New Zealand announces plan to completely eradicate rats

>New Zealand announces plan to completely eradicate rats

>“Our ambition is that by 2050 every single part of New Zealand will be completely free of rats, stoats and possums,”

First it was Australia's war on Emu and Carp, now NZ has declared war on Rats, Possums, and Stoat's. What the fuck is going on down-under?

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telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/25/new-zealand-announces-plan-to-completely-eradicate-rats/
independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/australias-war-on-cats-government-plans-to-cull-2-million-by-2020-10398555.html
rt.com/news/341556-australia-carps-herpes-virus/
abc.net.au/news/2016-04-29/new-strain-of-rabbit-killing-calicivirus-disease-approved/7367142
popsci.com/great-barrier-reef-has-herpes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_weta
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

thats anti-semetic

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/25/new-zealand-announces-plan-to-completely-eradicate-rats/

We have always been at war with the rodents

independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/australias-war-on-cats-government-plans-to-cull-2-million-by-2020-10398555.html

rt.com/news/341556-australia-carps-herpes-virus/
>killing fish by releasing herpes into the water

I see no way that this could potentially backfire

>stoats
Why stoats? They're cuties

Gotta start small and slowly work your way up.

>Possums

American Opossums or Australian possums?
What did they ever do to you kiwis? Did they nibble at some garbage you were saving for later? Bloody up one of your tires?

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New Zealand was the last garden of Eden. Untouched by the ravages of man until the 16th century.

Then came the first men. And just like the "Native Americans" that first came to America (The Clovis people) they destroyed bio diversity. The rats that sailed on the rafts drove many species to extinction, eating the eggs these birds hatch on the ground.

To make the world a more beautiful place, to protect as much diversity as it can hold, you must eradicate the interlopers.

Hitler was a visionary of his time. He tried to protect the diversity of mankind by eradicating the eternal migrant.

Stop it Kiwis. Every animal is useful. It's the same if you tried to exterminate mosquitoes. Yeah they're annoying, suck your blood and shit, but look at the pros. They kill a lot of niggers annually.

hopefully they start with John Key

Australian Possums.

There are millions of these annoying, destructive and loathsome creatures.
Much like the Americans who think they're funny.

Fucking dumbass government won't focus on their people and instead takes the corporate dick in the ass and in turn fucks the people in the ass too

abc.net.au/news/2016-04-29/new-strain-of-rabbit-killing-calicivirus-disease-approved/7367142
basically rabbit ebola

And coral reef herpes

popsci.com/great-barrier-reef-has-herpes

They're looking for the delegates I see.

Can I move there and live off Rat Bounties?

10/10 I type with tears welling in my eyes

The women all have stds anyway .

Why is New Zealand trying to kill Ted Cruz's family?

Gas the rodents, New Zealand is a pure land

the Australians lost trying to Annex territory from the autonomous Nation of Emu, what hope does New Zealand have of genocide against an animal

Damn, that IS cute

They're trying to wipe out ground predators that are endangering birds.

Oy vey! What did they do to deserve this shoah?

natura horret vacuum:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_weta
>Giant weta are several species of weta in the genus Deinacrida of the family Anostostomatidae. Giant weta are endemic to New Zealand and are examples of island gigantism.

>There are eleven species of giant weta, most of which are larger than other weta, despite the latter already being large by insect standards. Large species can be up to 10 cm (4 in) not inclusive of legs and antennae, with body mass usually no more than 35 g. One captive female reached a mass of about 70 g (2.5 oz.), making it one of the heaviest documented insects in the world[1] and heavier than a sparrow.
enjoy!

DEATH TO RATS, STOATS, AND POSSUMS

SOUND THE BELL, MUSTER THE TROOPS, BRING OUT THE CUSTARD-STUFFED CRUMPETS WITH RASPBERRY SAUCE, WE'RE SLAUGHTERING THEM ALL TONIGHT

THE HOUR OF DESTINY IS FINALLY AT HAND, NO MORE WILL WE SUFFER AT THE TEETH OF THE VERMIN HORDES

LIGHT THE BEACONS AND ALERT THE WATERSHIP WARREN, WE'RE GASSING ALL THE FUCKING STOATS TONIGHT

Oy vey! How anti-semetic!

Kek

REMOVE RODENT

Hitler had a plan to eradicate rats as well.

Rats are introduced to New Zealand via ships carrying British criminals.

New Zealanders also have to kill themselves to save the nature and keep the balance of evolution.

rodents are pests, those are invasive species that dosent naturally exist in the maori island shithole.
it kills native species, threatening them to exinct.

>then they say biodiversity is a good thing.

Well you see, we don't have any real crises so we focus resources on more mundane shit. Would rather deal with animals than refugees.

When will Europeans decide to completely eradicate roaches?

I really wish possums here were treated as pests instead of a protectex species.
The dammage to property by these filthy creatures is massive.

stoat lives matter

Wipe out one species to save a weaker one, why?

omg that is this is the cutest animal i never heard of

Didn't even see the punchline coming. 10/10

Because we use to have giant flying eagles that ate everything that flew so the prey evolved to live on the canopy floor and climb instead.

new zealander's are a bunch of self loathing wankers that hate their european heritage and basicly cuck themselves to the native niggers. They make fools of themselves at every sporting event by doing some shitty "war dance" thats so cringe its almost unwatchable and now they want to murder innocent stoats that are fucking awesome because anything thats awesome in NZ must be changed like the union jack. They want to be the canada of the orient so we should oblige and just call them a fucking fern from now on.

Y u do this goyim??

It is a thought crime to think otherwise.

Because the Earth is a beautiful place and is in harmony. Why fuck it up?

My fucking sides.

your PM is a rodent

FUCKING RATOPHOBIC WHITE MALES! JUST THINK OF HOW THIS MAKES TED CRUZ FEEL!?!?

Because they are vicious

Cruz btfo. Can't stump, won't stump.

They're calling in an expert

>>stoats

They kill native birds