Why don't the Dakotas just resolve their differences and finally unite?

Why don't the Dakotas just resolve their differences and finally unite?

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They would never be able to settle their differences
The country would be thrown into civil war

what differences do they have?

southern dakota is mostly corn husking cucks like Iowa etc

northern dakota is full of oil boys/alpha males

Which state sucks more

Don't move there. It's horrible.

>Don't move there. It's horrible.
Why do they suck?

Nice analysis of my state, you waffle eating, bomb exploding faggot.

Do you enjoy -45 degree winters with 50+mph winds?

>you waffle eating, bomb exploding faggot.
>tfw you want to refute this but you are right
that being said, I don't get why we're so known for waffles, nobody cares about that here. beers and fries are much more important to us desu

well, at least they're white

>45 degrees winter

That's hotter than the summer where I live.

yes

thicc waffles are called belgian waffles desu

There'd be no way Dakota would be worth 6 electoral college votes. It's honestly worth small red states splitting further for this exact reason.

sounds like a milder wyoming

In the US, we have waffles and we have "Belgian" waffles which are just bigger waffles.

It's the only thing we can associate with your irrelevant country. Sorry family.

>ND sharing oil tax revenue
Nah

Americans love waffles

>American democracy

Below -45 in the summer? Nigger unless you live in the extreme north of Alaska I call bullshit.

it's a third worlder m8. they don't understand how negatives, degrees, or even toilets work.

Kek it's pretty fucking true, except SD does have the dank black Hills to see / drive through

Negative -45 degrees, both the Dakotas have had winter temperatures that can kill you in minutes if you're dumb enough to hop outside without protective gear.
Then you get some retard strong wind once in a while, few years back one of the larger towns had a storm plow through with 110mp/h wind gusts and it's not uncommon to have 70mp/h. Also no one really lives out there and the Indian Reservations are like Africa with more sadness and casinos, not uncommon to see burning cars on the reservation roads.

Years ago my father worked road construction going through the reservation and they rotated armed workers staying with the vehicles and each morning he had to run a truck with a dozer blade to clear the road and knock any abandoned cars or ones filled with passed out Indians into the ditch.

No, it's not true. Fuck off, Worst Dakota.

Or wait, actually yeah, it's true. South Dakota is just the worst. Please never ever come here. Fuck off, we're full.

So you live in a frozen tundra or are inexplicably using Celsius despite the American flag?

Sorry shouldve mentioned
T. Californian

Whoops, thought that was the ~ (approx.) sign.

>he blames it on my race

K.

>he didn't read the name

The only reason they were separated was because it would fuck the infrastructure due to distant population centers or something

SD are a bunch of bitchy cunts.

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shut up faggot South Dakota is best Dakota u nigger

Which is why I tell no one to move there. Out of respect.

As soon as people do move, the minorities will come.

Lucas?

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Well now I want to talk shit about commiefornia but you seem like a decent dude so I'll just say: South Dakota is a pretty sparsely populated state with two "major" cities on the eastern and western sides. I personally live in the Capital dead center of the state and I love it here. Hunting and fishing for days. Sparsely populated so no niggers or any shit like that. Only problem we have is drunk injuns and they keep to themselves. Plus, if any one of them gets uppity, we have the freest gun laws in the Union so I'll blast a nigga.

But for real: if you're going to abandon that commie state: go to Colorado for DUDE WEED or some shit. I don't want our state to ever be flooded like that state was.

North Dakota great cheap liquor and smokes and BWW is awesome place to eat. Minnesota full of niggers. South Dakota has stupid stuff and that "president rock." Congrats on your fuckig arrowheads, shitdicks

Ive got a buddy that left commiefornia to be with a chick from yankton.
He's married now and loves icefishing more than I do.

South Dakota is so shitty the US government had to terraform an entire mountain into a national monument to try to get people to go there.

t. Minnesotan

Well, your country is fake anyway. If you're not Flemish and willing to rejoin the Nederland you're probably poo.

>waffles
Wew

is fargo realistic depiction of the dakotas?

When I say that Americans don't really appreciate the nature they have, is that true? That looks amazing desu

pic

I'm pretty sure I know that exact lake. If I'm correct: from the perspective of that picture, there is a road directly behind him and a fishing dock to his left out of frame. I want to say Silver Lake, but I can't quite remember.

Well as long as he isn't a cuck, he's cool. I haven't been ice fishing in years. Since I was a teenager actually. I need to hit up my buddies this winter and go with them.

This is quality funposting.

>minnesotans not making up the majority of tourists.
See you during pheasant season Ole.

2 less Republican senators

Yeah, with more corruption.

This, y'all are pussies

Your state went blue for Reagan twice so you have no right to judge anyone desu

Maybe it's like the North and South Korea situation.
One of the two is probably commie country.

>blue
>for Reagan

Aww shit nigga what are you doing

except every election its a narrow battle between democrat and republican for both states. We'll go republican for most executive offices, but its hard for farmers to turn down support from democrats that sign farm subsidies bills.

It should really be eastern and western dakota

South Dakota has the black hills, needles highway, the Badlands, mount Rushmore, and tons of other amazing attractions. North Dakota has... nothing...

Was in North Dakota for three weeks last year for work. The fucking wind just rolls through that state. Absolutely miserable weather the 3 weeks I was there.

t. Minnesota

Can your dad beat my dad in a fight?

I was just there visiting family, seriously a dank state. I never really went more East than Rapid so I didn't see anyone. The 90 is so fucking nice to drive on vs the 91 here in commieland.
Though, the people were pretty fucking red neck sometimes but that's to be expected.
Hunting wise I'm fucking jealous, it sucks dick in commieland.
Needles highway also berry good family
Fucking Wall Drug, what the fuck, pic related

>Why don't the Dakotas just resolve their differences and finally unite?

the split was a scam to acquire 2 extra US Senators

South Dakota is literally injun territory

The North would do well to keep them the hell out.

this. The political/cultural change across the river is unreal.

How about because they know that "Dakota" is the name of a stripper, not a state.

Just to check, is anyone aware that I got this joke from the Fairly OddParents?

Go on...

Celcius right?

No, because nobody here except you is low enough to watch that garbage

North Dakota is Best Dakota.

don't fuck with me, leaf

The missouri river splits south dakota. Central time is on east, mountain time is on west. The eastern side is decent farmland (gets about half the yields of iowa or nebraska). On the western side is high plains desert. The political differences stem mostly from the railroads and the fight for access. Culturally, western south dakota survives off cattle, eastern south slightly more developed. There are only five towns with populations over 20,000 and 4 of them are located on the eastern side.
Western south dakota is HARD right-wing (home to sepratist groups that refuse to pay taxes), while eastern south dakota has a few college towns that soften up the image. All in all, it looks pretty homogeneous from an outside perspective, but theres a riv

North Dakota is cattle/ sugar beet operations between oil booms. The next one will take a few decades to happen again, and is pretty much conservative canada.

Fuck you nigger. South Dakota is best Dakota. You share a boarder with leafs for fuck sakes. Trudeau is about to toss some mudslimes and chinks over your way.

Dude, I saw a somali in Aberdeen saying 'fuck America' on July 4th. We have our own problems.

There are South Dakota higher ups monitoring this thread.

Best watch what you say, anons, best watch what you say.

Do not worry south dakota, Best Dakota will continue to defend the border so you dont have to worry or do anything but level up your shitposting. you're welcome, lower dakota.

I drove across America a few weeks ago for the first time and going west across the Missouri river was like, "holy shit, I'm actually in the west now."

>the people were pretty fucking red neck sometimes but that's to be expected.
Yeah, I was just in the grocery store yesterday and this redneck with cowboy boots and hat was right in front of me. He had a thick cowboy accent, but he was really nice when he had to squeeze by my cart. As a whole, we all seem pretty nice and cordial up here.

>Hunting wise I'm fucking jealous, it sucks dick in commieland.
Yeah, hunting is a big deal up here. In fact, pheasant season brings in a fuck load of people and is actually a large portion of our GDP. Many presidents and vice presidents have traveled here to shoot the little fuckers. Ring-necked pheasant is our state bird.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_pheasant

>Needles highway also berry good family
Hell yeah man. I remember when I was young and we were camping out at the Hills. We went to one of the towns like Deadwood or Lead or something. Anyway, we left and I just wanted to go back to the campsite but my parents suggested we take an extra hour to go through this stupid highway they heard about. I was pissed. Well, the Needles Highway proved to be fucking amazing. Ever since, I take that highway every chance I get.

>Fucking Wall Drug, what the fuck, pic related
I don't know man. Been there once it was lackluster. They always brag how they have signs in Africa and shit. Pic related desu senapitaichi onichan desuneeee

>DUDE WEED

It seems that canada has already cucked you beyond help. And I like to see that nigger get away with that shit in my town.

>I saw a somali in Aberdeen saying 'fuck America' on July 4th.
What the fuck is your problem? Why didn't you tell that nigger to go back home?

Nigga, you had a wasted childhood if you didn't watch it when you were little

We had words. His capri-pants wearing hipster boyfriend was filming the confrontation. It was a set-up from some Northern University thing, I'm sure. I sobered up and went back to Day Country where I belonged.

I was :^)

>reagan
>cowboy

Does he know Reagan was a actor?

THERE IS NOTHING IN NORTH DAKOTA. DO NOT GO TO NORTH DAKOTA. YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO GO TO NORTH DAKOTA. NOTHING IS THERE.

I WONDER WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS POST

>Losing two conservative senators

get fugged gommie

Let's be honest, now that the oil boom is gone, there isn't a reason to go to ND. Nothing but tweakers and hicks if you exclude NDSU

There's nothing in North Dakota. Stay away from North Dakota.

I should never go out into public tee bee aytch. In that situation I would yell all sorts of shit like "go back home you fucking sandnigger! Fucking muzzie piece of shit!" and all that, which would only add fuel to their cause. Plus probably ruin my reputation.

I hate niggers and muzzies so much, if I can be honest with you families.

Nothing to do at all its a state for farming

It hets that cold in Mminnesota too.

Dammit Billy Bob, what are (you) hiding up there?

Absolutely nothing. North Dakota is cold and barren. There is nothing in North Dakota. Do not go to North Dakota.

That does it.

Packing my bags right now, I'm on the plane to Fargo tonight.

Because we'd have to put another star on the flag.

>American edumacation

embarrasing

Why don't the Californias just resolve their differences and finally unite?

and take Nevada and Arizona too because why the fuck not

>forgetting my image

California needs to be split not united

I recognize the animation, I just don't remember the scene.

>>we have the freest gun laws in the Union
>implying

Fuck tourist Dakota.
Minnesotans keep out.

North Dakota best Dakota.
North Dakota stronk,

less shitposting, more grass mowing