I want to be Japanese

I want to be Japanese

>I want to be Japanese
same

Escape from your neetdom, disavow all hatred and hubris that you cling to. Find true happiness.

same

>not going to japan and impregnating a qt japanese girl for residence

OK.
If so, first of all, Let's learn Japanese which is one of the most difficult language in the world.

>Most difficult
Naw.
Complicated, yes, but there are worse, like Hebrew.

>Let's learn Japanese which is one of the most difficult language in the world.
ok teach me japanese!

ni-hon-go = japanese

wa-ka-ri-ma-sen = sorry no undastand

wa-ka-ra-nai = no undastand!!!!!!!

domo arigato = hello!

i-ta-da-ki-ma-su = god's neat, let's eat

the last sentence cracked me up

Why though?Like he only appealing thing about them is their otaku culture which you can do in your country anyway.

>Complicated, yes, but there are worse, like Hebrew.
>Hebrew

all non-latin alphabet languages are dookie

>be jap
>forced to study entire youth with no free time
>finish education
>forced to work entire adult life in soul crushing corporate job with no time for dating
>get old and die alone
no thanks

Came in here to post this. It's the exact opposite of moeblob SoL garbage

or just be a socially acceptable hikki

Latin script is based Etruscan, which based on Greek, which is based on Aramaic, which is pretty much Hebrew.

>そもそも日本語を習え。
さ、第二は?

I want to be a chad 190cm dutch man.

>wah what could be appealing about Japan :((
>implying anything in your entire country is appealing

I wish I lived in a Japanese suburb

I love the narrow roads, the compact style of the buildings, the vegetation, the friendly but quiet and reserved feeling it evokes

So i can die a overworked salaryman or commit sudoku for dishonoring my family?
No thanks.