I want to be Japanese
I want to be Japanese
>I want to be Japanese
same
Escape from your neetdom, disavow all hatred and hubris that you cling to. Find true happiness.
same
>not going to japan and impregnating a qt japanese girl for residence
OK.
If so, first of all, Let's learn Japanese which is one of the most difficult language in the world.
>Most difficult
Naw.
Complicated, yes, but there are worse, like Hebrew.
>Let's learn Japanese which is one of the most difficult language in the world.
ok teach me japanese!
ni-hon-go = japanese
wa-ka-ri-ma-sen = sorry no undastand
wa-ka-ra-nai = no undastand!!!!!!!
domo arigato = hello!
i-ta-da-ki-ma-su = god's neat, let's eat
the last sentence cracked me up
Why though?Like he only appealing thing about them is their otaku culture which you can do in your country anyway.
>Complicated, yes, but there are worse, like Hebrew.
>Hebrew
all non-latin alphabet languages are dookie
>be jap
>forced to study entire youth with no free time
>finish education
>forced to work entire adult life in soul crushing corporate job with no time for dating
>get old and die alone
no thanks
Came in here to post this. It's the exact opposite of moeblob SoL garbage
or just be a socially acceptable hikki
Latin script is based Etruscan, which based on Greek, which is based on Aramaic, which is pretty much Hebrew.
>そもそも日本語を習え。
さ、第二は?
I want to be a chad 190cm dutch man.
>wah what could be appealing about Japan :((
>implying anything in your entire country is appealing
I wish I lived in a Japanese suburb
I love the narrow roads, the compact style of the buildings, the vegetation, the friendly but quiet and reserved feeling it evokes
So i can die a overworked salaryman or commit sudoku for dishonoring my family?
No thanks.