a hobby, preferably something that makes you more attractive to other people (e.g. lifting)

getting good at something like that breeds self-confidence

>watch porn
>see how the guys have sex with the girl
>literally cannot understand how the sexual positions work
>feel like if i tried it, i would have no rhythm or be unable to hold myself or whatever

i dont get it

it is
how many guys do you know who have that one wierd uncle?

you gotta realize most of those positions are for the camera's benefit and not the enjoyment of the guy or the girl. also a lot of them require a monster dong to pull off

Male virgins are probably the best possible choice for a girl who wants someone very dedicated, loving, he never thinks about cheating, loves her with his entire being, tries his hardest to please her.
Instead Male virgins are regarded as creepos
Females don't even realise how many loving cuddles they are missing out on.

well i should rephrase, its not that i completely don't talk to people, its that basically all the stuff i say is just "observational" stuff.

like when it comes to eating lunch with people or whatever, i eat separately and alone because i dont want people to start asking me about myself and have it revealed im a friendless autist even though people probably already know that about me

girls don't fantasize of sleeping with someone no one else wants who is seen as pathetic by the rest of society

as a 25 year old virgin, this may make sense on paper but in reality its completely different.

male virgins are likely the types that are probably going to be clingy and a girl especially wont like to be with a guy who everyone else thinks is undesirable and pathetic

>tfw 26
>have fucked three girls, wasn't really attracted to any of them


I'm intimidated by the girls I am attracted to but I could easily get girls I'm not attracted to. I'm not willing to lower my standards though

dont lose hope brehs

once you break the seal it gets a lot easier

This is wrong


Coming from this guy

23 was the year at which I ended up exploring sexually
Didn't really do much since then though but I gained some confidence that I at least can if I feel like it.

get drunk around drunk sluts in college and hope for the best because after that good fucking luck

I'm attracted to I would say probably like 75% of girls around my age (late teens through 20s)yet still don't even bother talking to them ;_;

But I would never be able to get any of them, let alone even know what to do on a date with htem

one of the truest lines in cinema:

>Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.

Do you want to be friendless though?
Because if the answer is no then you should really reconsider your decision to keep your coworkers at arms length. At least if they seem like decent people.
It's a great place to start building and expanding your circle of friends/acquaintances.

This. I have a gf of five years or so and I just fapped in the shower because sex can be a chore

>really unrealistic
>20 yrs virgin

i must be special

I would recommend getting on dating apps but I've had very little success on them. Maybe it's because my standards are too high but I just get maybe one date every few months. And I use five different dating apps


I don't think I'm bad looking and I have a good job (software developer) and I'm very athletic but I'm short (5'5") and am very insecure about it

Meh, I've heard all the horror stories about tinder, how it's like 85% guys so girls can be picky as hell, and for a guy like me (short, skinny, ugly as fuck, no friends) i would have basically zero chance at even getting a match on there.

unfortunately i've literally been friendless for like over a decade (25 now, friendless since around 14) and i honestly don't even know what it's like to have friends, and this fact alone makes me hesitant to even try to make them because of how socially retarded i am.

you guys are probably better off with regular dating sites vs the hookup apps, where at least you can try to meet people with similar interests rather than totally vain girls thumbing through a rolodex of dick options

Practice pushups, planks, and sphinx planks.