Homestuck 2.0

Will 2.0 have a character anywhere nearly as good as mituna?

No but I'm sure there will be lots of good Porrim analogues.

My boner likes the sound of that idea.

someone wanted this

the real question is whether the new lowblood troll will be able to live up to the high standards of those of the same blood caste

Was there a last thread?

yea

kek, fucking perfect

Realistically, which kids would be the best parents?

No, of course not, there is no Homestuck General.

john and jade

John "Bring home an A or you'll wish you were gay" Egbert

Here's a more interesting (filled-out) version of the game we played yesterday. I'm going to bed though so if you want to play it, one of you will have to post updates of the image with lines drawn.

I'll handle it
Sleep tight

"MAYBE I'M JUST LIKE PREEMPTIVELY THE WORST FUCKING PIECE OF TRASH WHO EVER LIVED AND DON'T EVEN KNOW IT YET"
-Karkat Vantas, Act 5 Act 1

dirk/jane
jake/roxy
caliborn/joey

aradia x damara
aradia x sollux
aradia x equius

John/Roxy
Rose/Kanaya
Joey/Caliborn

>not having this good taste in ships

GOOD MORNING

davejade
johnroxy
kanayarose

...

aradia no
thats all the cereal we have!

>Joey is on this one
If we play I want to start with:
JOEY AND ROXY

amporacest
Nitramcest
Dave/Jade

ty

>Joey is on it
>But not Jude

aradia/equius
jade/karkat
john/vriska

latula/mituna
sacred don't touch it

john/roxy
meenah/aranea
vrisna/aranea

Who wins?

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Vriska/Mituna
I sure hope you're writing these down on a notepad or something, holy fuck that's a lot

>joey/caliborn is the first

sweet mother of mercy

Why aren't you using the official beforus troll sprites?

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right
right
right
left

It's a deviantart image with other stuff pasted ontop.

Katnep
DaveJade
Eri/Mituna

Sollux x Damara
Meenah x Aranea
Vriska x Kanaya

yep

>Group of Johns completely wrecks Terezi
>Serkets win because of luck trickery
>Megidos utterly dominate Equius
>Dave plows dick-first into the pile of hot moms

There are some good fic ideas in that picture.

>the sufferer and god tier karkat
>both immune to mind control
asses were kicked

Jade isn't a hot mom though

Theirs. There's no way anyone but John, Jade or Jake could beat Vriska in a fight.

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Mituna/Latula
Nepeta/Karkat

Jane/Eridan
Vriska/Mituna
Terezi/Nepeta

What is Homestuck 2.0? Will Karkat do a thing?

vriska/aranea
jake/damara
kankri/porrim

JakeVriska
DirkEquius
JaneKat

>Homestuck 2.0
>having anything to do with Homestuck
It will be sold to producers or backers or whoever as being a Homestuck thing, and then "at the last moment" it will have turned out to be a barely-related ruse that Hussie wanted to try out instead of what was asked for.

For the future, but your ships as character/character for easy confirming

kek

Also
>German flag eyes
>Turns out to be the world's biggest cuck

Dirk/ANYONE don't let him be the sad one twice, that's bullying user!

Jake/Vriska
Dirk/Equius
Ruffio/Tavros

karkat is like the hard counter to light players thanks to his curse
even the shittiest, weakest version of him was able to defeat the luckiest entity in paradox space

vriska was shown to be able to mind control him easily

>implying the Vantas army can beat the Serket trio
LOL

If Porrim is allowed to be there, then Jade should be there, too.

The only other dirk ship is dirk/jane
kek

If I make an adventure-style game with hiveswap's 3D aesthesic but nothing related to homestuck would i get sued?

jade's a hot grandma, not a hot mom

Dirk/Kankri
Damara/Tavros
Jane/Eridan

Not yet she isn't.

Kankri/Damara
Dirk/Equius

>immune to mind control
you fucking dink

no. you can't copyright an art direction

equius is already taken you dopes

Karkat/Kanaya
Damara/Kankri
Sollux/Aradia

Sollux/Terezi
Dirk/Horrus

I assume the god tiers to have a much stable personality than the mainline Karkat. One of them is probably Emperor Karkat, but Paradox Space (Hussie) treats him as a fucking joke.

I dunno, the aspect which timeline is doomed and which is not seems so fucking arbitrary.

Didn't notice, becomes kinda hard with all the lines you know?

don't worry i got you

dirk/kurloz

He beat Clover, who is nothing without his luck. Vriska is still a way better fighter than him when luck gets taken out.

>gay erasure
wow rude
I'm going off all the options from the thread so its clear
I've never done this before so I have no clue if I should post it, wait for a new confirmed ship, then repost again

Shipping is stupid.
It got fetishised in Homestuck, which was it's downfall.

>spare karkats and kankris get murdered swiftly
>only alpha karkat, sufferer and god tier left
>mindfang lands a blow on the sufferer
>serket twins destroy god tier via shenangians
>only alpha karkat is left
>looks up at the three and begins to unlock his true blood powers
>before he can manage he feels something strange
>feels the power of a fully adult futa spider troll cock in his tight butt

either the curse made clover lose his luck... or the outcome of their fight shifted so far into karkat's favor (no more allies, all the other godkids would converge on him) that'd he'd be lucky to survive, so he was simply captured non-lethally and without injury

Eridan/Sollux

Katnep good job anons, good job.

>German flag eyes
when was this?

Eridan/Cronus
Calliope/Kankri
Feferi/Sollux

Yellow sclera/Red iris/Black pupil
That's what an adult Karkat's eyes look like

You are shit, your ship is shit, and if we ever play again it sure as fuck isn't happening again!

Terezi/Sollux
Kankri/Damara
Eridan/Feferi

I'll take katnep as long as it implies davejade is safe desu

Meulin/Kankri
Horuss/Damara
Feferi/Sollux

>mindfang lands a blow on the sufferer
>everyone's ears get blown out
>blood aspect's vitality boost vs. cerulean resilience in a race to not bleed out first

Damara/Tavros
Terezi/Meulin
Cronus/Feferi

UNCLAIMED
Caliope
Meulin
Porrim
Horrus
Kurloz
Cronus
Fefari
Eridan
Gamzee

kurloz/gamzee
calliope/meulin
horuss/feferi

Meulin/Feferi
Calliope/Kurloz
Calliope/Gamzee

Eridan/Cronus
Kurloz/Meulin
Sollux/Feferi

Meulin/anyone

eri/calliope

eri/cronus

Eridan/Cronus
Horuss/Meulin

Feferi/Calliope would've been actually pretty cute.

Meulin/Feferi
Eridan/Gamzee
Damara/Horuss

wwhy