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>when did you realize that you'll die as a virgin and never experience true love?

I refuse my faith, I will find a gf and have sex with her on a regular basis next year.
2018 is mine!

You’ll never have sex or experience true love if all you do is judge then by their tits and ass.

When I realized you need friends in order to get a gf.

>Black turk bull
>Dies virgin
LMAO!!!

About 6 years ago.

but Im not a virgin anymore
However I'll probably die alone without experiencing true love

good luck user!!
thats what I said to myself before 2017, and this year was truly the best one for me
Hope 2018 will be as half as good

I need the sauce for some reason.

When a girl laughed at me in high school for saying I was a kv

it kinda hit hard when i was around 20, but i quickly got over it
almost 24 now and feels good

In my fourth year of college

It's impossible to find, I've searched for it for over a month. I've posted asking for sources in numerous threads. I've made posts on reddit , on the requests board on Sup Forums, on /gif/. Absolutely everywhere you can think of. But nobody knows.

I've had sex hundreds of times and have been in a serious, loving relationship three years now.

Where did you find it to begin with?

Hope you took her to favela where she never returned

/n/ in some spam post that got removed shortly after. I saved the webm.

Ask there, the original poster must be lurking .

25 next month and virgin, not kissless or handholdless though.

Got whiskey dick when I was 18 and couldn't fuck my gf, then I became a shut in.

Getting out now but idk where to meet girls

When I realized girls younger than me are not just having sex but are also kinky, pornstars, prostitutes, etc.
I'm 23 yo but I still feel like I'm 16. Everyone moved on, but not me. Didn't even get my first kiss.

If I really wanted I could sex some favela girl, and I'm getting desperately close to trying

You still have any number of chances left if you just don't give up and stay active. Here's a secret for you: most young women actually prefer a slightly older man.

She was your gf but you never tried to have sex again after one mishap?

turbo autism, I understand him I also couldn't get it hard the first time

I was worried it would happen again so didn't bother the next time and then we decided to go our separate ways.

Quite literally me. Like holy shit.

If it was possible it would already happen.

Wow this white guy is lucky as fuck

>That lick
Damn that was hot

Bit spooky desu

>there's a Finnish version of me

What are your hobbies?

>most young women actually prefer a slightly older man
Only if said man would be able to get a gf of his own age, no girl wants a depressed creepy guy

Don't have any

That's understandable, what I don't get is why give up?
Oh man. Harsh.
Well, that attitude certainly isn't doing you any favors.

Plenty of people have their first sexual encounter at 23 or older, it's up to you if you want to be one of them or stay a virgin.

Well you're not me then, get some hobbies mate, doesn't matter how autistic just do what you like doing.

True, my point is that age really isn't a problem, just an excuse. Instead of worrying about that it would be better to focus on other issues.

I had come to terms with dying a virgin until I stopped being in denial about being a faggot. Now I think I'll probably end up losing my virginity to some HIV infected fatass from grindr or something.

>>Plenty of people have their first sexual encounter at 23 or older
Sure, when they decided that dignity is overrated and paid a whore to do the deed

plenty of girls actually showed interest in me first
but I was always too shy or autistic or a narcissistic asshole to make something out of it, I want a girlfriend purely to show her around I don't even fancy putting my penis inside some dirty cunt

It is a problem when you have 0 dating experience by the time you are out of high school, you'll never fill that gap

That certainly simplifies things but pretty pointless imo, it removes almost everything that makes sex worth having. It's hardly the only option, though.

It's a disadvantage, certainly, but not one that can't be overcome. Lots of people in university have little to no real relationship experience, there's no real barrier to starting from scratch. Reading up on related topics can also help (not the PUA shit, actually relevant stuff).

America(middle easterner ethnicity)
17-had hopes of possible marriage but now I'm just taking the celibate pill

>Well, that attitude certainly isn't doing you any favors.

People get their first kiss when they're 12 and 13(approx.). I'm 23.
There's a reason why that didn't happen. I'm not good looking and have bad social skills. It's not as easy as you and other people put. "lmao just put yourself out there so ez". Girls wouldn't date me.

...

on NEETbux?

21 year old virgin here (not kissless tho)
I unironically went out on a date with a girl today and it went quite well (she texted me first not so long after our date so I take that as a positive sign that she's interested)
I really hope that this is going to work out. I do have exams comming up in January so I won't be able to see her that much if we decide to date more...
also I'm already freaking out about what I should say to her if we ever get to sex... like do I say I'm a virgin or is it better to pretend that you already had sex like once or twice?

You can't change your looks but unless you're really hideous it's probably not an insurmountable obstacle. Your body, your style and your social skills are all things you can work on. Once you have those at a reasonable level then yes, putting yourself out there IS incredibly important. I'm not saying it's easy, but it's definitely doable with serious, long-term effort.

>It's hardly the only option, though
It is for someone like me
>Lots of people in university have little to no real relationship experience
In my class of 200 people, the only other guy that never had a gf besides me was this creepy turboautismo that made Sminem look like Humphrey Bogart

No NEETbux I'm afraid.

A long time ago, I don't care tho

Don't tell her you're a virgin mate trust me.

Girls will go
>aww that's cute
But they will probably avoid fucking you. Don't tell her, or tell her after fucking her.

>It is for someone like me
Why exactly?
>In my class of 200 people, the only other guy that never had a gf besides me was this creepy turboautismo that made Sminem look like Humphrey Bogart
Fake it til you make it then. I can guarantee you that someone in that 198 is lying.

As I said, if that would work for me it would already happen.

hmmm yeah this is what I indeed fear... if I'm honest to her I run the risk of her thinking I'm some sort of loser who was never able to get another girl so she'll avoid me

on the other hand, won't she notice that I don't really know what I'm doing?

I wouldn't mention it, but if she asks I'm not sure it's a good idea to straight up lie either. I don't think you should have much to worry about though, if she's into you it'll be fine. Try not to stress about it.

>Why exactly?
I have 0 friends, I work 10 hours a day in an office with only old people in it, I live in a tiny ass town mostly inhabited by old people where I don't know anyone and I'm generally asocial
>Fake it til you make it then. I can guarantee you that someone in that 198 is lying.
Too late for that now. Also, it's hard to fake your girlfriend kissing you after graduation

What concrete steps have you taken? How hard have you been trying and for how long? Things usually don't just "happen", you need to make them happen, or create the right conditions for them to happen.

Maybe but it won't matter

abi I had sex with British girl only this weekend and she's staying over again this weekend

extremely sexy girl, looks Turkish even though she's fully English, think am catching feelings though

>won't she notice that I don't really know what I'm doing?
Not necessarily, as long as you have a pretty good idea of what to do (and who doesn't these days) and act natural then there's a good chance she'll have no idea. There's really nothing to it.

>tell her after fucking her.
reminds me of the Vice article interviewing girls after the "trauma" of being fucked by a virgin without knowing.
That was clicbait though, probably Chad trying to make late bloomers feel bad.

Normies just don't understand...

Anyway, I'm hungry and I'm going to eat now so I don't feel like going into too much details about it. Have a nice day.

Fuck off we're full

I was born here lol

And I will continue to shag without a condom (partly cus I don't know how to put one on)

>Be me at 11 years of age
>Interested in girl
>Ask her out
>Says yes
>Talk all summer holidays and try to organise a day for us to go out
>We keep setting dates but something always manages to "come up"
>End of holidays near and she says she never loved me and it was just her and her friends fucking with me all summer
>mfw wasted all summer
>mfw I sperg out and start shit talking her over chat
>mfw at school she pretends to be an innocent victim of me "harassing" her
>She gets her friends and, in front of the whole school, starts ripping into me

I got bullied relentlessly in Primary School and I finally thought my life was turning around when I got super popular in the first year of secondary school.
After that incident I was ostracised and bullied for the remaining years at the school.
Kissless, hugless, virgin and socially stunted.

Well that certainly does sound a bit tricky, I'm from Helsinki and I don't know shit about small town life. Surely there must be some place where you can find single girls, though?

>I'm not sure it's a good idea to straight up lie either
I don't really want to lie to her but I don't know... I feel kinda intimidated since she already had a boyfriend in the past so she probably had sex several times already with him. Since she's hot I also assume that she had some random sexual encounters while she was single

I was just thinking about telling her I had a drunk one night stand once after a college party or something but that I don't remember a lot of it

I hope so

>have a pretty good idea of what to do
my knowledge of sex is limited to porn tho

You speak like a foreigner, are you a paki?

But how do you work on your social skills if you don't have anyone to talk to but your parents and passionately hate normies

>Normies just don't understand...
>Anyway, I'm hungry
Geez I sense a pattern... Are you often hungry? How many times do you eat a day?

that's a nice butt

All appearances to the contrary, I'm not a normie. I've just aged and gathered enough life experience to pretend to be one.
wat

for you

>Things usually don't just "happen", you need to make them happen, or create the right conditions for them to happen.
But it did for all other people, they didn't have to try to be normal, they just were and they went on with their lives socializing, making friends and getting into relationships.
Why not me?
If I couldn't get into any kind of relationship having a decently active social life while in college in Milan, I won't surely find one while living in a mountain town

As long as you understand the practical difference between sex and porn (doing stuff that feels good instead of stuff that looks good) then that's a perfectly good starting point.

>wat
They were making it look like an epidemic, girls living in fear of having sex with a virgin weirdo without knowing. Saying of course they didn't mind fucking a virgin, but not a liar. Feeling "raped" afterwards. "Used".

Oh and I wouldn't lead with a made up story like that. The less said the better.

what the fuck kid, all jokes aside get out of Sup Forums before you ruin your life

Sounds like some kind of april fools' joke.

When I was around 20

wh*Te girls need TURKİŞ BLACK BULLS

>I told my bird that I was a virgin
Question is did you tell her before or after, retard. And I'm not a virgin, Joe Paki.
(thinks he's a Chad because he fucked one (1) girl, kek)

I am a Greek

I never considered the opposite possibility desu

greece is BLACK too

I'll keep that in mind

I won't bring it up unless she asks about it but I think I'll probably lie if she ever asks about my sexual experience

This very year

I have accepted my faith

Age 20 or so.
Life is much better once you've given up.

After my first time she also told me I was her best, and I hadn't even told her I'd been a virgin. That's why I always tell people not to worry about it, point being you might suck or you might be great, but there's no guarantee either way so why stress.

When I was age 24. I always wanted a pristine chaste gf, a girl who wouldn't ever think of sex other than as a favour to me, and wouldn't look at any other men but be completely devoted to me. Then I had a long, deep conversation with one of my female friends who revealed to me that: 1) women are curious about sex and usually lose their virginity out of curiosity, not out of love; 2) women have an independent sexual agency and will fuck you because they are attracted to you, not because you are her Male God who demands sacrifice; 3) women sometimes date you without being in love with you; 4) you're not unique or special and anyone can fall in love with anyone else unless they are disgusted by the other person; 5) there's no one true love, even if you found the perfect gf, there are millions of guys who can complement her like you do and there's millions of girls who can play the role of your second half. Since then, I find it pointless to find a gf and I know I'll live and die alone.

When I realised that I don't want to bring another human being into the (((current world))) and, seeing as sex has no real use other than reproduction, what's the point in trying?

>she's toying with him
>she could overpower him at any point and take his dick whether he likes it or not

Well, girls don't like being in relationships with guys who are bad in bed

Just keep it simple and pay attention to her and you'll be fine. Kiss a lot, do some foreplay, maybe just stick to the classics to start with (missionary/doggy/cowgirl) and have fun with it. Key is to always respond to whatever she's doing.

Kill yourself my man

True, but any time you have sex with someone for the first time it's a learning experience. There's really no reason to mystify losing your virginity too much, you're just starting an adventure.

Will do!

aight thanks for the tips finnbro, appreciate it

2 time a day usually. I'm not fat, I'm between 60 and 65 kg and I'm 179cm tall.


Good for you.

All of those points are certainly true and very important to understand. Knowing them doesn't in any way devalue love and relationships or make them any less awesome.

girls are awful people

True