What is your opinion on the German language?

What is your opinion on the German language?

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it's round

ein zwei polizei
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6/10 too much ü

Ich liebe es uezs.

As an unbiased third party, I love it
9/10 though, it's impossible to dirty-talk without sounding like a 14 year old

RINDFLEISCHETIKETTIERUNGSUEBERWACHUNGSAUFGABENUEBERTRAGUNGSGESETZ

Wegen der österreich-ungarischen Seidenmalereien?

; ; it's kill since 2013 though

Wrong, you just don't know the right words and how to use them

JA user STECK DEINEN SCHWANZ IN MEINE FEUCHTE FOTZE

umm think again sweaty

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Thanks for confirming
With what kind of people do you even have sex?

>With what kind of people do you even have sex?

SCHÜTTEL MIR DEN SALAT DU GEILE FICKSAU

Hm okay yes good answer indeed.

Was hoping for a good ol "your mom" btw

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just leaving this here

We Germans don't even have enough humour for that sorry.

Tru


>humour

Bong...

>speaking English(simplified)
Kevin...

>Germans learn British English in school
Is this news to you?

i like it
looks neat and more official than english

cool grammar rules, ugly words

Blimey, 60% of the words you're using have the same orgin don't they guv'nah?

I unironically love how it sounds

Eichhörnchen

Risikolebensversicherung

are you wet yet?

>Eichhörnchen
Oachkatzl du Saupreiß

I like the way it sounds, especially when it's spoken in anger

vocaroo it and I'll tell you

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nice voice as well

t-t-thanks

>rolling the R so much
????

Maybe I put a bit stress on it since I was trying to impress the cute Argentinian boy
But desu that's the way I talk and I was born here so...

Do you do requests?

Tbh I have nothing better to do atm. So sure

Say something about destroying europe and all the subhuman races pls

Where exactly are you from my dude?

Grew up in Stuttgart but I'm living in Bochum now

How about a Luther quote, since it's the 500th year after his proclamation:
Die Juden sind ein solch verzweifeltes, durchböstes, durchgiftetes Ding, dass sie 1400 Jahre unsere Plage, Pestilenz und alles Unglück gewesen sind und noch sind.
Martin Luther: Von den Juden und ihren Lügen, Tomos 8, S. 88ff
The jews are such a desperate, poisonous thing,soaked in evil, that they have been and still are, a plague, pestilence and every misfortune to us.

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hot

>What is your opinion on the German language?
too bland and exact, you can make incredibly awful sounding phrases without metric and sense and it'll be dramatically correct.
The language is just made to be spoken on the go, also there's an anormal lack of idioms, for a population of 100 million speakers there's just not enough spice if spice at all.

kinda disgusting, didn't like it, even tho i like german

Well your Polish instincts let you hate everything Protestant I guess

mexicans like spice

Du absolut peinliches Animekind... Geh dich erhängen

it's nice desu

It is nice. People who speak the superior Dutch language also won't have much difficulty learning it.