Character has a cigarette with their coffee

>Character has a cigarette with their coffee

It's called a swedish special. Or like a finnish breakfast, or something, I forget the joke. And It's not coffee, it's vodka. I forget.

>girl's character eat an hamburguer in the car while smoking

Good combo if you want the shakes/diarrhea.

Shakes/diarrhea is a wonderful combo

>Girl has a boyfriend
>She's not black

>can't handle a cup and a smoke

I drop a solid log and then have a nice breakfast.

What? You're saying that only black girls have boyfriends?

White girls have bulls

Are Europeans so poor they can only afford coffee and cigs for breakfast?

it's a great way to stay skinny

there are few combinations that even come close

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>brother will only eat cheese pizza

That's been my weekend morning ritual for a long time, sometimes two cigarettes, it helps me take a dump before breakfast.

>tfw taking a nice dump and having a smoke after

Truly the patrician combo.

What the fuck do you after breakfast then?

if i smoke a cigarette i will shoot heroin so I smoke a pack a day

Beer and cigs for me. A j after I get a couple down.

coffee and cigs is what I wake up with

food later

masturbate

We call it a French breakfast because your breath will smell like shit.