Canadian goose asks cop for help in freeing gosling; cop helps

youtube.com/watch?v=-GwSgsFRYNE
>Be goose
>Beloved goose baby is caught in a weird piece of human trash
>Tap politely on door of cop car
>Lead cop to baby
>Everything turns out completely fine
And they said law enforcement-anserinae relations were at an all time low.

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listverse.com/2013/07/31/10-more-or-lesser-known-supremely-injurious-or-deadly-animals/
ohiogeesecontrol.com/what-to-do-when-a-canada-goose-attacks/
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I must be fucked in the head from too many happenings because that made me cry like a baby.

we're you sad that the birds lived too? Could have been the real happening

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I chopped the head off my rooster because he kept raping all my Hens.

wtf I love women now

wtf i love cops now

Don't birds imprint on their young, though? I've heard tales of folks touching baby birds and then the mother's reject said baby bird.

They're god damn horny bastards, aren't there?

>the stronk black man was scareds of a goose

thats awesome. sometimes animals can really amaze us...

Yeah him and his brother gang raping them. Fuck em stuffed them in a bag cut a hole in the end and off with their heads.

I think we're reaching closer and closer to the singularity.
Soon animals and humans will be able to understand each other.

BTFO

I hate these birds so much too
I guess I learned to love again

Humans will never understand muslims.

The baby looks old enough to be past that point.

Also, I heard that the imprint thing was bull shit.

Fuck roosters man. We had two roosters and about 18 hens, and every time i went out to the chicken hut those poor ladies were getting raped senseless.

Roosters are the niggers of the bird world.

Thanks for posting this.

All the happenings get me down sometimes. This was just cute.

This is why men should not be cops. We need more women cops to stop the hate.

Please take note of these posts, this is what new zealanders are like, and everytime you see a post like this with an Australian flag, it's a newzealander welfare cuck in our country NOT us.

>i murdered him because he wasn't nice to the ones i will murder too

>strong maternal instincts of the white woman prevails over the dindu.

lost

>gosling

Looks the same to me breh. Also who

Careful Muhammadans i will chop your heads off too.

Next time I hear an Aussie say something about his rooster raping hens and proceeding to cut his head off as punishment, I'll make note its a new zealander.

birds.cornell.edu/AllAboutBirds/attracting/challenges/orphaned/document_view


Q. If I handle a baby bird, its parents will pick up my scent and abandon it.
A. It's a myth that parent birds will abandon young that have been touched by humans—most birds have a poor sense of smell and are probably unable to detect the scent of humans on their eggs or nests.

Wtf, I love Canadian geese n.... whoah!?

Nice try to goose poster!

>tfw birds know how to interact with cops better than nigs do.

Really makes you think

And the problem is?

My rooster was doing the same but I just shot it with a 10/22 instead.

Get a hold of yourself man...

But what if it was a black man tangled in some rope? Would they have helped him or just shot him?

>black cop afraid of a goose
>has to get a white woman to save the day

oh god its true when you think about it

cops have never in their existence shot a bird while on patrol

You're retarded. Kill yourself.

Did you know that cats rarely meow to eath other?
Meowing is literally only there to get Humans to do stuff

As a leaf

That Goose had it coming

Thanks user. That was a great distraction from all the happenings going on in the world. :)

you're the mohammedan here, obsessed with chopping heads off

the goose would have shot him

How the fuck did the goose know to knock on the officers car? That goose is a fucking genious

>twf i'm a goose torpedo now

See he looks like he's on our side, but note how schizophrenic he behavior is, never trust schizos.

I can't tell who is jihadding who anymore

Alright, which one of you is this?

>HEY YOU HONK ASS WHITE PIG, CANTCHU SEE I'M TIED? COME HERE 'N' RELEASE ME BEFORE I BUST A CAP IN YO ASS

wtf i love canada now

youtube.com/watch?v=PPnAEfJepyA

fuck geese

Well the goose acted properly.
>Got cop's attention in a non-intrusive way
>Kept a polite distance while the cop did her work
>Kept its beak and talons in clear view at all times
>Honked a thank you as it left

You fools, Geese are the niggers of birds

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geese can be used like guard dogs. knowing that niggers are scared of them, i may give this more serious consideration.

wtf I hate rope now

"Hand me over the goose, Dahnald!"

>not having a clue about animals
>not understanding what a stress can do to meat
You realy should stop posting and look into a book from time to time, fucking nigger

That's what anyone that knows anything about roosters is like. They're fucking shit animals that contribute nothing.

this is propagander

Funny how a goose and ask a cop for help without getting shot but a nigger cant.

Sometimes the world amuses me.

Niggers are always scared of animals. Probably genetic memory of them trying to rape baboons and getting their face ripped apart.

I'll remember that when the race wars start, i'll bring a bugie along to scare the niggers.

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>implying canada geese aren't mean mofos

Aren't new Zealanders and Australians pretty much the same, kiwi bro?

This would never happen in a muslim or chinese country.

Ever see one near a bee or wasp? They completely lose it.

Does that apply to cum?

I don't get this fear of geese.

Just punt that shit if it starts acting aggro.

post budgies

Wait they didn't shoot the Goose and Ryan Gosling?

I don't think I'll ever get tired of this meme.

This is correct.

In Iraq
>Fuck that goose, I've got better things to do, like raping kids.
In China
>Rhat goose rooks derrishouse.

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Why would the jews lie to us to make us not help birds? What do they want the birds from telling us?

There really is a stock image for everything. In this case, lifestock.

>the male cop was too scared to help the baby and had to call in backup

Probably had his taser drawn on the mom goose

Goose has more respect than niggers haha

dailykos.com/story/2014/6/25/1309477/-Woman-Attacked-by-a-Canada-Goose-Spends-5-Days-in-Hospital

>"I thought, 'If I just zip past I'll be fine,'" Surman said. "But I misjudged how fast I was going and the goose misjudged my intentions.
>"What I remember is the goose giving me the evil eye and then the goose wrapping its wings around my head, and I can't see and I hear myself screaming," she said.
>The next thing Surman remembered was that she was lying on the ground and having difficulty getting up.

listverse.com/2013/07/31/10-more-or-lesser-known-supremely-injurious-or-deadly-animals/

>However, geese that abandon their wild habitats maintain their territorial nature, leading to potential conflicts with humans. Canada geese attacks have led to broken bones, head injuries, and flesh wounds.

ohiogeesecontrol.com/what-to-do-when-a-canada-goose-attacks/

This.

Try fucking with our birds.

Yeah, apparently they meow almost exclusively to their kittens. They do the same to us because they think we're huge retarded babies

>If you free the geese(your food), you win.

>animals
>meat
>being an omnivore
>being this blue-pilled
You Germans sicken me even at the best of times, but this is just stupid.

Do you eat meat? If you do, then just think about all the chickens/cows/pigs who have been slaughtered to feed your fatass.

Thanks for that, OP :]

People hate Geese but love Swans

I'll never understand it.

Swans are basically what happens when Geese hit lvl 36 and evolve.

They are bigger, stronger, faster, and far more angry. They will kill your dog and your children if they get a hold of them.

Swans are the true cunts

Comfy cop-thread?
youtube.com/watch?v=Gl8yWRoyFWo
youtube.com/watch?v=Cd8ZTKU8csw

That's so scary.
How do you canadians survive?

you are scared

Wtf? That eagle must have been a Bernout

Aren't they supposed to do that?

wtf I hate pollution now

Based goose

Its okay user.. These are some pretty rough times.

I wished for happenings 3 months ago but I take it back now.. All I can hope for now is Trump winning presidency.

Both of the male officers should be commended.

Liberals and BLM confirmed for dumber than fucking geese.

Goose confirmed smarter than niggers, more at 11

nah they are suppose to do this weird little dance before she lets them jump her bones.

We won the Great Goose War and forced them onto reservations

>Literal animals manage to interact with cops without being shot and niggers can't