We really really REALLY need a fucking happening in Mexico

We really really REALLY need a fucking happening in Mexico.

Please predict something, Sup Forums

Wall.

>Trump wins
>Every Mexican gets deported back to Mexico
>Mexico becomes great again
>Happenings can now take place

Cartel goes to war with ISIS and wins

I predict that a huge wall will suddenly appear along your northern border sometime early next year.

Hows that for a happening Pedro?

One full day goes by without a beheading.

Cartel executes a Girl on Camera again and provides good fap material,again.

the olympics is only a week away my taco, be patient and kek will provide

His Will be done, His Kingdom come, Amen

If trip, Mexico builds a wall before the USA just to spite them.

KEK HAS SPOKEN, DEAR MEXICANS PREPARE TO BECOME A COUNTRY THAT DESERVE ITS OWN HAPPENING AGAIN.

Next will be France, Calling it.

Mexico itself is a happening.

lmao u got me

>muzzies behead a priest on Beltrán turf
>war ensues
Ebin.

/thread. Mexico is in a state of happening so perpetual that no one fucking cares anymore.

It's always happening in mexico

that's why nobody cares

There are no mudslimes in Mexico

there are some.

Honestly I don't give a shit I have a Visa and I can cross the border anytime I want

OP, it happens so often here that you've become numb. Just look around you.

You will build a wall and you will pay for it.

Just keep doing that cartel shit pancho

roll for OP gets happened

Trump nukes mexico

You mean the same shit from 20 years ago?

>More students disappear, including at least 2 Americans that were mistook for Mexicans.
>Found days later either burned or buried with torture marks.
>Pinata's government implodes, army moved to main cities.
>U.S. talks of intervention if state of chaos is imminent.
>Cartel sees a power vacuum and moves in on towns.
>Self defense forces push them back with counters.
>Cartel members start getting slaughtered in streets.
>Government sends in army to these towns
>Zapatistas and others hurl rocks and shit.
>Government gets BTFO.
>Trump tears up NAFTA.
>Fox found hanging
>wearing womans clothing

You mountain Mexicans can grow limes again instead of being forced to grow weed and opium. Well help you make Mexico great once you ethnically cleanse your cartels. You can start mining and selling things on the global market, instead of trading it to China like the cartels do.

oh shiet

Checked

ROLLING¥

Fuck it, here's my prediction.

We're gonna hear an influx about one specific "big" cartel with comparisons to Daesh, but with a more latent focus on how cultish they can be (due to Santa Muerte being a common figure of worship in Mexico) and just see nonstop influx of their "sacrifices." They'll start happening slowly, but then the real happenign will occur when they somehow livestream a major sacrifice. There'll be a small error of some kind in it, where someone involved might fuck up, and hint that it wasn't to Santa Muerte, but in fact someone else. This'll make people start to more consciously recognize some weird fucking shit's going on in North America.

OR

It'll be a set-up by the Democratic party, but they'll falseflag by saying it was indeed a REPUBLICAN set-up funded by Trump in order to demonize Mexicans and give him an immediate controversy comparable to funded Contras/Al Qaeda/etc.

Nothing will ever happen in Mexico

Happenings only matter in first world countries.

cartels tho

>666

CONFIRMED

Alabanza a KEK, amigos and prepare for civil war.

Kek has spoken

This. If nothing happened in mexico for a whole day it would be international news.

Hopefully peje dies in a car crash coincidentally

No. No you dont. The amount of bloodshed and power required will me immense.

OP gets jailed for NOT selling drugs

Why were these bestowed and endowed to me?

KEK SPEAKS

>Happening in mexico
So daily life in mexico?