Alphaman

Nu-males BTFO

>he drinks booze so he's bad ass
Zach Snyder really is a 13 year old trapped in an adult's body

What are they teaching kids these days? Is this kind of superhero really a role model they can looks up to? An alcoholic and probably overall druggie with degenerate tattoos - really?

How much do you think it costs to get shilling like this and what kind of handouts do you give someone that lives in jewyork?

>Posts to Korean muppet forum
>Thinks he's alpha

He is chugging an entire bottle bottle of hard whiskey

Have you ever tried to chug a bottle of whiskey motherfucker?

That shit is badass as fuck and you will be seen as one if you do it at any party you go to anywhere ever

>That shit is badass as fuck

go away zack

>drinking alcohol is bad ass
Underaged b&

so you're saying he drinks like a fish?

Chugging a bottle of Whiskey is badass.

It takes an immense amount of will power and pain tolerance.

It's obvious you've never tried to chug hard liquor in your entire life

>It takes an immense amount of will power and pain tolerance.

nah, just a good tolerance. i did that shit all the time when i was in the Navy.

Carlos!

I get he can swim really fast and stuff by isn't Atlantis a long way away from the shore? It would take him hours and hours to get there.

I can't imagine what my life would have to be like to pay money to watch this.

You'd have to be born a nigger or a mexican, or some other flavor of subhuman with a dangerously low IQ.

>How To Spot a Beaner 101

what does Aquaman even do? I mean talk about lamest super hero

Thanks for breaking glass where my kids play

Go away you spic

>tfw I say this every time I see glass break

Props, user.

The spic is a DC fanboy

Was that Joe Did or that Tim Allen biker movie?

Hail, king of Atlantis! How's the family?

Spic IRL and made that same joke when the trailer came out...RL Carlos here.

mr Carlos, I'm I.C.E.

uh you don't get to bring whiskey