What did America mean by this?

What did America mean by this?

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Obeying their Jewish masters.

its hygienic and aesthetic
>girl pulls your dick out
>wonders why it looks weird

>girl pulls my dick out
>foreskin is pulled out because I don't have a microdick and the skin pulls back when I get hard

God that's sickening. Who in their right mind could do that to a fucking baby?

Fap-lotion industry

Remove the skin when they're 1 day old, give them a "vagina" when they're 10 years old. It's the American Dream.

>tfw cut
I'm just thankful dr shekelstein didn't make it a super tight/low cut, or worse cut my dick open or something. My skin still covers part of the glands.

I think this only applies to cuts where the skin is barely movable. AFAIK there's different kinds of circumcisions, some way worse than others.

I grew up in Brooklyn and didn't realize what circumcision was until 9th grade, boys locker room seeing everyone else have pale cockheads hanging out unsleeved. Shit was sooo awkward. I had so many questions like "why?" and "how do you not cum from the friction on your exposed knob?"

But of course you can't just start a conversation about dicks, shit's super gay.

I know that feel bro

Who /parents cared about him/ here?

Haha, let's mutilate our kids, haha.

i am also cut :-(

>hygienic and aesthetic
What?

SRS works better with the foreskin intact as it's the only mucosal skin on the penis

i often wonder what it's like to be uncut. i imagine fapping feels 100x better but how does sex work with all the extra skin? like sometimes even when hard the foreskin still covers half the head, how does that work?

aww american baby gives his first tip

it's just for their own good.

>like sometimes even when hard the foreskin still covers half the head
It's not supposed to cover anything when the penis is fully erect.

it pulls back. what kind of a question is that?
it pulls back when you penetrate, or at least it should if not somethings wrong

>It's not supposed to cover anything when the penis is fully erect.
aaaaa

When I watch porn, it's a little weird to see the discolored cut dicks. Mine looks pretty fucking raw pink when I get hard and expose the head and I'm a 24 year old chronic masturbator. Can't imagine what it would be like to have all the sensitivity rubbed away by the time I'm 15 because my parents couldn't help themselves. A fucking nightmare.

What? Don't worry if you have problems with that. You can easily stretch the skin. I've had phimosis myself.

only in the united states this is the case.

>a-at least i don't cum early

I'm uncut and it takes forever to cum. My hands get tired all the time.

Yo my foreskin does not retract when I'm fully erect

Am I human?

Go see a doctor.

>be american
>wife gives birth to a beautiful baby boy
>happiest day of your life
>wait a minute
>somethings wrong with the child
>it's penis is different than yours
>feels of massive insecurity overcome you
>shaking with impotent rage with the realisation that you're parents willingly mutilated you and that what you are is unnatural
>hyper ventilating from the post traumatic stress and phantom pain from what happened to you on the day of your birth
>wife is too exhausted to pick up on your negative feelings but the doctor understands seeing this every day
>he grabs a knife and slices off part of your babies penis
>once he wipes away the blood and discards your child's flesh you calm down
>all is right with the world
>get shot

What if they circumcise me

I can still shoot semen like 5 feet even with the foreskin still up, both in sexual and defensive situations

>What if they circumcise me
Of course they will circumcise you. What are you, some kind of a commie?

2 things you can do:

1. Slowly stretch it out yourself. Can be painful but you won't cripple yourself or anything.

2. Go to a doctor and get circumcised. Also painful.

It's a common problem. Usually you'd have dealt with it as a kid after penis inspection day. Doctors should have told your parents it was a problem and your mother would have teased and stretched your foreskin over week or so.

>penis inspection day
wtf, it's actually a real thing?

No, of course not... kids get their dicks checked by nurses when they take their yearly physicals. So there is 0 reason for a parent to let their kid grow up to adulthood with dick problems.

Penis inspection day is a weird rape fantasy meme.

>checked by nurses when they take their yearly physicals
Do you get huge ass medical bills for that too?

but what if you live in african shithole what then huh? is your muh dick feels more important than billions of african lives? mutilate your babies genitals you fucking islamophobes and anti-semites.

>cannot fap without Lube

Yeah good job America another reason you are the most stupid country in the solar system

>It's not supposed to cover anything when the penis is fully erect.
Wait, is this true?
Mine looks kind of like an elephants trunk and is fully covered even when hard.

Good one

Have you tried to pull it off?

its called phimosis and its pretty common
its not a problem really unless you cant do it when unerect too

Of course I can pull it back but I don't know why I would do that, it's easier to masturbate with the skin and the bellend feels very sensitive so I'd rather have the skin covering it.

iktf

It feels much better during sex, both for the girl and the guy apparently.

>but I don't know why I would do that
To have sex. You are supposed to wear a condom with skin pulled off. In case of masturbation yes, you can use your own skin.

>implying I have sex
But alright, note taken.

I want to kill the person who convinced my parents it was a good idea to do this perverted genital mutilation to me.

I am autistic virgin myself, but it's useful to know things like that, just in case.

You should blame your parents for that. It was their decision.

>tfw remembering the American mum who was jailed for not getting her son mutilated
>That pic of her sobbing as she was forced to sign the consent form
Genuinely one of the saddest things I've seen

it is, of course, but I think they genuinely believed it's the right thing to do and I don't want to hate them for being brainwashed when they otherwise treated me well. I once even casually brought up my stance on the issue and my mom defended it on the basis that it prevents health problems or whatever. I don't think they thought they had a choice.

source pls

>they genuinely believed it's the right thing to do
>hey, let's cut off his legs for his own good!
>okay, doctor. We love him so much.

Cutting a leg reduce the probability of leg cancer by at least 50%

>okay, doctor. We love him so much.
I know you're joking but I'm certain that's exactly how it goes. It really is fucked.

Kek

theguardian.com/society/2015/may/24/florida-woman-son-circumcision-freed-jail

Ah, I see you're a man of medicine as well.
So doctor just brings no arguments and your parents simply agree to whatever he proposes? I think they don't really care about you after all.

kek

God bless

Yes. Ivan yuo must use those leeches and smoke weed everyday to cure AIDS, Pray jesus.

Underrated

I have no words.

ANNNDD THE HOMEE OF THEEE FREEEEEE

AAND THE LAND OF THE BRAAAAVE

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>tfw uncut but still a mutt

American justice really is something.

Legit question how sensitive is the glans after being circumcised? I can't imagine how weird it'd feel to be circumcised now given how sensitive my glans are.

This is probably the gayest shit I've posted, thanks Sup Forums

>both in sexual and defensive situations

You know there are options other than circumcision? At least in Europe you can get plastic surgery of foreskin instead of cutting it all off.

I think is based on some protestant propaganda.
No idea. All cut people are muslims for me.

I've never met a woman in my entire life that prefered cut or would find a cock weird.

Glans desentises (probably wrong word here) with time after circumcision.

Why is circumcision so prevalent in America?

Is it because of America's brand of cultural Christianity?

My gf says cut looks more aesthetic.

>tfw loose cut
>tfw can fap without lotion
It could have been so much worse.

>hygienic
because you're too lazy to clean under the foreskin during the shower?
>aesthetic
dick without foreskin looks like some kind of weird shroom, also you forgot to say no homo

low test

Didn't it at least use to be very prevalent in Australia too?

Basically.

The idea is that cutting off the foreskin makes sex much less unenjoyable so you'll only do it for reproduction and not because it feels good.

what exactly does the nurses check?

Fact: 95% of humanity's problems would be resolved if, suddenly, everyone without a foreskin died

>Tfw will never get foreskin back

>2. It is interesting to note that, although Kellogg acknowledges that circumcision probably did as much harm as good, the evils of masturbation were judged so great that it was always justified as a treatment in these cases
Read into Kellogg. He was a nut who loved praising Jewish law and wanted to force his hatred of living on everyone else. Unfortunately people bought it.

This.

Someone who's either delusional or cruel.

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People claim it's because of """research""" that """proves""" it to be healthier, but that explanation was cooked up in the mid 20th century when the practice was already very widespread. It began with Victorian-era attempts to stop kids from masturbating. Interestingly enough, if the religious kooks hadn't done that and made it popular, performing the aforementioned studies would probably be considered unethical, just as cutting female genitals and studying the effects is unethical (and illegal).

Some people here believe whatever doctors say, even if there are obvious issues with it.

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>He was a nut who loved praising Jewish law
Lol
he was a hardcore christian
Funny how americans will go to insane lenghts to whiteknight their shitty religion

Second to this. I think The Big Lotion is behind the scheme.

kek

Well, she agreed at beginning, then changed her mind, huh.

FUCKING KIKES AAAAAAAAAAA

It's a holdover from the original puritanical colonists.
Those people were absolutely batshit crazy.